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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:59am On Sep 13, 2018
Shhhh01:
haba. do u even know what u r saying.

am pretty sure i do, yep!

if u have headache now will u b comfortable enuff to have sex.

i would be just as comfortable as a woman who would be comfortable to NOT have sex with her man and leave him in (stomach) pain....duh!

and if she lies to u, then obviously she aint in d mood.

... and if such man lies to you (about stomach pain) then obviously he IS in the mood

will ur next option b to ra pe her ?

my next option would be to explain to that woman, what i explained another one in this thread (if you had used your brain to read it).... here enjoy:

MrBrownJay1:


of course IT DOES.... any smart person knows that. the pleasure of having sex will have you produce more oxytocin injected into your brain, which in turn will release endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers, into the body, which will therefore alleviate/relieve (or even cure) that headache. FACT!!!

so next time a babe says she has a headache, her man should spread her legs wide open and bang the hell out of her (for medical purposes, of course)
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Shhhh01(f): 8:47pm On Sep 19, 2018
MrBrownJay1:


am pretty sure i do, yep!



i would be just as comfortable as a woman who would be comfortable to NOT have sex with her man and leave him in (stomach) pain....duh!



... and if such man lies to you (about stomach pain) then obviously he IS in the mood



my next option would be to explain to that woman, what i explained another one in this thread (if you had used your brain to read it).... here enjoy:



never knew you were the son of a bastard. no wonder u lost ur brain. poor boy. he is so sex starved he is taking it out on his mother.
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Stellamariss(f): 5:20pm On Sep 22, 2018
wezzyjasified:

Whats your own?? We all know say na lie but na our tactics be that. Leave us. grin cheesy
lols
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by ceruliz: 10:03am On Oct 24, 2018
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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nonye1234: 10:14am On Oct 24, 2018
abi o
I remember during one holiday like that,the guy came to visit his bro,as per say I be one easy going person,he kon dey tell me sey he no fit sit down,coz his manhood dey pain m and he's feeling pains in his abdomen.... I just dey look m like " bia,so i should na do what?? I be doctor ?"
he don forget sey girls don wise up
even gala and indomie cannot buy vj again
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nobody: 1:02pm On Mar 08, 2020
I get stomach aches from too much sex sha
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nobody: 3:19pm On Mar 08, 2020
Only dumb girls Fall for this lame lines.
No guy can try.it with though.
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nobody: 3:20pm On Mar 08, 2020
Only dumb girls fall for this lame line.
No guy can try it with me.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by frank950(m): 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2021
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