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See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Officialgarri: 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Let me start by mentioning that I do not cook due to my laziness. Let's say I do once in a month. So there's this girl that comes to my place everyday when she closes from work and we get to eat whatever food I buy and sometimes she brings food too. Even though I sometimes end up using the energy derived on her. Tonight, I refused to buy anything, hoping that when she leaves, I'll go to a restaurant to eat. All efforts to tell this lady to go home proved abortive o. At last when she left, it was already late and all restaurants had closed. I started walking round the town in search of Akara seller. After about 30 minutes of serious trekking with hunger, I found a place. Quite far from home Ah! I didn't mention that I newly joined the ulcer gang and I had to quickly eat one out of the #100 Akara balls. That was when I touched my pocket and discovered I left the money at home. Before I could beg the boy to let me bring money tomorrow, he already shouted 'mummy!!! '' His mother didn't even let me explain before she started with "that's how they do, dem no get money and dem go dey find credit" Well, I'm in my room crying. The hunger is doing me in my chest. I checked google and they are saying something like peptic ulcer. Please tell me I won't die of pains this night... 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by CXLVII: 10:23pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Drink water! You will be fine. If you have data on your phone, watch porn. You will forget hunger. 13 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Officialgarri: 10:27pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
CXLVII:I think drinking water will pepper my stomach o 1 Like |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Cletus77(m): 10:29pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
CXLVII:The kind advice una dey give people dis days eehhhh... someone said he is hungry and you're advising him to watch porn so he will masturbate, feel completely weak and die of hunger 39 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Cletus77(m): 10:33pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
I don't know how people do it o. Wherever am going and it requires cash, I always double check myself to make the money is there, public transports, eateries and others I must cross check before entering any of them.. I hate embarrassment so badly! To the Op you would have ran home and gotten the money instead of going to bed hungry which is not good for your condition at the moment. U shouldn't apologize to anyone if you refused to buy anything wen the lady was around..it's ur money! If only u could bake NL likes and shares 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Jamie90(m): 10:33pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Poo and eat your poo.... Thank me later 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Officialgarri: 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Cletus77:Ran back ke? If I should walk to the door now, I can collapse. The place is far o, even if I go back with bike, they must have closed 2 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Olorunnim: 10:39pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Milk helps me. |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Kirchhoff01(m): 10:41pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
You no get foodstuffs way you go just manage cook tonight. Not even garri and salt at least 1 Like |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Cletus77(m): 10:42pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Officialgarri:That's bad..u won't die.. At least have snacks at home some other time. Try playing cool music and drift off, before you know it.. it's morning |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by merit455(m): 11:00pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Quick way to cure hunger! Mixed one cup of salt with water......drink all and pull of ur clothes, repeat same thing again after 10 minutes. U will wake up sound tomorrow |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Mrshape: 11:03pm On Jul 13, 2019 |
Kirchhoff01:You will not understand, me I don't cook I can relate One mama gave me some food this evening on getting home the food was very cold. Straight to kitchen to warm it, that's when I discovered my younger brother told me gas has finished two months ago. If you no day cook kitchen/food stuff necessity will hardly be available. 3 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by NiggasInParis: 12:42am On Jul 14, 2019 |
After what Happened to me sometime ago cause of my carefree attitude, that will later make me sleep in the Police station. Its now a rule! Money must always be in my pocket, wallet, account, carpet, mattress, sink, trunk, under my back seat, & if possible, in the alloy wheels of my tire. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 1:29am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Cletus77:No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you. Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc). Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect. One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 4:36am On Jul 14, 2019 |
LOL |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Young03(m): 6:52am On Jul 14, 2019 |
E dey happen to me everyday At night I get confused on what to eat maybe as from 10pm hungry will come and by then all shops have closed. u will see me drink garriand salt 6 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nche95(m): 6:59am On Jul 14, 2019 |
food stuff full my cupboard. sometime I wake up at night when I am hungry and start cooking.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Officialgarri: 7:27am On Jul 14, 2019 |
I'm still alive. The night was rough but I'm awake. Today is Sunday and it will be hard to find a restaurant. I just hope this girl can branch here with food 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Davash222(m): 7:53am On Jul 14, 2019 |
desiregold:Finish the story abeg. 4 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by czarina(f): 7:55am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Officialgarri:Glad you made it. What did this teach you? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 8:03am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Bro start cooking. Eating out all the time is not healthy. Moreover, you will save more. Buying already cooked food isn't good for your finance. 2 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Officialgarri: 8:44am On Jul 14, 2019 |
czarina: 1. Learn to share whatever little thing you have 2. Always have something to fall back on like beverages, snacks 3. Shun laziness and learn to cook 2 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by czarina(f): 8:50am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Officialgarri:Number 2 Yes, shun laziness and learn to cook. You can even bulk-cook and freeze if cooking regularly is a hassle. 1 Like |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 10:10am On Jul 14, 2019 |
Davash222:Lol. Story is finished. 3 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 10:15am On Jul 14, 2019 |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner. 2 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 10:31am On Jul 14, 2019 |
desiregold: Let's do the math, the crackers/tea or fruits for dinner.. How much is it? |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 11:00am On Jul 14, 2019 |
OkpaNsukkaisBae:Tea usually buy month end when salary comes in, so, won't really add it on my daily expense. #100 cracker usually do it for me. Fruits is usually #200 or #300, it all depends |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by seanwilliam(m): 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
desiregold:that is roughly 800 perday. equals 24k per month on food only. abeg how much is ur salary? |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
seanwilliam:wow, never knew I spend up to that, and here I was, thinking I am been economical. Some people spend more than that in a day. When it comes to salary, I think our expenses are usually more than income, yet, we can't explain how we manage to survive. I am still surprised I spend up-to 24k on food alone in a month. 1 Like |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by seanwilliam(m): 12:14pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u. rice 10 derica 2.5k 5 sphagetti 1k beans 4 derica 1k garri 8 derica 1k semo + wheat 1.5k gas refilling 3kg 1k tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k indomie 1.5k provision 2k soup 4 times per months 3k. 5 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by seanwilliam(m): 12:18pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
desiregold:na God dey feed us jare. we dnt act on budget most times. 2 Likes |
Re: See Where My Stinginess Has Landed Me. I'm In Sifia Pains by Joystark(f): 12:21pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
seanwilliam: Guy... You dan pass bachelor. You be grandpapachelor nau. So apt! 3 Likes 1 Share |
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