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Saff:
Very disgusting joke and insensitive

Sister take it easy

We are just here to read comments n laugh

But we do surely know better

DAntivirus:
Are you offended?

If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

Nolly wood movie no woman will push the husband down from bed.

Where's the picture

Mods just want to cause depression for some fat single ladies

Na poverty makes you buy small bed. It's better you go for executive bed, since you married executive woman

Gboy101:
Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

wtf I'm eating

Saff:
If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

Don't mind them jare, but which one do u prefer? Small or big

Twoclans:
When I read your post I knew it was not coming from the usual nairaland teenagers behind internet devices.

Body weight is not a determiner of laziness,I look around my organization and I see some plus size people who are doing great at their jobs .While some are just a bag of complain ,today they are sick , tommmorrow its something else.

I have come to that level of maturity where I don't write off people based on physical appearance, tribe,religion or even first impressions .

I needed this, this is growth, like to collide with such posts .

A nigga once said:when you dey find phat kpekus you knw no say disaddvantage dey abi..You get luck say na only push and no b one phat leg she place untop your AMU

Eberechi24:
This should not be on FP, this is body shaming and it should be discouraged

Take a joke

My nigga

And nairalaand continues it's disgusting obsession with Mocking women.
First It was younger ladies...
Then they faced the older ladies..
Today it is the turn of fat ladies.

SMH

enshi:
So you only saw a problem with the man. Nothing on that load he is tied with

The only problem there is the lazy man who cannot afford a family sized bed.

when you decide to get married to a house.

Don't mind all the useless bastards.
The OP that created this thread to mock fat ladies
The mod that put this on FP
The fuxking fools laughing at this and using this as an opportunity to mock fat ladies

PataAlhaja:
... not funny at all!

... a 'fat' lady reading this gibberish might feel depressed ... a depression bordering on suicidal thoughts.

To the OP and the unwise moderator that feels this thread is front-page worthy, you are both insensitive nitwits!


SMH

I'd rather the thread reads as: The Disadvantages of Using a Small Bed.

Daeylar:
Don't mind all the useless bastards.
The OP that created this thread to mock fat ladies
The mod that put this on FP
The fuxking fools laughing at this and using this as an opportunity to mock fat ladies

Why be mad over harmless joke

Are you fat ?

lefulefu:
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look at how she covered the whole bed
where are those my guys who love big chicks
cc mikejj

..the guy no code..e for buy two foam after their wedding...den anytime e wan samankweh..he join her ..mehn I no fit marry diswan o..

Eberechi24:
This should not be on FP, this is body shaming and it should be discouraged

I slightly disagree with you, we should help educate the ignorant fellows amongst us through our comments that being chubby or fat is
is not a disease, and no one should be insulted or maltreated because of body size.

Typical of NL. Bringing such derogatory joke to the front-page only shows the level of sensitivity, knowledge and maturity of the mods as well as the kids on this forum.
Y'all are preaching against depression, but this is clearly something that can make any fat woman feel bad and unwanted.
God go dash una brain one day.

hmmmm, heavy duty.

Saff:
If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

I understand, in as much as it sounds strabge... I actually do find chubby dark ladies attractive.. as long as they look smart and carry themselves well

Taich:
Do u know that most fat ladies are kind hearted? If you don't know, just start observing one close by you.
As for hygiene, show me your friend and I will tell a lot about your person. If your fat girl friend is dirty, definitely you are dirty too, because birds of a feather flock together.
Being lazy has nothing to do with fatness. I know fat Aunties that work in a highly competitive environment like oil and gas, banking, business owners etc that are very successful. I know success is far away from lazy bones. Laziness is a mental disease, is not physical.
Please when next you meet a fat lady, open your mind, because you may be seeing the angel sent your way by God.

Bless you. Women matter dey move market for this NL. I wonder what would have happened if there were no women to bash.

pocohantas:
Bless you. Women matter dey move market for this NL. I wonder what would have happened if there were no women to bash.

Lol , actually its the ISP I blame data is too cheap now

carammel:
The only problem there is the lazy man who cannot afford a family size.

Now, permit me to ask what you weigh. Pls no offense

Pple self. The chick fat abi? But she is living now!!! Are there not many takeaway chicks who are dead by now? Abeg let the sleeping dog lie... Lol

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MrReeseG:
So what should happen to the big chicks now..

They should try and lose weight.

oga seun, mind44 and lalasticlala pls remove this useless thread from front page it can cause problems for you.

body shaming is now placed on same threshold as racism.

please mind what you post on front page.


such bullish post is what made some people to commit suicide - this post can mess with the psych of a plump person.


be kind to the feeling of others and delete this useless post.


thank you sirs.

Let's not body shame plus sized women like this.

For a good majority, its genetic