That you must first buy bicycle, followed by motorcycle and then a car.

that if you eat fowl yash, you go dey do aproko up and down

That pregnant women don't eat food .

SUPERPACK:
if you swallow orange or udara seed it will grow on your head.
.
Believing that India defeated Nigeria 99-1 and Sam okparaji died after scoring the only goal for nigeria

Do you play NaijaBet?

Gracielove:
That my mum really cared.........silliest thought ever.

that's sad

I was use to believe urine comes out from the clitoris.

Santa Claus/ Father Christmas.

ollah2:




That an Isreali man died for my sins and that of my ancestors in Africa

Telling you offensive words makes me similar to you, but i wish to know if you are really alright?

Psoul:

Do you play NaijaBet?

yes

I once believed that if you go to an Udara tree in the midday, Monsters will kidnap you. I once believed that if I bend down and look straight through my legs,I will see people walking with their head (spirit)

I once believed that if you go to an Udara tree in the midday, Monsters will kidnap you. I once believed that if I bend down and look straight through my legs,I will see people walking with their head (spirit)

Juju

Bet9ja sacrificed 36 virgins

ExAngel007:
if a man touches me I get pregnant

lemme touch you....

JayB11:

Telling you offensive words makes me similar to you, but i wish to know if you are really alright?

What are the offensive words in my comment?

You must b so young

DONADAMS:
I believed Nigeria ended at the airport...I also thought I could beg those programmed voice that tells you you have insufficient airtime...see as I dey beg the "woman" then, sotey I insult her say she dey wicked she no 1 allow me talk to my pman wey I never see for more than two years...mehn guys mumu before sha

That Jerusalem and all other cities mentioned in the Bible are all in heaven. Never knew they are on this planet earth!

Yes ,its not rocket science,It can make a big tree to dry up !

DONADAMS:
lol...when we were young we'll intertwine two fingers and point to a bird in the sky and it"ll hang on that spot...I don't know how but it worked..another was staying close to the wall when thunder strikes will make you disappear...and that when two dogs are having sex puut a nail to the ground and they'll hang{magun}. also that driving a nail into a tree stops it from growing further...them plenty sha...we mumu for area then

That it's forbidden to sit inside of a mortar....

Not knowing it's just a way of preventing children from messing with the mortar...chai, lol

SUPERPACK:
if you swallow orange or udara seed it will grow on your head.
.
Believing that India defeated Nigeria 99-1 and Sam okparaji died after scoring the only goal for nigeria

baba same with me oh.
All those things were a hoax

StFrankeinstein:
Believe that a duck's head when slashed and covered with a basket turns to a snake

that stuff is true bro

miss koikoi and bush baby story

teacherbim:
If someone beat a boy with broom the punishment would disappear or shrink

punishment or penis?

I believed that when u add sugar to water and keep it refrigerated for 2 days straight , you will get mount dew... ...a friend of mine told me that bullshit and I believed him till I was 13 .

Libber:
Jesus is coming soon
Santa Clause is real
Money grows on tree in America
We are the leaders of tomorrow
Love is real

Jesus is coming soon... How soon? Could be 8 million years from now so it doesn't matter

SUPERPACK:
yes

E dey show for ur bodi

SUPERPACK:
if you swallow orange or udara seed it will grow on your head.
.
Believing that India defeated Nigeria 99-1 and Sam okparaji died after scoring the only goal for nigeria

Boss this one cracked me up.

koyeni:

Big big lie bro... Snakes don't have ears.. They only detect vibrations...

when snakes are deaf, Why do indians blow flutes whenever they want to call their snakes, that was where the conception came from, that blowing any kind of whistling, mouth organs attracts them, cos the snakes will think that you are calling, and it will come in the direction from where the sound was coming from

uuzba:


Are you just looking for attention? So what is your hope in life? Who made you? How did this whole universe appear? Have you gone through all the records of the world written and unwritten? Do you think things just appear like that? Who made oxigen? What is atom? Who made it?

Find answers to these questions before you ever die. Because you must surely die one day just as everybody dies and you will remain alive and face whatever part of eternity you gained for yourself.

Jesus is the person who created human beings and gave you your free will to think and behave as you like.
He came from heaven to earth to tell you that actions have consequences. To love each other and love God. He worked miracles to show that he is not any ordinary human being and he rose from the dead because he is the master of life and existence. Death has no power over him. All that he did was written down and recorded. The records were read to you and taught to you. The person who taught you is not the original writer. The original writers of the records, saw Jesus face to face and gave the records to the church to keep.

If you want to disprove him, that is your own cup of tea. He is not quarelling with you. I don't know what happend to you that you are quarelling with him.

Oga anyi, wetin be your own na?

I no dey quarrel with Jesus.

Jesus no dey quarrel with me.

But wetin carry you enta dis matter na wetin I no just sabi.

I just dey wonder who appointed you the spokesman of Jesus now.

Why you no wait make Jesus respond for imsef?

Nnaa na wa o!

Davash222:
I once believed that Education is the key!!!

this is d most silly tin ever

OgaBuhari:
that stuff is true bro

you really believe this at this age