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mejai:
Pour sand into the ewa and he will.be.shocked and speechless

lolspp...Badosky...!!

All hail NwaAmaikpe

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

Madam, don’t get ur husband wrong o, I , I mean myself can testify to that magodo Ewa, d bean too sweet , Eva since my colleague carry the beans come work ave loved it .sometime I do beg my colleague to help me buy when coming to work.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

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So you are alive!? Where u Hide all these while?
Good to see you here again.
Your comments eh!

Sweettwenty8:
Take it easy, 'A problem shared' I've seen a whole lotta post where people post/share their problem to get feedbacks from sane minds, so I've done the same and in one of my replies on here, i said i asked and he said it was only temporary.. so don't be typing behind that cheap infinix/tecno phone tryna make me feel like its a wrong thing to post my issues

Your mouth sharp ooo

Communication is so dead in most relationships these days. You never told us what he said when you registered your displeasure over the issue, meaning out have never talked to him about it, yet you were quick to bring it online for total strangers to help you. Go and talk to your husband and tell him HOW YOU FEEL!!!!!!

Adewunmibaba:
Madam, don’t get ur husband wrong o, I , I mean myself can testify to that magodo Ewa, d bean too sweet , Eva since my colleague carry the beans come work ave loved it .sometime I do beg my colleague to help me buy when coming to work.

You People and over-sweat beans
Are you sure it it's not chemical that you are just eating?
Coca-Cola was once rumoured to put cocaine in their Coke. This was back in the 50s/60s.

my dear everybody with his or her problem,so please carry ur cross nd stop disturbing us with EWA again,beside why dont u go nd learn how 2 cook EWA not yeye beans wey u dey cook 4 house.

UWALAKA EH!..... YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS SOME SPIRITUAL CLEANSING MA

juman:
As you described it, its addiction.
He is addicted to the Ewa like some people are addicted to cigarette or alcohol.
He needs to grow up. Discuss with him your feeling about it.
Be reminding him about his addiction and need to grow over it.

By the way roadside food is not so good.

Roadside woman probably put this in the food, to hook customers
Afterall she must sell market as well.

Another "edible Catherine" loading.....

Na wao for your husband, maybe he get small change for hand.
Just make him happy one day and politely address the issue in any it will not hot him, pls don't try to raise your voice.

sassysure:
It's not only Yoruba o.
Lagos born and brought up are guilty too

it is not a lagos thing biko, I've never lived in that shitty lagos but I can't eat rice alone, there must be beans or moi moi or at least banana.

Uncle doesn't cheat on u
Uncle doesn't beat you
Uncle doesn't bedwet
Uncle isn't impotent
Uncle isn't lazy
Uncle isn't dirty
.....but uncles only 'problem' dt CNN must hear about is Iya basira's ewa agoyin!
Chai! Enilori oni fila..."she who has head has no cap"

The moment u begin to seek 3rd party solutions to ur 'problems', u are ignorantly digging d grave of ur marriage by yourself.
Don't create real problem from virtual problem. The moment u begin to focus on minute things like ds, nagging will creep in and d real problem will surface.
If this 'problem' is d cross u have to carry 4 a successful and peaceful marriage, so be it.
Don't create problem 4 urself.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

You nailed it, to say the least.

So you still brought this issue here Jane? But why?

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Choii..! you can talk for Africa... I like the way you reply to issues here.. You dey put everything for ya replies both whining, casting, meanness, jonsing, strictness and every every join am.. Kudosss Baba..

If u ever get to read this then I suggest u calm down.. It is not your cooking that is the problem. It is the pot u are using. The pot mama put uses is an iron pot. The smaller one use to cook party jollof or fried rice.. They use the small one for beans. Go and buy that small iron pot.. The pot permit what ever you are cooking to emit a burnt Smokey kind of flavour. If u used it and cook jollof and allow it to burn small, even army will not be able to prevent your neighbours from invading your kitchen. It is irresistible.

What you'll do is anytime you're cooking rice & you know he'll send you to go & buy the beans.cook it seperatly just exactly how the woman's own will look,cos I believe it'll be with red oil.then as he sent you put it in flask or anything you always used to buy it for him,then pretend you're going to buy it,stay out for the time you always take to go there & come back then serve him & see.if he notice its not hers then there's a problem he's under a spell from mortuary water that she's using. Lol. but he doesn't then he's just eaten it cos you don't know how to cook it to his own satisfaction.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

see conclusion ooo ur conclusion is based on what aunty? The food is bad and two other ppl eat it at work but to u is bcus is free? Why did u complain whenu ate ur colleague food, why didnt u say bcus it's free food u won't complain.... @poster u just need to narrow it down. Does he eat out before coming home and then refuse to eat ur food, that will only be a clear sign he doesn't like ur food. But if it's just the beans then don't blame the guy, mayb he is someone that doesn't like eating rice without beans and perhaps he doesn't like how u cook URS. Doesn't mean ur cooking is bad. Am a foodie and I can tell there are different taste and feel to every food.. perhaps he has fallen in love with the way that one at that place taste. My advice ppl here can't reli help seat ur husband down and ask him why, don't make it too serious. Conversation is what help relationship...

You no get problem you just feel like talking

Charleys:
You are married to a Yoruba man.

They just can't eat rice alone. It's just this weird belief that eating rice alone is bad except you add EWas to make it balance diet. (Which isn't true).

Just the same way I can't eat rice alone without banana sliced in.

So what you'll do is cook EWA anytime you cook rice.

You didn't read her post or lacked comprehension. She cooks ewa too but her hubby prefers the ewa agoin sold by Mama Basiru.

sassysure:
My Yoruba and Lagos people, over to u
I no fit put mouth for this.

It's not only smokers and drinkers that can be addicts.
We have ewa addicts too
But i really don't understand the love for water water beans o.
I have seen lines formed somewhere at oyinbo just for this ewa.

You never chop am with bread. Kai.

sassysure:
My Yoruba and Lagos people, over to u
I no fit put mouth for this.

It's not only smokers and drinkers that can be addicts.
We have ewa addicts too
But i really don't understand the love for water water beans o.
I have seen lines formed somewhere at oyinbo just for this ewa.

I eat different types of beans even in a day.

Sweettwenty8:
There was a day i bought the beans, he did not ask, he didn't eat it, he ate the rice like that, asked me if there was still some i said yes he asked me to serve him again ..they say he does this even in the office as well he buys rice and seperate beans so NwaAmaikpe is only talking trash for likes i dont get it

He is addicted to her beans. I love beans too. I eat different beans in a day.

Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

Nigeria women... Lol... Making a mountain from an ant hill....
Sheby u no go allow that man live em life make the peace in ur marriage continue....

I ve been trying hard to understand what's difficult in getting him what he likes, to make him feel OK.
Simply run comot here buy ewe u r here telling stories and niaraland will fill ur head with plenty that u will want to go and try out 1 or 2 now, and bam! Trouble go busrt and u will come back with another headline...

Madam see eehh! Those lagos road side food sales eeehh, just forget it, u can never replicate that taste u hear? Don't bother trying..
Remember the tastes varies with who and place in the same lagos... So don't just bother and it doesn't in any way invalidate ur cooking skills and ability. But just know is a thing any single man in lagos get used to at one point or the other B4 settling. And to come out is individual dependent.

So if u ask me, I think u r just making issues out of nothing. I read here, some talked about making sacrifices to keep the marriage going.
Ur own sacrifice now will be to take a duty of calling him on the phone any day u have to serve him white rice and stew, to confirm if he'd want his usual. If yes, madam simply buy the ewa on ur way back...
Haba! Is not a big deal biko, don't try to make it a problem since is clear dude finds joy in this.

and please don't try to kill his joy or blackmail him into killing his joy just to please u....

He enjoys ur meals but just this road side ewa sheby?? Madam leave this one for am we all have one thing we pray our wives to free for us so long as its not impinging on their own happiness. And of course this isn't affecting ur happiness, u r only making it seem so.

Me sef never comot from that taste till date, am only enjoying my wives cooking expertise. But trust me, the nearest exposure to road side (rice, beans, spaghetti) in lagos, which isn't common again anyway, I don't miss it ooo despite hw wonderful a cook my wife is.

So understand this and avoid this trouble u ll soon crest for ya sef.

Just free ya sef and let the man feel em self wit em ewa u hear.

Don't let anybody fool u... He is not under any spell.. He just loves the flavour he is getting when u cook with an iron pot. It has a burnt Smokey kind of flavour.

Why are you making up stories about Yoruba people?

Charleys:
You are married to a Yoruba man.

They just can't eat rice alone. It's just this weird belief that eating rice alone is bad except you add EWas to make it balance diet. (Which isn't true).

Just the same way I can't eat rice alone without banana sliced in.

So what you'll do is cook EWA anytime you cook rice.

Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

what a drama!! This guy must be a fuckry.

Majority of people here don't know a pinch concerning relationship. You cannot change the way you cook for a man to get him to eat your food. It will even grow worse. "You cannot buy a man's heart by changing who you are or what you do, he decides what he wants because he is a man and a king." If you need a step by step procedure with feed back, follow my page on Facebook "Relationship Minds". Chat me up and let's solve your issues. Don't worry, it's free of charge. Cheers

try and meet the Iya woman and know the method she uses in cooking hers maybe we can start from there, thank u!