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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 4:02pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
yes of course
Sex as a fat burner

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:15pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Sex as a fat burner
wait oo who be dese babes wey u dey put for ur profile cheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
No no wetdick we aiint talking abt clit n labia cos i dnt want som sort of guys complaining of me giving dem multiple vein reaping erections..No way .
smiley grin

hahasmiley) fuuny enough, a clit is like a penis that raises and get erect, the one stuff it doesnt do is produce sperm

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:











Nope I don't . As long as I feel healthy down there and it smells nice , have never thought of looking at it . all I know is , I have a pussy , which must be clean, odourless and healthy . but its somehow checking it sha... cheesy

i see. anyway, pussy that dont smell is the best for you and the guy pounding you)
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 6:00pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
wait oo who be dese babes wey u dey put for ur profile cheesy
Ur sis dem ...shud i remove it smiley
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Ur sis dem ...shud i remove it smiley
remove ke?cheesy. I like her hipswink. Gimme d babe contactcheesy.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


hahasmiley) fuuny enough, a clit is like a penis that raises and get erect, the one stuff it doesnt do is produce sperm
see ur mouth
It dosent produce sperm
Ar u a lady ?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 6:05pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
remove ke?cheesy. I like her hipswink. Gimme d babe contactcheesy.
Ok ...close ur eyes for 5mins and receive it
Make sure is tight
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Ok ...close ur eyes for 5mins and receive it
Make sure is tight
u ehnncheesy. Anyway u make sense if dats u in the profile. D figure bam.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 6:13pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
u ehnncheesy. Anyway u make sense if dats u in the profile. D figure bam.
Dats exercise n workout dear ,since i was destined 2 be fat...

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:17pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Dats exercise n workout dear ,since i was destined 2 be fat...
u dont look fat at all. Flat tummy,broad hips and its like u even get back sef. Nice hourglass figurewink. As u look so and u request ur guy to lick ur plate wey dey down dere he will certainly not refuse such requestwink.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:













Do it right ke!

Where pee dey comot! Damnnn!
victorian pray not to meet a guy wey go lick ur plate well cos if u do na u go even dey drag a guy head down dere anytime una enter za oza roomcheesy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by barrydee(m): 6:21pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:











Nope I don't . As long as I feel healthy down there and it smells nice , have never thought of looking at it . all I know is , I have a pussy , which must be clean, odourless and healthy . but its somehow checking it sha... cheesy

No Pussy is odourless my dear. Every pussy has its distinct smell.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:45pm On Mar 15, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
see ur mouth
It dosent produce sperm
Ar u a lady ?

lol. i dont have to be a lady to see the live actions of the arousal and jerking up of clits in excitement mood.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 15, 2019
barrydee:


No Pussy is odourless my dear. Every pussy has its distinct smell.
thank you. Pls tell them o. All these small boys that expect it to smell like body spray
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 7:13pm On Mar 15, 2019
funmisticqueen:
thank you. Pls tell them o. All these small boys that expect it to smell like body spray

i hope you know there is the fishy and dead rat smell and there is also the normal fresh smell and salty taste
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Fidelismaria: 7:22pm On Mar 15, 2019
See wetin over religiousness cause

A lady up there doesn't even know her vagina well

She can't even look her vagina in the mirror cause she feels it's somehow

Shior

Now how will a guy satisfy a lady that doesn't know her own body ?

Nonsense

Anyways check my signature

I have something that will make your vagina smell fresh and healthy
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:26pm On Mar 15, 2019
barrydee:


No Pussy is odourless my dear. Every pussy has its distinct smell.






I know but I like mine odourless
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:27pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
victorian pray not to meet a guy wey go lick ur plate well cos if u do na u go even dey drag a guy head down dere anytime una enter za oza roomcheesy









That's not the most important thing in life . I'm not freaked about it .

I'm serious .

I have other things to focus my precious time on . Nigerians and sex is on another level , na wa!
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:31pm On Mar 15, 2019
Fidelismaria:
See wetin over religiousness cause

A lady up there doesn't even know her vagina well

She can't even look her vagina in the mirror cause she feels it's somehow

Shior

Now how will a guy satisfy a lady that doesn't know her own body ?

Nonsense

Anyways check my signature

I have something that will make your vagina smell fresh and healthy








I'm not as jobless as you .

Life doesn't revolve round vagina and knowing the inner chambers and four walls of it . You can live your life on a pussy . that's your problem.

But for me? I have better things to study and focus on.

Like making sure I don't become poor gradually or overnight .

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:










That's not the most important thing in life . I'm not freaked about it .

I'm serious .

I have other things to focus my precious time on . Nigerians and sex is on another level , na wa!
with the high rate of infidelity with married couples that shows sex is importantcheesy.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 7:39pm On Mar 15, 2019
Fidelismaria:
See wetin over religiousness cause

A lady up there doesn't even know her vagina well

She can't even look her vagina in the mirror cause she feels it's somehow

Shior

Now how will a guy satisfy a lady that doesn't know her own body ?

Nonsense

Anyways check my signature

I have something that will make your vagina smell fresh and healthy


i have to agree with victorian on this one, not all girls want to see their pussy and it is a fact, it has nothing to do with religion

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Twoclans(f): 7:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
victorian pray not to meet a guy wey go lick ur plate well cos if u do na u go even dey drag a guy head down dere anytime una enter za oza roomcheesy

I concur

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:50pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


i have to agree with victorian on this one, not all girls want to see their pussy and it is a fact, it has nothing to do with religion








God bless you jare

They all think every woman is obsessed marvelling, staring and taking notes every curves and turns in the vagina . smhhhhh

As long as it functions well, and with little or no smell or odour , then I wonder why I will waste precious time staring at it when there are other important things to do in life .

Wetdick, I just bow for some mentalities here .

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 7:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
with the high rate of infidelity with married couples that shows sex is importantcheesy.







Yes! For a poor man sex is ultimately important , that's why they breed like cats
For an average man as well, sex is also too important and these sets also breeds like cats as well

For rich and mega rich men and women. Sex is one of the least thing on their minds . they have sex some times to relieve stress and not necessarily to worship a vagina or dickk. And the rich divorce because of pride , selfishness and arrogance , not really because of sex.

Anyways lefulefu, I'm less bothered about vaginas and how to worship and adore the pussy. My case is different cool
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:05pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Yes! For a poor man sex is ultimately important , that's why they breed like cats
For an average man as well, sex is also too important and these sets also breeds like cats as well

For rich and mega rich men and women. Sex is one of the least thing on their minds . they have sex some times to relieve stress and not necessarily to worship a vagina or dickk. And the rich divorce because of pride , selfishness and arrogance , not really because of sex.

Anyways lefulefu, I'm less bothered about vaginas and how to worship and adore the pussy. My case is different cool

madam, i no go agree for this one, sex is 'importanter" whether for rich or for poor. seems you havent seen lack of sex destroying homes. the differences is that the poor man doesnt get enough sex because he cant provide well while the rich man gets sex everywhere he goes, he needs self control to be himself.

a rich man IS more HORNYY than a poor man.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by DMerciful(m): 8:06pm On Mar 15, 2019
I was wondering why you haven't started going off with insults earlier, I was why is Victorian so nice on a thread like this and voom she manifest !
Imagine saying her pussy is odourless and she doesn't look at her pussy
victorian:








Yes! For a poor man sex is ultimately important , that's why they breed like cats
For an average man as well, sex is also too important and these sets also breeds like cats as well

For rich and mega rich men and women. Sex is one of the least thing on their minds . they have sex some times to relieve stress and not necessarily to worship a vagina or dickk. And the rich divorce because of pride , selfishness and arrogance , not really because of sex.

Anyways lefulefu, I'm less bothered about vaginas and how to worship and adore the pussy. My case is different cool

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
victorian:








Yes! For a poor man sex is ultimately important , that's why they breed like cats
For an average man as well, sex is also too important and these sets also breeds like cats as well

For rich and mega rich men and women. Sex is one of the least thing on their minds . they have sex some times to relieve stress and not necessarily to worship a vagina or dickk. And the rich divorce because of pride , selfishness and arrogance , not really because of sex.

Anyways lefulefu, I'm less bothered about vaginas and how to worship and adore the pussy. My case is different cool
hahaha victorian victoriancheesy.. Sex is important for all grade of men weda super poor as in a poor churchrat,average,rich or super richcheesy. U never hear of the marathee sisters?(cant remember their exact name now) Two canadian based indian sisters dat happened to be high class prostitutes and they specialise in giving pleasure to men who are super rich. U no read their story on how very rich men in nigeria dey import them for threesomes and other form of hot sexcheesy. U no read where dem finger otedola and other wealthy nigerian mencheesy. Or wat of our politicians dat travel overseas and during their trips they invite foriegn ashis to pleasure themcheesy. Those instagram slayqueens who do u think they provide sexual services for?cheesy. Most of these wealthy men u see around dem dey cheat on a steady basis on their wives but their wives have no choice cos dem know if dem dare talk then the husband will kick dem outside.any man that tells u he doesnt find any interest in sex either he's having some sexual problems or he's just straight lying to u to impress ucheesy.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 15, 2019
wetdick:


madam, i no go agree for this one, sex is 'importanter" whether for rich or for poor. seems you havent seen lack of sex destroying homes. the differences is that the poor man doesnt get enough sex because he cant provide well while the rich man gets sex everywhere he goes, he needs self control to be himself.

a rich man IS more HORNYY than a poor man.
a rich man can even live his sexual fantasy to the full. I remember one certain governor for our state(edo state) wey dey carry big moustache for mouth. This man love to eat food from the body of naked girls and dem dey call such practice japanese sushi. Im use many UNIBEN babes do japanese sushi dat yearcheesy. In short make i no too talkcheesy.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:27pm On Mar 15, 2019
Twoclans:

I concur
hahacheesy ..hey sexywink
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
a rich man can even live his sexual fantasy to the full. I remember one certain governor for our state(edo state) wey dey carry big moustache for mouth. This man love to eat food from the body of naked girls and dem dey call such practice japanese sushi. Im use many UNIBEN babes do japanese sushi dat yearcheesy. In short make i no too talkcheesy.

lol.... Lucky.

no be pastor suleman dey do threesomes anyhow. rich men love sex like tomorrow no dey come. be like she no say na rich men dey do orgies die.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Twoclans(f): 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
hahacheesy ..hey sexywink

Hi king kiss kiss

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