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So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 9:57pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
An appeal is being made to women to always keep their bodies clean to facilitate smooth love-making sessions with their romantic partners. A man has recorded the strange experience he had while having s*x with a lady he met last month. According to him, her body smelt like a rat had died in her for like two weeks and this really caused him hassles during the romantic session. He decided to make a public appeal to other ladies to always practice good and proper hygiene to prevent causing their partners discomfort in bed. Read his mail sent to a relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin below: 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 9:58pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
lalasticlala |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 10:05pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
Orisisrisi thread.... |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by IamPlato(m): 10:09pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
One Of The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man is taking A Woman Home And After all The Kissin and Konji is On Level 9, you Pull Her Pant And That Place welcomes You With Smell Like Decaying corpse 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by harkandey(m): 10:10pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
radarada, that's your own problem? |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by amaniro: 10:16pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
I thank God I use helmet while giving heads. 9 Likes |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by nero2face: 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
Next time if she insist u give her head, Just insert a finger inside her, take it to her nose, u will see she will stand up and run away naked... Thinking its a rat poison 44 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
Why do these men think some of them don't smell as some ladies smell too? I've been told by a lady that a guy removed his boxers to have sex with her, and once the boxers was off, the odour of the room changed, and she couldn't stand it. What of your mouth odours? I think women are more matured in handling these things than men. She didn't create a social media handle to vent her frustration. At times, you walk past some guys and the stench called body odour could make you cease breath 'till you leave that place. 22 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by nero2face: 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
kimbraa:are u saying we should pretend to be fine when she smells down there just to look mature... Ayam not understanding Biko 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 10:37pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
Hmm bros how man go do na! Na to close eye nack her finish go find one rap of weed smoke na 1 Like |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 10:38pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
nero2face:If I play your tape, you'll cry. Do you know that 9 out of 10 guys wear boxers for more than a week? On the average. As for girls, perhaps, 1 out of 10 girls would wear pant more than once. Most guys don't know what night bath is. It's a shame that while girls manage their bodies with what they go through once every month, I'm sure that if guys were to menstruate; they'd stink like dead rats going by how some manage themselves with a penis. 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 10:50pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
kimbraa:no let me vex. just kiquiet there 6 Likes |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by NOC1(m): 11:05pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
Had same ugly experience last year when I visited Akwaibom , invited this friend of mine to the hotel I was staying after much talking hormones of two adults in one room decided to tangle, but when I undressed the beautiful looking girl, the smell from that place made my johnthomas to relax, i quickly played calm as if nothing then lied to her that i have no CD and I won't like to take advantage of my guest. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by ChopBellefull(m): 11:15pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
My guy its so annoying and displeasing.... I don tire to wash my bedsheet every two days. Thank God deek no get nose, if nt no woman go get belle coz all man go run. I want to salute my coconut oil for being there for me, coz wen da place smell i just apply coconut oil on it and at least, d smell go reduce. Yuck 10 Likes |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:16pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
PenGriffey:See as the truth pain you! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by ChopBellefull(m): 11:19pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
kimbraa: Kimbraa, dats a diff issue as body odour and mouth odour occur in both sex. Buh ds 1 z jst too bad. I am nt insulting d ladies or sth.. Bt isn't there a way out to ds smelling kpekus? 1 Like |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by nero2face: 11:20pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
kimbraa:this isn't a fight of who's more clean than the other, I won't argue about this with u, if am not a Man u can be deceiving me with ur points, thank God am a man and I've come across some ladies, I never said all ladies are dirty, but comparing who's dirtier between girls and guys, except ur living in a different planet as me... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:25pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
ChopBellefull:Smelly kpekus is a small problem na. I think that in the stead of running to social media to run down on any gender, why not be a man and tell these ladies of your ordeal. It's best they're told, and hate you than coming on social media to complain 'cause in their sober moments, they'd be grateful you told them. Complaining here doesn't solve the issue if they're not told. Actually, some people smell and don't know. Don't downplay mouth odour, or body odour. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 11:26pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
kimbraa:No, your the one lying. Instead of you to say your the girl, you directing it to some innocent girl whose peacefully sleeping now. 1 Like |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:28pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
nero2face:I didn't say all guys are dirty, but used propositions like 'Some and most' to drive home my point. Maybe you should change your cycle of girlfriends since you know not all girls smell. |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:31pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
PenGriffey:Will saying I am the girl make the pain go away? SMH, my kpekus should be the least to smell. Save your energy. |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by DateMynd44(m): 2:14am On Dec 02, 2018 |
kimbraa:na who dey give u these statistics? 2 Likes |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 3:11am On Dec 02, 2018 |
kimbraa:u don high, you go let me flog you just now, you dont even have respect for the gods. Dont make ém angry young lady. When you haven't washed your "kpekus"in 3 weeks still yet you the one shouting the most. |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Khd95(m): 5:24am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Na comments I come read |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Michelle55: 6:24am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Here to read comments like the poster above rightly said I no fit argue 1 Like
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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by happybee: 6:32am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Make I park here too like the poster above me.. Mi o le wa ku..
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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 6:47am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Simple hygiene is not expensive, let me put this down it could help someone. 1,As a lady you need to find the best bathing soap that suits your skin type .And remember the soap you use during the harmattan might not be so efficient during hot weather .A relatively good soap could go for 250 ~ 350 per bar. 2, Never repeat an underwear. Wash it before you wear it again. Underwears must not be so expensive .Buy the cheap ones buy plenty .Most guys cant identify an expensive bra but they can identify a dirty one. 3, Buy a vaginal wash,there are some that are recommended by dermatologist. femfresh is about the most affordable brand in the market .This product goes for N1,500 and you can use it for 8 weeks before you buy another one . 4,Don't have multiple sex partners, different rods in your body can actually cause diseases for you. 5,If you must keep the hair on your vagina please trim it.And don't keep arm pit hair for any reason . 6,And above all there are actually places were there is no access to water in Nigeria ,I pray you don't stay in such places ,this is because you need alot of water to keep your body and cloths clean . 7,Do not sleep with your pants , you don't even need to wear pant everyday ,allow that area breath abeg. 8, Take extra care of your body during your monthly flow so that the bad blood leaving your body does not leave a stench on you .Blood has a toxic smell . 35 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 6:54am On Dec 02, 2018 |
IamPlato:Guy please take it easy oo We need to help these LADIES out there. Some of Such Ladies hate to be corrected. Whenever I run into a few of them, I made sure I treated them by counseling them on the need for improved hygienic practices. I also advice them to WEAR COTTON UNDIES and not Nylon made undies. WASH yourself regularly with CLEAN WATER, but before such wash your hands. AVOID SWEAT and poorly ventilated apartments. Always WIPE ONCE, from the front to the back. NEVER take it from the back to the front because you may end up introducing germs from the anus into the vaginaa. Avoid Anal Sex, no matter what. If you are being pressured advice the other person to conduct such on him or herself. AVOID adding so much weight. Do not share towels 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by nero2face: 6:54am On Dec 02, 2018 |
kimbraa:I need not to change, my girlfriend is like a Gold... I think you should change ur cycle of guys... So u won't see him wearing a boxer for a week |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Venerable612(m): 6:55am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Twoclans: I think the smell is more of body infection. Everyone has to take antibiotics once in a while, in addition to the things you highlighted Twoclans: EVILFOREST: Both of you are right. No medication should be abused! It should be taken with doctor’s prescriptions. |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by GOFRONT(m): 7:02am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Smelling puna issue again...... Most girls have only one issue to deal with, which is their Pvssy odour.... But we guyz have 3 diffrent issues to deal with .....3 issues for we guyz oo..... Issues are: Our soured smelling boxers, Our mouth stench, Our body odour.... If our body is not smelling, our boxer is soured. If our boxer is fresh, our mouth has bad breathe......Sometimes some commercial vehicle driver's mouth odour wan kill me before I get to my bus stop..... I don talk, and if u get problem with my views, I dey my house. Comman beat me.. 4 Likes |
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 7:03am On Dec 02, 2018 |
Same nonsense topic again even on a Sunday morning Mehn this place suck |
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