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A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by xynerise: 9:21pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
Everyone has a stepping stone....I have been there once and I saw hell These are the kind of people you may see or have seen in a typical Face-me-I-face-you-apartment. 1. One wicked old woman everyone believes to be a witch. -2. A randy bachelor that sleeps with people's underage daughters 3. One married man who drinks irresponsibly 4. One slayqueen that brings in different guys 5. Some stubborn children that play around your window or sometimes peep through your window when you have visitors� 6. The Holy Holy man that only preaches to people but live the opposite. Add yours 121 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Rednose: 5:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
I don't live in a face-me-I-face-you, but sometimes it feels like I do because of a neighbour who constantly monitors my activities. Her balcony overlooks my yard. She is a chronic gossip and cannot mind her business. 128 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Eberechi24(f): 9:45am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Association of Gossips. Nothing escape them. They are expert in causing confusion amongst family and friends. Trouble maker Debtors Peace maker Pedophiles Beggars /borrower 40 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Nobody: 10:00am On Nov 17, 2018 |
I have lived in a face-me-i-fave-you before. I was surrounded by indigenes, the toilet and bath was almost a kilometre away from the house and ofcourse it was a pit toilet. It was durimg my early days after nysc when I was doing my msc, it helped me to understand the suffering people go through and I have become more empathetic and more charitorious. People are suffering, I see aan with his wife and 3 children and a maid living in just 1 room. I ask myself how will they even have sex without exposing or abusimg those children. I thank God thinga have changed today. I encourage anyone going through same not to be discouraged, everything will work out perfectly. 250 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by adrian3000(m): 11:07am On Nov 17, 2018 |
this one na mumu post 2 Likes |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Hakeem12(m): 11:07am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Here to read comments 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by wosley(m): 11:08am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Ok that's where you're still living |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Stocking: 11:08am On Nov 17, 2018 |
The better name is “face me I slap you” 7 Likes |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by oyetunder(m): 11:08am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by TINTINABULATION(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
And there is this particular neighbour who is fond of borrowing; from matches, to knives, to toothpaste, to iron, and to onions. GOD HAVE MERCY. 63 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by justdogitto: 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
One neighbour's daughter eyeing the next room bachelor 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Philinho(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
May God bring people out of bondage ooo..... 1 Like |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by quinnboy: 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Wait... |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Princedapace(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
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Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by ClassicMG(m): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Eberechi24:never wish for face me I face you, not even for your enemy its hell on earth. That neighbor who constantly fight everybody "including the landlord" till he/she get evicted 8 Likes |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by abat4real37(f): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2018 |
the best thing to do when you live in a face me and face you apartment is to mind your business. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by lizzybet(f): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2018 |
lol face me I slap you life n.a. everyday with different wahala, you share kitchen, toilet corridor, everything, they even share partners. 4 Likes |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by ShenTeh(m): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2018 |
xynerise:. You forgot to add: 7. One family everybody sees as the poorest, but may actually be the best of the lot 8. A man who would never (or be the most reluctant to) contribute his dues for electricity, waste management, cleaning etc. (You know someone like that, gather here) 9. The sister who stays 2 days at home and 28 days 'abroad' in a month. Only old tenants even recognize her. 10. Talking about Old tenants. The tenants who know everything about everyone and every place in the area. They can be better described as signposts. 84 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by sod09(m): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Amebo neighbour that will gossip your presence and past actions The jobless youth that smokes, disturb the peace of other neighbours 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by tollyboy5(m): 11:12am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Sista Mary who born twins Vargin! One room family with six children yet dem neva born finish some people sef 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by chubysoft1(m): 11:13am On Nov 17, 2018 |
This is an old post. What's wrong? No new post again? |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by PencilBox: 11:14am On Nov 17, 2018 |
The one house hold with a man, his wife and PLENTY children that are each 1yr older than oneanother. 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by simple250: 11:14am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Your slippers go lost You wash cloth wahala because cloth hunter they go round to pack the new cloth for rope 14 Likes |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Nobody: 11:15am On Nov 17, 2018 |
The ones that they monitor what u put on the fire. Mama Nonso she will even help u turn the food when u put for fire never done. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by itiswellandwell: 11:16am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Hmm |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Kelvin1019: 11:17am On Nov 17, 2018 |
The type u go to toilet and see annoying shit U use the water u brought to flush b4 u return with Fresh water another person is already inside..... Or The shit u flush instead of going inside, the shit comes out d more....... No body should quote me pls am feeling fine 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by PencilBox: 11:18am On Nov 17, 2018 |
abat4real37: I don't think you have lived in one b4. cos if you have, you'd know there's no privacy, no hidden secrets let alone 'minding your business'. it is a 'symbiotic' environment. 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Typical Face-me-i-face-you Occupants by Iceberg3: 11:18am On Nov 17, 2018 |
I better pass my neighbour |
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