DanDeeBoss:
Wait, How many guys have you dated?? BTW it's better that way

NarnieSnyper:
One silly girl stood me up on our first date. I was so mad because I was supposed to have travelled after exams but stayed behind because of the date. She told me she went to drop her cousin at the park, I should give her 30mins, na so I dey restaurant order small chops so it won't look weird.
30 mins gone, I kept calling her, she didn't pick then 10 mins later she sent me a text that we should reschedule that she fell asleep and can no longer make it. As in ,me, I should reschedule with my own money abi has this one gone loco!!

I was so mad that I left what I was eating halfway and stormed out of the eatery. I swear if I had seen that girl that day, I for beat am silly.

I didn't see her till the following semester. I was walking home with my roomie and she was coming the opposite direction with her friends. This silly thing still get mind to wave at me smiling. I just looked at her and acted like I aint never seen the bîatch before, then looked away. She was totally embarrassed and I really loved what I did.

NarnieSnyper:
One silly girl stood me up on our first date. I was so mad because I was supposed to have travelled after exams but stayed behind because of the date. She told me she went to drop her cousin at the park, I should give her 30mins, na so I dey restaurant order small chops so it won't look weird.
30 mins gone, I kept calling her, she didn't pick then 10 mins later she sent me a text that we should reschedule that she fell asleep and can no longer make it. As in ,me, I should reschedule with my own money abi has this one gone loco!!

I was so mad that I left what I was eating halfway and stormed out of the eatery. I swear if I had seen that girl that day, I for beat am silly.

I didn't see her till the following semester. I was walking home with my roomie and she was coming the opposite direction with her friends. This silly thing still get mind to wave at me smiling. I just looked at her and acted like I aint never seen the bîatch before, then looked away. She was totally embarrassed and I really loved what I did.

delectablegyal:




What's up with you and the girl now? Are you guys cool?

NarnieSnyper:


The embarrassment was too much that day for her I guess. We stopped talking after that day.
I did what I did because she didn't even put any form of apology when she sent me the text, like she was doing me a favor by agreeing to go out with me that day

delectablegyal:




What's up with you and the girl now? Are you guys cool?

delectablegyal:
Where is lalasticlala?.

Homeboiy:
One foolish girl told me that she is coming to my house

Me wey no dey cook, come go prepare better rice and stew with big big meats

Come clean house join, I go high dey wait for babe

Babe no show at agreed time, I call tire she no pick again

E pain me die


Na my compound guys help me finish the food

waywardpikin:
We went on our first date and it was pretty cool. Girl liked me a lot but she was still carrying around the trauma of whatever her ex might have done to her. Ordinary relationship wey crash o, and she couldn't be more than 21 or even up to. So because of that she expects every guy to jump through hoops and pass through factory fitted litmus tests designed by her.

Sent her a Happy Xmas message and she didn't reply until night explaining that she spent all day cooking. Well that was understandable so nothing spoil. Sent her a message the next day but she never replied, meanwhile she was uploading plenty pictures of her having fun at the beach. Oya na, nothing spoil. I kuku made up my mind that I was going to do my own back. My birthday came up on December 31 first and passed, no message from her still. No wahala naaaaaa.

Na so new year reach, this babe start to dey message me tire. I read all but I never replied. She then called me twice one fateful day and I didn't pick. Then I sent her a text telling her 'I was sorry for not picking as I was very busy but I hope she good and I wish her all the best in her future endeavours in life.'

She replied my message saying that it's okay and she wished me all the best in life too. She basically sent me the same text I sent her verbatim. Very petty girl and I know say the thing pain am die.

I live my life by a very simple rule: No dey use me catch trips. Don't try to act like a princess at my own expense. And better be sure you can take a dose of your own medicine.

Deuces.

rame18:












The guy did a lot that I had to act like a possessed child, bleeped someone and he found out. He smashed my phone with a stone on the road and people were watching him, before he could turn around I had pick a cab and gone my way.

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biafraisdead:

I am now 100% convinced what happened between us was not ordinary my instinct has never failed me, u are not a nice person and I so much thank God for all that happened. dispute me if I'm wrong.

Estellie:
Dude got my number from my neighbor. He called and was begging me to come see him at an eatery.. I went there only to see a ring on his finger(married men sef). I acted all nice, ate chicken, ate rice, ate salad, drank my favorite drink, bread as takeaway, left to my house and blocked the idiot's number.. The man didn't see it coming. Lolz..

I'm not mean sef, some babes will do worse..

Lightangel65:
The meanest thing I would probably do to any lady I come across, is act nice , get their hearts and break up publicly in the harshest means possible. Am not a bad person, I just like seeing women in pain. They are weak creatures. Men thrive .

martyns303:
I was put in a cell because of her.

My first and only time in my entire life to have a police case. My ex had broken up with me leaving me vulnerable, met this drop dead gorgeous girl in my uncle's cafe I was working whenever I am on break from Uni. Helped her registered her jamb, begged for number, but instead she took mine and promised to call. Didn't call, that's not until one faithful morning.

She called and told me she's in my uni, she's looking for hall to write post jamb, I wasn't in school, but rushed down to school. located her and went as far as impersonating for her, long story short, I got arrested, when they found out I was a student of the school, I was slapped with an extra year. still, I didn't get number. Worst still, she avoided me like a plague like I was the bad guy.

Well! I wrote a letter of deferment to the school, zoomed off to SA to start another course, then off to the UK for another. Till date I haven't seen that girl again.

martyns303:
I was put in a cell because of her.

My first and only time in my entire life to have a police case. My ex had broken up with me leaving me vulnerable, met this drop dead gorgeous girl in my uncle's cafe I was working whenever I am on break from Uni. Helped her registered her jamb, begged for number, but instead she took mine and promised to call. Didn't call, that's not until one faithful morning.

She called and told me she's in my uni, she's looking for hall to write post jamb, I wasn't in school, but rushed down to school. located her and went as far as impersonating for her, long story short, I got arrested, when they found out I was a student of the school, I was slapped with an extra year. still, I didn't get number. Worst still, she avoided me like a plague like I was the bad guy.

Homeboiy:
One foolish girl told me that she is coming to my house

Me wey no dey cook, come go prepare better rice and stew with big big meats

Come clean house join, I go high dey wait for babe

Babe no show at agreed time, I call tire she no pick again

E pain me die


Na my compound guys help me finish the food

3phase:
ur 2go acc still dey 'work'?

martyns303:
I was put in a cell because of her.

My first and only time in my entire life to have a police case. My ex had broken up with me leaving me vulnerable, met this drop dead gorgeous girl in my uncle's cafe I was working whenever I am on break from Uni. Helped her registered her jamb, begged for number, but instead she took mine and promised to call. Didn't call, that's not until one faithful morning.

She called and told me she's in my uni, she's looking for hall to write post jamb, I wasn't in school, but rushed down to school. located her and went as far as impersonating for her, long story short, I got arrested, when they found out I was a student of the school, I was slapped with an extra year. still, I didn't get number. Worst still, she avoided me like a plague like I was the bad guy.

Well! I wrote a letter of deferment to the school, zoomed off to SA to start another course, then off to the UK for another. Till date I haven't seen that girl again.