Kess should be careful o, Philip is dangerous

Good one boss, i wish u could make it 3-square meal for digest daily.

If only he knew Philip has been slow-poisoning him over the years...

I can't wait to see the downfall of philip

purity23:
I can't wait to see the downfall of philip

Me too

ObaKlaz:
If only he knew Philip has been slow-poisoning him over the years...

Phillip stopped poisoning him about five years ago too

Silver1996 never disappoints when it comes to updating.

Kess should be very very careful ooooo



OP tanks for the update

Kess should be careful in handling Philip o

Kess has finally realized it now

Nice 1 silver.
i just wonder what Kess will do with this new discovery

Silver baba thumb up for you.

Kess has woken up late.

GOOD MORNING BUHAHA....


1. Due to increase in the rate of "fornication", if I were God, The next generation kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.....
No wedding! No organs!!!
none of my business though....

2. Android Subscription:
The only reason I don't have a plot of land yet.

3. The difference between "i'm pregnant & i don get belle " is dat one is a good news while the other is a bad news

4. I want to be so rich such that when I see a mosquito in my house Instead of killing it I will just leave and buy a new house...

5. Chemistry class

TEACHER: Class, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium?

AKPOS: Na sir.

TEACHER: What is the chemical symbol for Barium?

AKPOS: Ba sir.

TEACHER: What will you get if one atom of Ba is added to two atoms of Na?

AKPOS: Banana sir


6. White mum: Good luck son!

Nigerian mum: If u like go there go disgrace us


7. Father! Forgive me for I’m about to steal someone’s Girlfriend.. because when they stole mine You didn’t say anything...

8. U will be in Naija & upload a pic of urself playing inside rain.. People will say "u're jobless", but just travel abroad and upload a pic of yourself "playing up & down inside snow".. U will be hearing tinz like" Boss u're enjoying o", "my chairman sir, I am loyal" and girls be like "you're just eating ur money alone, u av forgotten me nah"...... Lmao... Una wehdone Mars and Sars..

9.My neighbour was singing "You are grace, you are grace, everything reading about you disgrace"
I corrected her, then she said to me, "A wise is a word for the...no...enough is a word..." That was when I fainted 10×

10. Slay queen, slay queen and your teeth yellow pass Mtn logo.. ;DIt's not my handwriting oo


12. Pls help me congratulate my neighbour, who married another wife because the first wife had 4 female kids, the second wife just delivered today twin girls.

13. *I am selling a medicine � that makes Landlords to Forget their RENT
*Email for prices....

14. I was just thinking supposedly there’s nothing like phone. I will be spending money on calculator, calendar, watch, walkman, digital camera and porn CDs... etc separately
Technology sweet...


15. You have ten shirts eight is adieu mama. So if someone did not die you won't buy shirt abi...

16. After Bello returned from Mecca, he went straight to the shop that he owed some debt. He entered the shop and asked the shopkeeper to bring the Debt book
The shopkeeper flew with joy and took out the book. And then Bello said to him:"open the page to where my name is"
The shopkeeper eagerly turned to the page. And then Bello said to him:"Change my name from Bello to Alhaji Bello"

17. Somewhere in Nigeria now a guy is smelling his "BOXERS" just to check if he can wear it again after 3days

God is watching you, my brother

18. Nowadays the lady with big boobs/big ass has more confidence than a lady with degree .... hard truth

19. When your girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, your family members will be complaining and you will be like "Hmmm, you people don't know this girl well oo"*

20. Girl: baby am pregnant.
Brikolo : the Airtel subscriber u are trying to reach does not exist.
Girl: baby am serious about this.
Brikolo : the Airtel subscriber u are trying to reach does not exist.
Girl: baby this is a great opportunity for us, dad said I should take my boyfriend with me to the united state next week.
Brikolo : Are u serious?
Girl: no, the MTN subscriber u are talking to is right outside your house with two police officers, Ode


21. Small kiss,you are closing your eyes but when it comes to praying in the church, you'll be shining your eye like pussycat...
The charcoals wen den go take burn you for hell still dey hot...


Just read and laugh jhor, update go soon show.. Make i just finish this small thing wen dey take my time...

Still waiting

Expecting the downfall of Philip

Thanks for the update Bossman

Silver1996 dey write lyk who he brain dey leak,nonsense writers evrywhere

Smiles.... Thanks for the mood changer....kudos

Wadewaltz:
Silver1996 dey write lyk who he brain dey leak,nonsense writers evrywhere

Guy it's very obvious you're loosing it, if this is your way of getting attention, it's a very bad way..so get your stupid self out of here

Wadewaltz:
Silver1996 dey write lyk who he brain dey leak,nonsense writers evrywhere

Sir, criticise CONSTRUCTIVELY if you've got issues with the story. No need to resort to insults and invectives.

Mavikolo2020:


Guy it's very obvious you're loosing it, if this is your way of getting attention, it's a very bad way..so get your stupid self out of here

Mugukolo,cum pursue me na,blind imbe cile

ObaKlaz:
Sir, criticise CONSTRUCTIVELY if you've got issues with the story. No need to resort to insults and invectives.

Ok I will call u,Mr.Engineer to cum construct my criticism

ObaKlaz:
Sir, criticise CONSTRUCTIVELY if you've got issues with the story. No need to resort to insults and invectives.

Am not sure he has read the story, he's even insulting people that are voting for silver1996, He's just seeking attention

Wadewaltz:

Mugukolo,cum pursue me na,blind imbe cile

Attach some respect to yourself man, what you're doing is just too childish.. Get sense abeg

Mavikolo2020:


Guy it's very obvious you're loosing it, if this is your way of getting attention, it's a very bad way..so get your stupid self out of here

Mavikolo nor dey answer am, we know them, leave him let him display his stupidity, na where im sense carry am reach ni he dey so

Mavikolo2020:


Attach some respect to yourself man, what you're doing is just too childish.. Get sense abeg

Cockroach brain,asskissers

kelvyncruz:


Mavikolo nor dey answer am, we know them, leave him let him display his stupidity, na where im sense carry am reach ni he dey so

Yeye fowl

kelvyncruz:


Mavikolo nor dey answer am, we know them, leave him let him display his stupidity, na where im sense carry am reach ni he dey so

yeye fowl

purity23:


Am not sure he has read the story, he's even insulting people that are voting for silver1996, He's just seeking attention

Goat-smellin talk

I dey gbadun you silver, you too much

kelvyncruz:


Mavikolo nor dey answer am, we know them, leave him let him display his stupidity, na where im sense carry am reach ni he dey so

Jeezu, you nailed it bro, you must be a carpenter