ahnie:
Op here I am thinking you are 23 years.... You're pretty commend I must....
I admire your guts.

DanDeeBoss:
I find it hard to believe she's 35.... lol

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need for someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually lets loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

djkaneo:
"Light skinned" guys like us no get hope abi?

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.
I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer.

I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently.

I really think I need to settle down.

I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need for someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.
Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.
I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually lets loose when I'm very irate.
Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.
Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks

DanDeeBoss:
I find it hard to believe she's 35.... lol

CaptainMitch:
Have faith and pray hard.

IneedSugarMumy1:


Maybe that's their last born

UyaiIncomparabl:


That's my picture. I look younger than most youths on here. I'm aging. I'm in sifia pains.

MrBrownJay1:
What a funny thread.....some people are truly living in la la land!!!!

Let me go drink some tea before I give this one a piece of my mind.

EDIT



FOOLISHNESS #1

so what you are is just a desperate woman with her body clock issue on her mind....yet you want to play difficult?!?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #2
Do you want to get married because you actually WANT TO or because of peer/family pressure?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #3
You THINK you need to settle down or you actually desire to find someone to marry?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #4
If the above was remotely true then you wouldn't be single and desperately seeking for donkeys online



FOOLISHNESS #5
Beggars ain't got the right to be choosy/picky....



Let me give you the NL comedic post of the day.

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

MBJ in the house! Howdy?

MrBrownJay1:
What a funny thread.....some people are truly living in la la land!!!!

Let me go drink some tea before I give this one a piece of my mind.

EDIT



FOOLISHNESS #1
so what you are is just a desperate woman with her body clock issue on her mind....yet you want to play difficult?!?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #2
Do you want to get married because you actually WANT TO or because of peer/family pressure?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #3
You THINK you need to settle down or you actually desire to find someone to marry?!?!



FOOLISHNESS #4
If the above was remotely true then you wouldn't be single and desperately seeking for donkeys online



FOOLISHNESS #5
Beggars ain't got the right to be choosy/picky....



Let me give you the NL comedic post of the day.

MrBrownJay1:


I am great and you?

But come on, this one is a joker, that post can't be remotely real...

UyaiIncomparabl:


Are you wealthy? I don't need struggling guys.

EfemenaXY:


Lol! Of course it isn’t real. Even someone high on igboo won’t type such.

Makes one wonder what she brings to the table apart from being “fair-skinned”.

I’m good though - thanks

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need for someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.
I will be clocking 35 years old next month, .

UyaiIncomparabl:

Firstly, you're 7.5m tall. Are you trying to induce humour or what? But then you clearly read my post where I wrote 'not too tall'. Now, that's an offence.

Secondly, my prospective husband will know the difference between 'Am' and 'I'm'. You made that blunder twice, if not thrice, and it wasn't deliberate.

Thirdly, you must be based in one of those countries or atleast, planning to migrate. You're here in Nigeria.
One question, are you rich?