₦airaland Forum

funmisticqueen:
welcome back o, longest time.

Abi oooo.. Thank you jawe

Chizman042:
sex therapist, u need clinic for punany opening.

Whateva pays the bills bro

zinnyzee:
Okay... This is not funny.
It's a norm right now in our world, having sex with our boyfriends and girlfriends.



But despite these, where has our self respect gone to?
When did it become like this in our ge noneration?
I thought bedroom matters ought to be kept strictly within the confinements of that room?

Or better still, you could talk to a relationship expert or a sex therapist... We're neither of the afforementioned, so why bring this to us

Sidown there dey talk stone age tori

AdaAde:
Go and pay her bride price first.
They don use sex swear for this generation ni
Every single problem in relationships excluding marriage, is always related to sex.
I've come to realize the honor in virginity. Apart from that it protects one from unnecessary fear of diseases and unwanted pregnancies, it gives one common sense that is not common.

In summary, op doesn't have sense.

Swear that u are a virgin

Quality20:
guys down south use engine oil on their organs and on that of their wife. Ask from those garage mechanics. But on a more serious note, fornication is a big sin. U are about to ruin a girl's life with undisciplined and inordinate sexual desires that could make her a sexual maniac who would be sexually incontinent in d near future, and who wouldn't see reason why she shouldn't have sex with every tom,dick ,harry and even nameless strange men

Seriously, you guys just chat fvcking shiit with no damn sense or reasoning behind it, apart from some Fvcked up analysis from a dumb pork chop preacher.
Fvck off man.

goodnewscliff:
kpekus KILL U THERE

Hian...why are people so stupid...

Quincymadu:
Guys abeeeg i need one kind favour from you guys..
Those of you that has deflowered a girl before, how did you guys do it...cos since 4 days now i have been trying to disvirgin dis girl that am dating.but it seems more difficult than i thought, the last time i tried it with another girl the same thing was the case...this time around i thought it was going to be easier since i didnt apply some techniques... Like using plenty lubricant and getting her well aroused, but even with all this too the package seal has refused to give way...sometimes i spend up to 4 hrs humping on top a locked kpekus dat my d*** wont stand again...all my body is paining me seriously here...and a niqqa needs to blast,..abeg na my matter be this and is not a joke...i need expert answers from real men and the ladies too....not from children o

Who else find this sh*t funny??

ericsimons18:
Some girls are unrealisticly really really tight ... You may not like this you might want take to a nurse first. Seriously if you over force your way you may end up ruining sex for her and starv yourself too.

A nurse to open the virgin or wat sef...
I expected to get sure anwsers from almost every guy here..
Am now wondering...all the gals in this country is it not somebody dats opening them....

Elder001:
In economics a commodity is defined as anything that can be purchased with money therefore if you allow a man to pay money before marrying you, you're not only a commodity but his property. Be civilized for once, this is 2018.


I agree with your last line anyways, OP doesn't have sense and this thread is fake.

Wch one be fake...am asking a qstion...
Wats the fake thing here..
People like you cant even spot a fake or real..
So its u dat dnt av sense

IntrovertedK:
Who else find this sh*t funny??

My guy funny how??

Dat uve not heard of virgins or wat sef...
Nna nawao..

Seun really needs to implement some age restriction policies to this romance section.....

AdaAde:
Go and pay her bride price first.
They don use sex swear for this generation ni
Every single problem in relationships excluding marriage, is always related to sex.
I've come to realize the honor in virginity. Apart from that it protects one from unnecessary fear of diseases and unwanted pregnancies, it gives one common sense that is not common.

In summary, op doesn't have sense.

Hisduchess:
fact!!!

So do both of you "have sense"

greyham:
Your mates are breaking barriers in science and technology. You are trying to break the hymen of young lady

You wch barriers have u broken apart from choking ur mouth in every thread on nairaland...stupid fowl

technicallyrich:
Tell her to ask her friend how they disvirgined them.when i was servin that was my style
suck her pusy and anuss,lick her ears and tell her swt things.it turns girls on every time which will make her so so wet.
After all these use enough lubricant and gently ease yourself inside her.
My dear i jealouse you if these your story is true.you will so enjoy these pusy for atleast six months before it starts to lose his tighness.
I wish i can go back to ibadan i served or one of those villages in the zoo and find cheap under age again.
Watch how evening news papers 25 to 50 will jealouse you because they know they have lost something long ago,they can never have.

I really dnt understand...why are people finding it difficult to believe wht i said here....
This thing na common things most guys shd have experienced..atleast once...

duxley:
Hi. I sent you a mail.

konji kee you there!

Quincymadu:
Satan raped your mother while he was high...dats how you ended up here...confused

Finally the brain damage from the failed abortion is taking effect. Enjoy your misery, brown cow.

greyham:
Finally the brain damage from the failed abortion is taking effect. Enjoy your misery, brown cow.

Chai...your just a smelling dirty pig...simple and short

Quincymadu:
Chai...your just a smelling dirty pig...simple and short

Please eat enough vitamins to support your abortion-damaged brain OK. You will be fine...I hope

greyham:
Please eat enough vitamins to support your abortion-damaged brain OK. You will be fine...I hope

Go away from here....mumu
Go and check ur IQ level...its probably -150

Doggy style does the magic.

Maybe God is secretly preventing you from calamity.... Shameful fellow

zinnyzee:
Okay... This is not funny.
It's a norm right now in our world, having sex with our boyfriends and girlfriends.



But despite these, where has our self respect gone to?
When did it become like this in our generation?
I thought bedroom matters ought to be kept strictly within the confinements of that room?

Or better still, you could talk to a relationship expert or a sex therapist... We're neither of the afforementioned, so why bring this to us

mtcheew,who you epp

Quincymadu:
Hahahaha....My brother o...its kinda looking like that o...am at the point of giving up and accepting defeat...i so much underestimated this job...am embarrassed

you must be 1minute guy, else, a fully erected dik can break rock

I am disvirginator illitrate, PhD, MBBS,BSc,OnD,WAEC JAMB, Neco. contact me asap I can do it for you.

Use your teeth to tear am Na,must you use your dick wetin person no go see for nairaland

kushercain:
So do both of you "have sense"

I should be asking you that, cos u are the one who definitely have a leaky leaky sense. mind your business!!!

Hisduchess:
I should be asking you that, cos u are the one who definitely have a leaky leaky sense. mind your business!!!

Oya I don't have sense. Do you

Quincymadu:
Hian...why are people so stupid...

if u re referring to ur family,,, then thats fine with me

kushercain:
Oya I don't have sense. Do you

thank God you no say u no get sense.oya leave my mentions and stop wailing on it

d first n only virgin I av
come across I mumully Bleep her like dat even wen she toldme she is a virgin many times before d act, I nor believe because girls can lie. only to realize later after breakup...chaii e pain me sha

AdaAde:
Go and pay her bride price first.
They don use sex swear for this generation ni
Every single problem in relationships excluding marriage, is always related to sex.
I've come to realize the honor in virginity. Apart from that it protects one from unnecessary fear of diseases and unwanted pregnancies, it gives one common sense that is not common.

In summary, op doesn't have sense.

The thing is are you a vrigin? you lie you die