Well, they sure must get what they want...big hips, big thighs, big bum, big bwest...you cannot have the good without its bad

Gboy101:
Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

You are talking about a human being here!

Well, me I'm wanting all the fats right now...minus big belly sha

Gboy101:
Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

Some guys actually and specifically likes their women fat...and dirtiness isn't physique related, I mean some slim people too have smelling armpit, bums and all that, so its not particular to fat women.


Its just that, fat people need to specially take care of themselves cos their body harbour much sweat than slim people, and they need to keep fit, there's difference between being thick/chubby and being fat without being fit...


I'm not sure I'm making sense, but to you my fat queens, try and keep fit sha

Angelina996:
Well, they sure must get what they want...big hips, big thighs, big bum, big bwest...you cannot have the good without its bad

Many of the fat ones I see always have terrible shapes.

pcguru1:


Lol , actually its the ISP I blame data is too cheap now

Too Cheap ke? We even hope it gets cheaper. Data shouldn't be "luxury" na. What will now happen when it gets cheaper?

BabaJideAFONJA:
The only thing i can correlate to After dating funmi a very fat afonja girl is the stench of a particular fish from Ogun river .

Are you talking about fumiswtpussy? so you are that Nnamdi her boyfriend? No wonder.

DAntivirus:


would you do the same if your man was that size?

I can't marry a fat man, he already married her. So he should deal with it and stop complaining.

enshi:


Now, permit me to ask what you weigh. Pls no offense

Like you knowing my weight would put food on your table,get busy.

Gboy101:
Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

you write well. are you a writer?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lolzzz. You can buy two beds na. Must couples sleep on the same bed?

Are you on a mission to hit that size?

one thing I hate about fat girls, they fart during sleep its annoying.

Lol...

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lolzzz. You can buy two beds na. Must couples sleep on the same bed?

oshe11:
What abt the smelly armpit, lazying around, farting and Odoriferous pussy?

Guy calm down na...

grandstar:


You are talking about a human being here!

it's bad how people mock others as though they are perfect!

BluntBoy:


Many of the fat ones I see always have terrible shapes.

...because they refused to keep fit

They are human being too. Someone's child,sister,daughter,friend,lover,wife and above all Gods gift. Stop bullying! It damage what you can't create.

I like them slim someone else don't its a choice.

Taich:
Do u know that most fat ladies are kind hearted? If you don't know, just start observing one close by you.
As for hygiene, show me your friend and I will tell a lot about your person. If your fat girl friend is dirty, definitely you are dirty too, because birds of a feather flock together.
Being lazy has nothing to do with fatness. I know fat Aunties that work in a highly competitive environment like oil and gas, banking, business owners etc that are very successful. I know success is far away from lazy bones. Laziness is a mental disease, is not physical.
Please when next you meet a fat lady, open your mind, because you may be seeing the angel sent your way by God.

If nor be small thing i for give you tachi

adedayoa2:
I can't marry a fat man, he already married her. So he should deal with it and stop complaining.

So what if she got fat after he married her? have you thought of that?

Ladycloud:
Lol...

You're cute

oshe11:
What abt the smelly armpit, lazying around, farting and Odoriferous pussy?

Are you speaking from a first hand experience?

Is your wife one of them?just checking.

carammel:

Like you knowing my weight would put food on your table,get busy.

My guess is as good as your response.... Fatty acid

That's my brand you know

Saff:
If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

say the truth... U are fat

pocohantas:


Too Cheap ke? We even hope it gets cheaper. Data shouldn't be "luxury" na. What will now happen when it gets cheaper?

Internet of things that sniff data and collect data e.g Alexa, Samsung Fridge and Google Assistanta, Govt able to push online services to citizens and at the same time, collect and spy on its citizens, extreme Fear of missing out syndrome than ever, high level of narcissism as a result of social networks and massive cybercrimes and pornography. Lol don't mind I drank strong coffee this morning

Saff:
If we start making insensitive jokes about men with small joysticks, NL will turn into a war zone. The mods will never put such on the front page, but anything to degrade a woman will gracefully hit the front page in a second. It’s a shame.

Urrgh!

Victimhood or are you participating in the "take an offense" Olympics.

Obesity is the second leading cause of preventable death worldwide, second only to smoking. In fact, by the year 2030, obesity would overtake smoking as the leading cause of preventable death. If we can force cigarette manufacturers to write "smokers are liable to die young" on packs, we should erect public billboards stating "obese/fat people are liable to die prematurely."

This is not body shaming, it's saving lives.

Don't bring jokes about small d1cks to the discussion. Because people do make those jokes and very few people raise an eyebrow. Fat shaming is not restricted to ladies too. Trump is sometimes called a "pig" by liberals. We make jokes of our politicians with beer bellies. When last did you see your p3nis, preschool?

An insensitive joke would be to joke about someone's cross-eye. Not to jam tens of pounds of food in you daily when you should be eating right and exercising and not trying to break the healthcare system or inconvenience everyone around you.

Stop encouraging people to kill themselves.

-Lord

euromilion:

Are you speaking from a first hand experience?
Is your wife one of them?just checking.

I'm not Married

I'm fat, pretty, attractive and do not smell.. I don't sit at home all day, I'm hardworking and definitely worth being called a woman..i do not have a tiny body, but I have a large heart and a functioning brain....i don't care what you all think.. i'm still the best version of me....To the mods, op and those who came out to ridicule fat women, the Joke is on you..it only shows how shallow you think..ive learned to ignore what everyone says but sadly not every fat girl is like me..This post definitely broke a girl somewhere...

BluntBoy:

Many of the fat ones I see always have terrible shapes.

I guess I'm an exception to that rule

SarcasticGenius:


They should try and lose weight.

Why should they? It's just like saying every fair person should go dark-skinned because you prefer dark skinned people to fairer ones

folake4u:


I guess I'm an exception to that rule

You don't look fat to me. Moreover, you were hiding the shape so I can't evaluate it

MrReeseG:


Why should they? It's just like saying every fair person should go dark-skinned because you prefer dark skinned people to fairer ones

The highlighted text is wrong. Complexion is a totally different thing from weight.