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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Ubenedictus(m): 5:58pm On Jan 15, 2019
Dantedasz:


Oh...it is no longer written under the inspiration of God??
Or some parts are inspired and some parts are not inspired??
Make up your mind.
It is all inspired, but there are different genres. I wont interprete a poem the same as a history book nor a religious legend. Different genres must be interpreted differently. Inspiration means God used the talent of men to transmit his truth.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jan 15, 2019
Martinez19:
@bold
grin That's blatantly false. Gravity is a consequence of mass. Every planet has its gravitational force but not all planets have the conditions necessary for life. Can you see how your divinely inspired holy book just flopped?
The Bible never say anything about gravity on any other planets, it's what i learnt back in school. So it has not flopped in anyway! wink wink
Regarding the Questions and Answers,they're just so many that i can't list everything here.
Note that i never said science is useless, but when it comes to choosing between science and the Bible i'll go for the Bible! smiley smiley smiley
What atheists are saying is clear "condemn the Bible" but that's what is causing all these debates and arguments. Christians aren't condemning Science, but it's atheists that are hiding behind science to condemn the Bible, now that's not going to be possible because the Bible has over 8,000,000 students globally and the numbers is increasing on daily bases!
So let science do it's duty and the Bible do it's duty. Matthew 22:21
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:15pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
Emi ko o! Bibeli ni OLOJU kan ti no lero pe eyin nso. Boya tori pe gbogbo ohun to so lao le foju ri bayii.To ba se bii temi ni mio mo nkankan oooooo. Bibeli ni no diro mo!
So you, want to use the bible to make you king of all of us here?

Ta, just so we're clear. There are 2eyes, 1eye and noeye right? In case you just happened to not have looked around you, in this neighbourhood some 2eyes are 2eyeglasses, and 2eyecontacts, and 2eyemicroscope, 2eyetelescope, 2eyeradioscope, 2eyesatellite and 2eyeprobetothefurthestedgesoftheuniverse even.

I buda is saying, you, Tatime, in this neighbourhood, with your Bible and your JW and your version of Jesus, just so we are clear, is noholesforeyes. You there trying to be lord over all us 2eyes with 2 eyes that actually work with your noholesforeyesjw! I spit mud in your eye, ta! Just so were clear.

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

So you, want to use the bible to make you king of all of us here?

Ta, just so we're clear. There are 2eyes, 1eye and noeye right? In case you just happened to not have looked around you, in this neighbourhood some 2eyes are 2eyeglasses, and 2eyecontacts, and 2eyemicroscope, 2eyetelescope, 2eyeradioscope, 2eyesatellite and 2eyeprobetothefurthestedgesoftheuniverse even.

I buda is saying, you, Tatime, in this neighbourhood, with your Bible and your JW and your version of Jesus, just so we are clear, is noholesforeyes. You there trying to be lord over all us 2eyes with 2 eyes that actually work with your noholesforeyesjw! I spit mud in your eye, ta! Just so were clear.

That's what you're thinking my friend but it's not so!
You've been trying to cope with what you assumed the Bible teaches but it's not working so you decided to quit and look for a better means of enlightenment.
I have been searching for means of enlightenment and i discovered the TRUTH in the Bible.
Your teachers differs from mine,though you have more students than we do but there is no positive effects of what the teachers are teaching them,whereas just 8,000,000 students from my school are performing well in the society. So because your teachers failed in their duties doesn't prove that the TEXTBOOK is not up to the standard. Because over 8,000,000 students from another school are doing fine!
So if you tear,burn or throw away your textbooks, it's not reason enough for me to do the same! wink wink wink
That's my point!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Martinez19(m): 6:38pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
The Bible never say anything about gravity on any other planets, it's what i learnt back in school. So it has not flopped in anyway! wink wink
Regarding the Questions and Answers,they're just so many that i can't list everything here.
Note that i never said science is useless, but when it comes to choosing between science and the Bible i'll go for the Bible! smiley smiley smiley
Lol. You quoted an unrelated bible verse to support a failed claim. It seems you have confused presence of life for gravity. Besides, there are many solar systems and galaxies. Why would your god waste time creating other planets and galaxies when he could have created just earth?

You don't have to bring all of them, just bring at least the top five and let's discuss.

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:39pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
@budaatum
Please try developing interest in carefully studying the people around you and think about what motivates their speeches, expressions and worships.
I do have a lot of interest in people Tatime. Stop making up crap to believe in your head, check first!

This is buda.

When I meet people, I do not begin thinking about their motivations. Looking for motivation implies that I don't trust people and like I need to look over my shoulders all the time. I don't do that! I'm not paranoid like you.

And what if I read the wrong meaning that didn't exist into peoples "speeches, expressions and worships"? Am I not certain I have made that mistake in the past and might make it again?

What I do do is I trust people, ta, and goodness and mercy me.
TATIME:
The indisputable TRUTH is~
THERE IS NO SANE INDIVIDUAL THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE FROM MIND CONTROLLING! wink wink wink
You, Tatime, could possibly know an indisputable truth even if it jumped up and sat on your head?
Listen to yourself lol.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:49pm On Jan 15, 2019
Stick with your textbook Tatime. Wherever I find you teaching it on here, buda your face!

TATIME:
That's what you're thinking my friend but it's not so!
You've been trying to cope with what you assumed the Bible teaches but it's not working so you decided to quit and look for a better means of enlightenment.
I have been searching for means of enlightenment and i discovered the TRUTH in the Bible.
Your teachers differs from mine,though you have more students than we do but there is no positive effects of what the teachers are teaching them,whereas just 8,000,000 students from my school are performing well in the society. So because your teachers failed in their duties doesn't prove that the TEXTBOOK is not up to the standard. Because over 8,000,000 students from another school are doing fine!
So if you tear,burn or throw away your textbooks, it's not reason enough for me to do the same! wink wink wink
That's my point!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

I do have a lot of interest in people Tatime. Stop making up crap to believe in your head, check first!

This is buda.

When I meet people, I do not begin thinking about their motivations. Looking for motivation implies that I don't trust people and like I need to look over my shoulders all the time. I don't do that! I'm not paranoid like you.

And what if I read the wrong meaning that didn't exist into peoples "speeches, expressions and worships"? Am I not certain I have made that mistake in the past and might make it again?

What I do do is I trust people, ta, and goodness and mercy me.

You, Tatime, could possibly know an indisputable truth even if it jumped up and sat on your head?
Listen to yourself lol.
That's my point!
So if you're you and i am me,why the debate? You can easily continue to be budaatum while i continue to be Tatime! smiley smiley smiley
You feel there shouldn't be a mind controlling institution so walk away from it because you've "budaatum",i strongly believe in choosing an institution that i can wholeheartedly trust with all my life because I'm "Tatime". grin grin grin
So i don't have to pester,insult,criticise or ridicule you for your decision because you're you not me! Any attempt to start doing any of the above is tantamount to advocacy for MIND CONTROLLING! wink wink wink

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:
Stick with your textbook Tatime. Wherever I find you teaching it on here, buda your face!
What about when the audience are just like Tatime as in those who are searching for the institution to trust and surrender their life to as their controller?
Will you still come around to force your own ideas on them? Even while you're against pestering others to do what you're doing? wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 7:09pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
That's my point!
So if you're you and i am me,why the debate? You can easily continue to be budaatum while i continue to be Tatime! smiley smiley smiley
You feel there shouldn't be a mind controlling institution so walk away from it because you've "budaatum",i strongly believe in choosing an institution that i can wholeheartedly trust with all my life because I'm "Tatime". grin grin grin
So i don't have to pester,insult,criticise or ridicule you for your decision because you're you not me! Any attempt to start doing any of the above is tantamount to advocacy for MIND CONTROLLING! wink wink wink
Not quite true Tatime. Is it no more true the the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ releases people from control? If it is, why would a true follower of Christ be in bondage, and be trying to use the Christ giving release from bondage to bond others!?

I am claiming the Jesus Christ you claim you worship is a controlling Jesus and if we want to be honest such a Jesus is the type you called atheism and those who worship that way, atheists.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 7:19pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
What about when the audience are just like Tatime as in those who are searching for the institution to trust and surrender their life to as their controller?
Will you still come around to force your own ideas on them? Even while you're against pestering others to do what you're doing? wink wink wink
Am I going to jump in and tell them, "don't listen to that Tatime with his bible over science, he will just teach you to believe and be controlled! Come over here, do some use your two eyes science and be free"?

Yes Tatime, I will, with all my breath and with all my mind and all my body and all my soul and with all my energy and all my spirit and all my being and with every word that I write on here. Ignorance is a tool of the devil who controls and darkness is it's tool, while my duty is spit on mud make light so we can see.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2019
Martinez19:
Frosbel2, XxSabrinaxX, Michellekabod, LordReed, budaatum, Dantedasz, HellVictorinho
grin

LoL! Turned logic on its head.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 15, 2019
LordReed:


LoL! Turned logic on its head.
Logic is getting raped!!!
Call the cops!!!!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2019
Martinez19:
Frosbel2, XxSabrinaxX, Michellekabod, LordReed, budaatum, Dantedasz, HellVictorinho
grin
My favourite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there wrote about it
grin grin grin

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:

My favourite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there wrote about it
grin grin grin
Jesus also worshipped himself.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

Not quite true Tatime. Is it no more true the the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ releases people from control? If it is, why would a true follower of Christ be in bondage, and be trying to use the Christ giving release from bondage to bond others!?

I am claiming the Jesus Christ you claim you worship is a controlling Jesus and if we want to be honest such a Jesus is the type you called atheism and those who worship that way, atheists.
Jesus freed people from false religious believes{John 8:32}that's not beneficial to them and others but BINDS His own followers to remain under His MIND CONTROLLING techniques. Matthew 16:24
So if you've been raped,robbed or duped by FALSE religion that's because you've not been smart enough or you're having the wrong intentions! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

Am I going to jump in and tell them, "don't listen to that Tatime with his bible over science, he will just teach you to believe and be controlled! Come over here, do some use your two eyes science and be free"?

Yes Tatime, I will, with all my breath and with all my mind and all my body and all my soul and with all my energy and all my spirit and all my being and with every word that I write on here. Ignorance is a tool of the devil who controls and darkness is it's tool, while my duty is spit on mud make light so we can see.
If you do of course you're doing a fine job, but it's the false Christians that you can disturb because our own preaching and teaching program is NOT on social media! Remember i told you that our own activities is from house to house just as Jesus commissioned it so your activities can't in anyway intercept our own because you're restricted to social media since you can't come to the public with your face saying " I don't believe in God and i don't want others to believe in God as well". wink wink wink
Tatime is just poking your bubbles as you're trying to discourage people from putting faith in the Bible! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Martinez19(m): 8:29pm On Jan 15, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:

My favourite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there wrote about it
grin grin grin
As Tozara(Tollzara) said, only writers of fiction write from an omnipresent perspective.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jan 15, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:

TATIME is trying so hard to avoid my questions so I'm just playing along lmao grin grin. When he stops, i'll stop. For now, his chicken behaviour is sincerely amusing
Hi Sabrine.
I'm within 21-23
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 8:50pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
If you do of course you're doing a fine job, but it's the false Christians that you can disturb because our own preaching and teaching program is NOT on social media! Remember i told you that our own activities is from house to house just as Jesus commissioned it so your activities can't in anyway intercept our own because you're restricted to social media since you can't come to the public with your face saying " I don't believe in God and i don't want others to believe in God as well". wink wink wink
Tatime is just poking your bubbles as you're trying to discourage people from putting faith in the Bible! wink wink wink
There you go again making things up in your head and calling it reality despite there being copious amounts of evidence where not once have I asked you to abandon your god!

Keep your god! Just don't go about claiming your own understanding of the Bible is the only correct possible understanding. When you do, expect the likes of me to come set you straight!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

There you go again making things up in your head and calling it reality despite there being copious amounts of evidence where not once have I asked you to abandon your god!

Keep your god! Just don't go about claiming your own understanding of the Bible is the only correct possible understanding. When you do, expect the likes of me to come set you straight!
Jesus commissioned the program in a way that it's very easy to avoid your type by going straight to meet interested ones IN THEIR HOMES!
So my friend, we've got the ONLY correct understanding of the Bible that's why we confidently knock on your doors to come out face to face and exhibit that WISDOM you assumed you have! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 9:02pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
Jesus commissioned the program in a way that it's very easy to avoid your type by going straight to meet interested ones IN THEIR HOMES!
So my friend, we've got the ONLY correct understanding of the Bible that's why we confidently knock on your doors to come out face to face and exhibit that WISDOM you assumed you have! wink wink wink
Wisdom from the mouth of buda confounded you.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

Wisdom from the mouth of buda confounded you.
You're wise no doubt because you confirmed that Jesus actually said His own understanding of the scripture is the ONLY correct one,so whoever claims to be from that same faculty will say exactly the same thing! wink wink wink
So it's confirmed budaatum, you're truly WISE! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
You're wise no doubt because you confirmed that Jesus actually said His own understanding of the scripture is the ONLY correct one,so whoever claims to be from that same faculty will say exactly the same thing! wink wink wink
So it's confirmed budaatum, you're truly WISE! wink wink wink
By the Mighty Name of Jesus Christ, the Uncontrolled Freeing Life Giving Atheist Son of God!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 15, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:

My favourite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there wrote about it
grin grin grin

As one guy said - it is not true , it is not history - it is more astounding rubbish from the New Testament.

smiley
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:

My favourite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God (himself) and someone who wasn't there wrote about it
grin grin grin

LMFAO! And his conversation with the devil on a very high mountain. LMFAO!

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

By the Mighty Name of Jesus Christ, the Uncontrolled Freeing Life Giving Atheist Son of God!
How can someone who intends CONTROLLING people's minds belong to a faculty that abhors MIND CONTROLLING.
OK no wahala,atheists don't want to follow but desires to be followed! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Dantedasz(m): 10:06pm On Jan 15, 2019
Ubenedictus:
It is all inspired, but there are different genres. I wont interprete a poem the same as a history book nor a religious legend. Different genres must be interpreted differently. Inspiration means God used the talent of men to transmit his truth.

Christians can not even agree on what constitutes the Biblical canon and your are here talking about inspiration.
Why would God inspire a certain Christian sect to say which books are canonical and the same God inspires a different Christian sect to say other books are canonical. Is God inspiring confusion amoung his numerous sects?
Ubenedictus,you and I know the books in the Bible were written by men and were mostly copied and plagiarized from earlier civilisations religious books. There is no inspiration anywhere.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
How can someone who intends CONTROLLING people's minds belong to a faculty that abhors MIND CONTROLLING.
OK no wahala,atheists don't want to follow but desires to be followed! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Atheists want you to use your God given senses so you open your eyes and see instead of you allowing yourself to be controlled. Those who control you benefit from their control and that control is detrimental to the Godly progression of societies as it stops you from knowing the truth of your own existence which is that the Spirit of God is within you. Or is that not what is written?

You, Tatime, are preaching that the spirit of god is not even in yourself but within jws alone.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 10:35pm On Jan 15, 2019
Ubenedictus:
It is all inspired, but there are different genres. I wont interprete a poem the same as a history book nor a religious legend. Different genres must be interpreted differently. Inspiration means God used the talent of men to transmit his truth.

LoL! So the god was inspiring religious legend? LMFAO!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jan 15, 2019
budaatum:

Atheists want you to use your God given senses so you open your eyes and see instead of you allowing yourself to be controlled. Those who control you benefit from their control and that control is detrimental to the Godly progression of societies as it stops you from knowing the truth of your own existence which is that the Spirit of God is within you. Or is that not what is written?

You, Tatime, are preaching that the spirit of god is not even in yourself but within jws alone.
You can't stand on both side my friend, you must stay in one place! cheesy cheesy cheesy
The spirit of God is within you but still it shouldn't control a multiple of worshippers to do things uniformly,is that not preposterous? undecided undecided undecided
Well JWs trained me and i can SEE what they're saying is happening for real in their midst so i strongly believe that God's spirit is within that single group! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 11:24pm On Jan 15, 2019
TATIME:
You can't stand on both side my friend, you must stay in one place! cheesy cheesy cheesy
You forget that no one controls buda I can stand wherever the fuq I want!

TATIME:
The spirit of God is within you but still it shouldn't control a multiple of worshippers to do things uniformly,is that not preposterous? undecided undecided undecided
See, you would rather I use the Spirit of God that you yourself identified as being within me to "control a multiple of worshippers to do things uniformly" ?! Amazing. That "uniformly", will it be from the Gospel according to buda who is power hungry and would dictate to everyone perhaps with the Holy Ghost that is supposed to free people from bondage? And you want buda to use that Jesuspower to make people uniform and incapable of expressing the Spirit of God that is uniquely breathed into every one of us. Is Jesus no more sitting on the right hand of God the Father judging the wicked and the dead?

Tatime I tell you the truth, if buda does what you suggest above buda will be in the hottest part of hell. Is that what you want, for buda to burn in hell?

TATIME:
Well JWs trained me and i can SEE what they're saying is happening for real in their midst so i strongly believe that God's spirit is within that single group! wink wink wink
And it's a good thing they did or you might not be as bright as you are. But if they told you or did anything to make you think the Lord God Almighty will only give the Spirit to Jws and Mr Leave all his lambs to look for one' just sat there and did not say "Excuse me Father! What of all those other people out there in the world", then I think they might of miseducated you about some very important things because, with your very own eyes, Tatime, you confessed the Spirit of God in an atheist!

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