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Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 10:09pm On Dec 14, 2018
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ONE THING I REALIZED AS A CHILD IS THAT PRAYING TO A FRUIT, A STICK, OR NOT PRAYING AT ALL YIELDS THE SAME RESULTS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, AMBULANCES WOULD BE HEADING TO CHURCHES INSTEAD OF HOSPITALS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, PASTORS WOULD HEAL AMPUTEES AND CANCER PATIENTS, THE SAME WAY THEY HEAL MALARIA AND CHEST PAINS.

PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR DECAPITATED, DISMEMBERED OR DISEMBOWELLED BODIES. PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR 4TH OR 6TH DEGREE BURNS. PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR LEUKEMIA.
FAITH HEALERS KNOW THIS SO THEY NEVER PRAY FOR SUCH VICTIMS, AND TRY TO GET MEDICAL HELP WHENEVER THERE ARE CASES LIKE THAT. THEIR MIRACLE WORKING GOD ONLY GETS TO ACTION WHEN THE CASE IS ABOUT TYPHOID OR MISSING PASSPORT, OR MARINE WIFE OR SNAKE HUSBAND.





BLA, BLA, BLA. FORGET BIBLE STORIES. IF HE HEALED BOTH MALARIA AND AMPUTEE IN YOUR STORY BOOK, WHY TODAY CAN HE HEAL MALARIA BUT CANNOT DO THE SAME FOR AMPUTEE? SUDDENLY HE LOST HIS POWER?

JUST ONE AMPUTEE.. THERE WILL NO LONGER BE MUSLIMS, HINDUS, OR NON BELIEVERS.
JUST ONE AMPUTEE, AND WE'LL ALL BE CHRISTIANS.
these people are very dishonest! They say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 10:11pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Will you please quit yelling
and stop writing like you're kind of bloodthirsty

11. Don't create distracting posts with:
ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc.

Did you miss reading the above rule 11 in the memo?

Another memo, you missed reading,
is that, the ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.
and this has addressed the important questions he asked?
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 10:43pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
replying you would be a waste.
A beautiful mind like yours is a terrible thing to waste.
so replying you, would not for me be a waste because you're worthy fighting for

HardMirror:
As wasteful and useless as praying
It would be for anyone that misconstrues prayer to be a slot machine

HardMirror:
Prayers dont work that is why you guys have so much excuses for it.
How do you mean prayers dont work?

HardMirror:
There is no right way to pray or wrong.
What do you pray for, what do you pray about?
How do you pray?

HardMirror:
You think if there was an absolutely right way to pray, people wont know it and follow it?
Prayer if it worked would have solved a lot of issues.

Millions of christians cant afford hospital bills but they are there sick and dying everyday,
praying and god never answers them (cos he is not real) but we give excuses for this god when he does nothing
and because this excuses are the norm,
it makes these foools unable to see where the problem lies hence the circle of idiocy continues.

Occasionally one or two people realise the scam and they wake up.
I just laugh at the efforts you people make in twisting and turning to justify your useless belief.
If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

HardMirror:
by the way i did not admit god heals malaria. That statement is in the context of the testimonies christians give.
I know you didnt because of the inverted commas.
Put it down to poetic licence

HardMirror:
They dont come giving testimonies of how they were amputated and the limb grew back.
It is always ambiguous unverifiable healings.
Same with those who claim to be raised from the dead.
I am waiting for those crushed by a trailer or beheaded to also raise from the dead.
Read the bible and see how sweet they make the miracles.
If nigeria were to be in the bible as a story,
the story would have been on how god of Oledepo made fire to fall from heaven and consume all boko haram fighters. Lol.
You have a very naive attitude to set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things

HardMirror:
and this has addressed the important questions he asked?
Besides being DOA,
show him how to or let him learn to quit yelling
and stop writing like he's kind of bloodthirsty first
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 10:45pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
these people are very dishonest!
They say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place.
Examples of the dishonesty please.
Examples of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 10:47pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
A beautiful mind like yours is a terrible thing to waste.
so replying you, would not for me be a waste because you're worthy fighting for

It would be for anyone that misconstrues prayer to be a slot machine

How do you mean prayers dont work?

What do you pray for, what do you pray about?
How do you pray?

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

I know you didnt because of the inverted commas.
Put it down to poetic licence

You have a very naive attitude to set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things

DOA
if indeed i have a beautiful mind, would religion worth my time? I shld spend my life promoting religion? To what end?

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Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
if indeed i have a beautiful mind, would religion worth my time?
I shld spend my life promoting religion? To what end?
True and pure religion is invaluable
It is worth anybody's time
Yes, you should spend your life promoting true and pure religion
It makes the world a better place is the end
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
True and pure religion is invaluable
It is worth anybody's time
Yes, you should spend your life promoting true and pure religion
It makes the world a better place is the end
ok. Keep up the good work
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 11:11pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Examples of the dishonesty please.
Examples of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please
read your comments on healing and prayers. Enjoy
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 11:24pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
ok. Keep up the good work
It's one of the necessity of life and best thing in the world

HardMirror:
read your comments on healing and prayers. Enjoy
It's like the man standing tanda by a tree, and just waiting hopefully for a toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table to pop out

The ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.

List a few of the dishonesty please.
List a few of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by brodalokie: 11:30pm On Dec 14, 2018
HardMirror:
i have had fantasies fulfilled had wishes even bad ones come to past. It is called life. Things happen, i can choose to pray to a tree or even my pennis and live a better life than many christians. As for you saying god does not answer prayers the way i expect, that is just the regular excuse for justifying our fooolishness in praying.
I came to realise that god cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible. Most things we see are just co incidences that is exactly why god 'heals' malaria but cant do nothing about amputees.

The Lord's prayer is enough to do the miracle.
I have heard about amputees getting their limbs back following discernment and prayer of faith in modern day America. I have not seen it life but I believe. There was a case of reviving a dead fish and speaking squirrels to existence. Try to Google about the life of William Marion Branham
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by LordReed(m): 11:35pm On Dec 14, 2018
brodalokie:


The Lord's prayer is enough to do the miracle.
I have heard about amputees getting their limbs back following discernment and prayer of faith in modern day America. I have not seen it life but I believe. There was a case of reviving a dead fish and speaking squirrels to existence. Try to Google about the life of William Marion Branham

Can we see proof of these people having their limbs back? Or this is just hearsay?
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:43pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
My brother, is there no merit in the bible?
Does the bible not give succour, hope and assurance?
Is it the only piece of literature that offers this?
Why is it special?
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by brodalokie: 11:47pm On Dec 14, 2018
LordReed:


Can we see proof of these people having their limbs back? Or this is just hearsay?

There are videos I think. Google him out and see
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:48pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:

After the garden of Gethsemane time, whatever that needs to be done about other amputees,
that miracle will be done, also following and in accordance with rules.

What are these rules. Have you ever witnessed the healing of amputees or any form of restorative/creative healing following these rules?
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 11:49pm On Dec 14, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Is it the only piece of literature that offers this?
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

Ranchhoddas:
Why is it special?
It is special truly because it is in a league of it's own.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

It is special because truly because it is in a league of it's own.
You know this is not an adequate answer.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 12:08am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

It is special because truly because it is in a league of it's own.
yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by LordReed(m): 12:09am On Dec 15, 2018
brodalokie:


There are videos I think. Google him out and see

LoL! That crazy guy who said his wife and kid's death was god punishing him? LMFAO!
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by brodalokie: 12:19am On Dec 15, 2018
LordReed:


LoL! That crazy guy who said his wife and kid's death was god punishing him? LMFAO!

At least you can see how honest he was to the call. I envy him for that. It wasn't easy.

He had many critics who called themselves doctors of divinity and even Christian preachers. His birth was not ordinary and his death was a great loss for the Christian family because he didn't leave long enough. He was only used for a mission which he did wholeheartedly. People like Benny Binns Tommy Osborne and Oral Robert knew him well.
What else did you find out about him? I am not selling him to you. We only sell Jesus for free
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:19am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
What are these rules.
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

Ranchhoddas:
Have you ever witnessed the healing of amputees
I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

Ranchhoddas:
or any form of restorative/creative healing following these rules?
We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:24am On Dec 15, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
You know this is not an adequate answer.
What is inadequate in the answer?
What complaint have you with that short simple and honest answer?
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 12:25am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html
This Bros self!!!

You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk. But this wasn't what Hardmirr.or was talking about.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 12:26am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
What is inadequate in the answer?
What complaint have you with that short simple and honest answer?
It did not show why or how the Bible is different from other religious books.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by LordReed(m): 12:29am On Dec 15, 2018
brodalokie:


At least you can see how honest he was to the call. I envy him for that. It wasn't easy.

He had many critics who called themselves doctors of divinity and even Christian preachers. His birth was not ordinary and his death was a great loss for the Christian family because he didn't leave long enough. He was only used for a mission which he did wholeheartedly. People like Benny Binns Tommy Osborne and Oral Robert knew him well.
What else did you find out about him? I am not selling him to you. We only sell Jesus for free

Please! He couldn't save his own wife and kid from dying of disease but you expect us to believe he could restore lost limbs. And you even call him honest for admitting he's a charlatan. LoL!
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by MuttleyLaff: 12:34am On Dec 15, 2018
HardMirror:
yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully.
To untrained eyes they look like contradictions

Ranchhoddas:
You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk.
But this wasn't what Hardmirr.or was talking about
How do you mean "You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk."
What wasnt he talking about?
I am sorry, if I dont seem to follow or understand your comment

Meanwhile Ranchhoddas, what's your examples of and the differences between miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers?

Ranchhoddas:
It did not show why or how the Bible is different from other religious books.
Ranch, the bible is not in competition with other religious books
The proof of the bible pudding is in the eating

Try this for another size.
The Bible has lasting answers, for all the ills of this world and problems man face.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by brodalokie: 12:39am On Dec 15, 2018
LordReed:


Please! He couldn't save his own wife and kid from dying of disease but you expect us to believe he could restore lost limbs. And you even call him honest for admitting he's a charlatan. LoL!

Brother, when you have a ministry like this many things will happen that people will hold you for. He is not God and can not do anything to help her. He prayed his heart out. Did I not say he left us early enough? Why didn't he buy someone else's time if he could? Nothing can happen without the direction of the holy spirit.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by LordReed(m): 1:51am On Dec 15, 2018
brodalokie:


Brother, when you have a ministry like this many things will happen that people will hold you for. He is not God and can not do anything to help her. He prayed his heart out. Did I not say he left us early enough? Why didn't he buy someone else's time if he could? Nothing can happen without the direction of the holy spirit.

Excuses upon excuses.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by CAPSLOCKED: 6:24am On Dec 15, 2018
brodalokie:


The Lord's prayer is enough to do the miracle.
I have heard about amputees getting their limbs back following discernment and prayer of faith in modern day America.
THIS IS NOT TRUE, MY FRIEND IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED. IF WE CAN ALL BE REALISTIC FOR ONCE WE'LL ALL AGREE THAT IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN.

I have not seen it life but I believe.
OF COURSE YOUR RELIGION THRIVES ON YOUR BLIND BELIEFS OF THINGS THAT ACTUALLY AREN'T THERE.

There was a case of reviving a dead fish and speaking squirrels to existence.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF REVIVING DEAD ANIMALS WHEN THE CEMETERIES ARE OVERLOADING?

Try to Google about the life of William Marion Branham
I PROMISE NOT TO WASTE A KILOBYTE OF DATA ON WHATEVER THIS IS.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 6:30am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html
so god created that device? Lol!!!! Now you are turning to a clown
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by CAPSLOCKED: 6:36am On Dec 15, 2018
HardMirror:
so god created that device? Lol!!!! Now you are turning to a clown

I SHOOK MY HEAD WHEN I SAW WHAT HE SAID. THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by HardMirror(m): 6:42am On Dec 15, 2018
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I SHOOK MY HEAD WHEN I SAW WHAT HE SAID. THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
very dishonest people

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Re: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by brodalokie: 7:36am On Dec 15, 2018
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It is building the faith of the anointed man. Giving him something to tell people just like Moses and the burning bush

Is there any thing hidden that will not be opened?

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