nwanneni:
So today a friend of mine was having a wedding.
Not really a fan of things like that but had to go for the sake of going and I was bored tbh.

So I got there and sat on a table with the rest of the guys gisting and sipping some henny...
Then I met this girl who was a mutual friend with one of my guys.

So they went to dance but I really wasn't in the mood for any buga tbh and I sat on the table in peace sipping my drink and surfing Nairaland lol.

Later she came to join me and asked if/why I wasn't dancing.
Mumbled some gibberish to her so she could let me be but she stayed

Well we got talking and seem she was smart and all..
So party ended and I was even bored sef and made straight for the door.
She came again what the hell?
Small talk again till the rest of the guys came out to meet us.

Niggas were already giving me the bad guy look and I just decided to play along...
We gisted again loudly(you know guys na) and laughed hard and did some zanku legwork dance and were fooling around basically I really danced today oo.
So we round up and it was time to head home.
Ah Ah?she came to ride with me and all..
Anyways,I decided to be a gentleman to at least drop her off...

On our way back, was tuned to 96.5fm ph and rema dumebi came on and trust mark levinson surround sound in a Lexus.sounded like a club in there and I was tipsy and singing at the top of my cracked voice..lol
She was moody and all so I decided to ask what was her problem?
After all the back and forth and me acting like I care(chyking things cos fùck dey hungry me) she started yapping some ish to me.
She said there is a tour coming up and she wants to go
Where?Dubai....

Me; ok great there is no such thing as good as travelling.
She; but I am broke
Me; ehen?
She; some mumbo jumbo and she later said was wondering if we could go together
Me; on whose expense?
She; you of course! and I'm serious
Me; ok
She; some small talk again and she dropped another one how she needs to go shopping and all
Me; alright! I'll be busy this weekend so can we go upper Saturday? (was just trying to end the whole damn thing so I go my way and forget the chewing stick legged entitled prick)
She; is that not what y'all say?
Me; seems you've been with many guys to be able to know this
She; no,friends say stuff and I see guys
Well,las las I agree to shop for her upper weekend and all and acted like I was serious about the trip with her.
She say I should shop for her first then we can proceed with the trip

Say this one will prove how serious I was with the trip.
So I went to one interior part of PHC to drop her off and almost damaged my sump in the process

We said our goodbyes and I delete her damn number from my phone.

So guys, have you ever had these outrageous demands and what was yours like?

This should be interesting

Upon all the bahd guy wey you form finish, you still fall mugu for her!
Forget all dis one wey you yarn for here .
Na so most of you nairaland guys be...una go come online, form finish, still fall mugu for babe. Chai !

I be female o but you too disappoint me aswear !
So, you no fit fashy her ass once ?

Una go come online, dey form jagaban...las las, all na wash!
Girls still dey use their charm on una, las las, na pound of flesh una go get in reward for giving in to their every whim!
Once again, you fall my hand!

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

Newguyhere:
'Baby pls can you get me an iPhone'
I was like bitch we just met 2 f**king days ago!!!
And you Don already dey Bill me
Even guys wey dey press sef don't bill clients that early

Ryan03:
I thank God for the kind of girl I have sha, no billings of any kind. I fit just use my mind when I know say she not get just give her small. she works hence doesn't need mine

EVILFOREST:

You didn’t lose her since she wasn’t PRECIOUS.
PEOPLE only lose precious people.
Rather she LOST YOU but u escaped a LEECH

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

ikechukz:
I think it has to do with the way you present yourself. All my life, I've never had a girl ask me directly for money or any material thing and I also don't don't think I've ever sent airtime to any girl that isn't my sister or cousin.
There's a way you carry yourself and only responsible people would come close to you.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Here to read lies o. Cos I can't imagine making demands on a first date! Unless you don't like the guy and wanna chase him off

AwkaetitiBabe:
Here to read lies o. Cos I can't imagine making demands on a first date! Unless you don't like the guy and wanna chase him off

Enugupikin:

you must be an introvert who doesn't socialize then

zed7:
Not first date. Actually she agreed to date me and we dated for a while. Then the billing started, house rent, clothes, this and that and I had to flee. I really liked her and wanted to marry her. Funny enough she's a sweet girl with a great personality but i don't know what the whole demanding was about. It's been almost 10 years now. Whilst I have since gotten married, babe is still single. If she wasn't so demanding I believe she would have been my wife now. I hope she finds someone as she was a real sweet girl.

DennickSoftman:
First date with this naija babe then, she came with her friend without telling me. They ordered two plates of fried rice and chicken each worth N5,000 because they place was expensive but I no shake. Next thing them start to complain say them no like the food and bla bla bla omo e be like say them dey mad ni. Them no chop the food finish come wan do shawama and burger take away, I use style waka go meet them for counter ask for the bill them don first chop, bill reach 15k both food and drinks, I pay waka go outside, enter moto press ahead. Few minutes later my phone start to ring tire, I lock up. Later I receive text messages with many many insult, I come reply "thank you, please feel free to delete my number". Who wan see you again self, you you help.

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

AwkaetitiBabe:
Here to read lies o. Cos I can't imagine making demands on a first date! Unless you don't like the guy and wanna chase him off