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Everyone has a stepping stone....I have been there once and I saw hell

These are the kind of people you may see or have seen in a typical Face-me-I-face-you-apartment.

1. One wicked old woman everyone believes to be a witch.

-2. A randy bachelor that sleeps with people's underage daughters

3. One married man who drinks irresponsibly

4. One slayqueen that brings in different guys

5. Some stubborn children that play around your window or sometimes peep through your window when you have visitors�

6. The Holy Holy man that only preaches to people but live the opposite.


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I don't live in a face-me-I-face-you, but sometimes it feels like I do because of a neighbour who constantly monitors my activities. Her balcony overlooks my yard. She is a chronic gossip and cannot mind her business.

Association of Gossips. Nothing escape them. They are expert in causing confusion amongst family and friends.

Trouble maker

Debtors

Peace maker

Pedophiles


Beggars /borrower

I have lived in a face-me-i-fave-you before. I was surrounded by indigenes, the toilet and bath was almost a kilometre away from the house and ofcourse it was a pit toilet.

It was durimg my early days after nysc when I was doing my msc, it helped me to understand the suffering people go through and I have become more empathetic and more charitorious.

People are suffering, I see aan with his wife and 3 children and a maid living in just 1 room. I ask myself how will they even have sex without exposing or abusimg those children.

I thank God thinga have changed today. I encourage anyone going through same not to be discouraged, everything will work out perfectly.

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Ok that's where you're still living

The better name is “face me I slap you”

One neighbour's daughter eyeing the next room bachelor

May God bring people out of bondage ooo.....

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Eberechi24:
Association of Gossips. Nothing escape them. They are expert in causing confusion amongst family and friends.

Trouble maker

Debtors

Peace maker

Pedophiles

never wish for face me I face you, not even for your enemy its hell on earth.


That neighbor who constantly fight everybody "including the landlord" till he/she get evicted

the best thing to do when you live in a face me and face you apartment is to mind your business.

lol
face me I slap you life n.a. everyday with different wahala, you share kitchen, toilet corridor, everything, they even share partners.

xynerise:
Everyone has a stepping stone....I have been there once and I saw hell

These are the kind of people you may see or have seen in a typical Face-me-I-face-you-apartment.

1. One wicked old woman everyone believes to be a witch.

-2. A randy bachelor that sleeps with people's underage daughters

3. One married man who drinks irresponsibly

4. One slayqueen that brings in different guys

5. Some stubborn children that play around your window or sometimes peep through your window when you have visitors�

6. The Holy Holy man that only preaches to people but live the opposite.


Add yours hi

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You forgot to add:

7. One family everybody sees as the poorest, but may actually be the best of the lot

8. A man who would never (or be the most reluctant to) contribute his dues for electricity, waste management, cleaning etc. (You know someone like that, gather here)

9. The sister who stays 2 days at home and 28 days 'abroad' in a month. Only old tenants even recognize her.

10. Talking about Old tenants. The tenants who know everything about everyone and every place in the area. They can be better described as signposts.

Amebo neighbour that will gossip your presence and past actions
The jobless youth that smokes, disturb the peace of other neighbours

Sista Mary who born twins Vargin!
One room family with six children yet dem neva born finish some people sef

This is an old post. What's wrong? No new post again?

The one house hold with a man, his wife and PLENTY children that are each 1yr older than oneanother.

Your slippers go lost

You wash cloth wahala because cloth hunter they go round to pack the new cloth for rope

The ones that they monitor what u put on the fire.



Mama Nonso she will even help u turn the food when u put for fire never done.

Hmm

The type u go to toilet and see annoying shit

U use the water u brought to flush b4 u return with Fresh water another person is already inside.....

Or

The shit u flush instead of going inside, the shit comes out d more.......



No body should quote me pls am feeling fine

abat4real37:
the best thing to do when you live in a face me and face you apartment is to mind your business.

I don't think you have lived in one b4. cos if you have, you'd know there's no privacy, no hidden secrets let alone 'minding your business'.
it is a 'symbiotic' environment.

I better pass my neighbour