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The Bro Code. by ExplicitConect: 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
Following this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4703774/girls-code, I decided to create "BRO CODE" Some Rules & Regulations Guiding The Bro Code. (Any Bro found breaking these codes is a failure the Bro community & should be killed by hanging). 1. Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family. 2. A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it. 3. Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath. 4. A Bro never dances with their hands above their head. 5. A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros. 6. A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. 7. Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin. 8. A Bro never cries. 9. A Bro never wears pink underwear. NEVER 10. A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with. 11. A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday. 12. A Bro doesn't grow a moustache. 13. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks. 14. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave. 15. A Bro shall not damage another Bro's chances with a girl 16. A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control 17. A Bro always admits when they farted. 18. It is NEVER acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro's ex. 19. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email. 20. A Bro will always verify another Bro's story when they are trying woo a girl. 21. If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in. 22. A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment or refuse an handshake. 23. When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve Bros drink. 24. A Bro doesn't unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff. 25. A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro's new haircut. 26. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom. 27. Bros don't use umbrella. 28. A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you. 29. Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink. 30. When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honorary uncles. 31. A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex. 32. A Bro ALWAYS honours a bet. 33. A bro cannot give another Bro a teddy bear. 34. Bros don't break up girls fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off. 34. ALL conversations between Bros are subject to 'Bro to Bro confidentiality'. 35. A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn't try themselves. 36. A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro's house. 37. When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it. 38. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana. 39. A Bro never tickles another Bro. 40. If you catch your Bro's partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any sh*t-storm that may arise. 41. A Bro always has a condom in their wallet. 42. Bros don't take selfies in the toilet. 43. Bros don't touch each others hair. 44. If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home. 45. A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bro's partner. 46. Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema. 47. If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help. 48. Bros only comment on a fellow Bro's fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid. 49. A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom in time of help. 50. A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro's job description when introducing him. 1 Like |
Re: The Bro Code. by matrix199(m): 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
You sound like a mean son. I'd love to buy you a cold bottle of milk. 1 Like |
Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
The presidency signing the not too young to rule bill was a total waste of time. The youths are not ready to take the bull by its horn yet. Imagine this nonsense "bro code" of a thing. That proves that there are childish adults everywhere. Confused and immoral generation!!. I'm sure this thing was created by a bunch of lazy youths. 2 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 5:57pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
A BRO IS NOT THE SAME AS A BROTHER. A BROTHER MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE A BRO, BUT ALL BROS ARE BROTHERS. |
Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
AdaAde: ...... ...........and you that is "gainfully hardworking" is commenting on a thread from someone you called "lazy". judge yourself.......{em you, em you} 2 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 6:10pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
paulsibility: Coming from the thoughts of a lazy youth himself.
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Re: The Bro Code. by paulsibility(m): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
[quote author=AdaAde post=70725868] Coming from the thoughts of a lazy youth himself. [/q all these teenagers self........you better reserve your 13mb to chat with him tonight, and stop looking for attention here. "hardworking child" |
Re: The Bro Code. by AdaAde(f): 6:23pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
[quote author=paulsibility post=70726175][/quote] Thank you! Lazy adult. |
Re: The Bro Code. by Nobody: 8:41am On Sep 02, 2018 |
ExplicitConect: The OP needs brain transplant. This type of a person is usually a fatal failure in life. You have not only failed your family but also your generation..... |
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