| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Finnese001: 8:43am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by WildChild00(m): 8:44am On Aug 14, 2019 |
louisa4luv:
You could have given your points without quoting me since your view is different from mine Lolzzzzz it's not different sis.  |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Nobody: 8:44am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Hahahaaaaaa NwaAmaikpeeeeee...����....I swear you don kolo oooo hahahahahaaa....
I remember a long time too when ever I buy rice outside in the office, I'll jejely buy beans just in case the rice taste get as e be (which is always the case). So once I taste the rice and it no gree pass, I'll just use the beans saturate am and it has to be jollof beans .... And one of my female colleagues also agreed thats why she too buys beans. Holy Moses!
Madam....I think you should also improve in your culinary skills too.
You can hook me up on Facebook to train you on some nice local dishes and even "party rice" cos I did a little bit of catering course and used to do olopo job for parties before I got my teaching job.
A woman must be vast o. Everything nor be pen and paper all the time.
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by joetem(m): 8:47am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Is your husband an engineer or he graduated from any university of technology ? If so, you have a long rope to pull
Is the beans ewa agoin?
Abeg, try watch closely how the mamaput does her cooking.
You can buy samples and try to cook that same way, you sound intelligent and I'm sure u will get it after two attempts |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by kapelvej: 8:48am On Aug 14, 2019 |
My wife don't even cook for me, I cook for myself. You are a good woman 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by AreaFada2: 8:56am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8:
i did try and he said its only temporary but this wierd stuff has been happening since the fourth month os our marriage he complements my cooking a whole lot and even while we dated he'd come to my place for food unannounced i just hope NwaAmaikpe finally gets sanity Abeg my dear, do not take NwaAmaapku or whatever seriously. You know his antics.  There are men married to ladies pretty like models and still go to rough parts of town to patronise dirty hookers. Often old habits are hard to give up. If he was a long term bachelor before marriage or from a very modest background, ewa probably "saved" his life at some point. I do not see much problem with eating ewa, except having to buy from the roadside. You don't want him getting food poising after eating your food mixed with street food. In-laws can be very difficult God forbid. You have to be very firm in asking why the need for street ewa all the time. Or find out from a close relative of his "codedly". |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Aidejay(m): 8:59am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8 honestly your husband is just facing marriage blues
D kind that comes now that the full realization of the fact that the rest of his life will be with u for ever
It's not a bad thing but this is his way of controlling what ever he is trying to control so he can better adjust to the reality of being in a marriage commitment for ever
He has simply attached himself to something that gives him a feeling of comfort
The ewa is comfort food
He is just adjusting
A year's marriage right?
Hopefully he's not going through mid life crisis but if he is he is eating at it which is better, honestly it's better. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Gloriousheart(f): 9:01am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8 ,if anything like poisoning or remotely resembling suspected deaths should happen to those colleagues you feed everyday ...do you know who will be the first suspect ? Yes, you!
Pls use your tongue to count your teeth. Wisdom is profitable to direct. They will say you had been planning this since, that is why you got them to trust you with everyday food. You can share your food once in a while with them but not everyday ooo. It's when push comes to shove that you will know people don't smile with suspected murderers in Naija. 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by sharpwriter(m): 9:03am On Aug 14, 2019 |
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus? Hahaha hahaha... See as I scream with laughter at your comment... Nairaland is the best social media platform to be... Lol.. Won ti get Oko arabinrin yen.... Different madness everywhere 1 Like |
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by mechanics(m): 9:08am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Maybe he likes that particular ewa, that's not a problem, with time he will stop, maybe you should try and see which type of Ewa he normally eat whether the Ewa with stew or with palm oil and cook it for him, I guess he will stop eating the one outside. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by nonut: 9:09am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Hotworta1:
Why should she minimise the way she brings food for coworkers in the office? Is it your food?
Nne/Nna how is that your problem. I see nothing wrong in that. Madam don't listen to this advice. Do you and continue to be nice. There's love in sharing. Well done. Someone is working very hard for that food she shares like tomorrow no dey. It's obvious she's a bad cook like nwaamaikpe said and she's trying to get approval by sharing food. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Otii4god: 9:11am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Abeg na wu b dis.......Chei, pepper don enta my eye |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by zubinike(m): 9:12am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
I totally disagree. The man was once a street boy now Porsche. Whenever he request you prepare a meal, just beg him to use the favorite mama put instead of you wasting your energy, that way you will judge yourself if your meal quite taste well. If he gets furious, know your cook taste good, if he feels happy my sister please begin a cooking lecture or catering classes. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Formularcr7: 9:13am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
total rubbish, if you are wise as expected of your age,you should know it's addiction 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by marlow1962(m): 9:13am On Aug 14, 2019 |
CosmicPhoenix:
you should be happy your husband is running after ewa agoyin and not another woman
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by udemzyudex(m): 9:16am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8:
Cook my own, shey somebody that will first inhale the aroma of the mama put Ewa stew like its cocaine like it's all about life Hmmmm, with this I believe there is nothing you can do. Just give him time, he will stop. I know you don't like the fact that he always send you to buy what another woman prepares when your own in the kitchen but just relax. With time he will stop it. Since he does the same thing at the office, it shows he loves beans a lot. A lot of guys prefer the road side mama put EWA, I think it's a normal thing. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by COMPAQ(m): 9:16am On Aug 14, 2019 |
thesicilian:
Who remembers this song Iya Basira by Styl Plus? Genius!! 1 Like |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by banhammy: 9:19am On Aug 14, 2019 |
With all respect and humility, wake him up in the middle of the night and demand to have a discussion with him.
Once he's awake, go on your knees and tell him that something has been making you cry inner for sometimes and you want him to wipe away your tears.
Now tell him your displeasure about his xter of buying Ewa from Mama Put.
But you have to be modest about it.
Best of luck. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by dequeenishere: 9:24am On Aug 14, 2019 |
[��� this guy ar u sure u will make heaven? U ar just too raw. Like u though. quqote author=NwaAmaikpe post=81152076] Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth. That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth. You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message. Sadly you don't. Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it. You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us. I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try. I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper. Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food. Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew. Please be a virtuous woman. Be a wife, And be a mother to that poor man. It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto. It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships. It is from clapping that the best dances emanate. Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues. They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well? "It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by nuttybyorigin(m): 9:26am On Aug 14, 2019 |
What kind of silly and baseless talk is this? Why adjudge her unvirtuous because her husband likes to eat Ewa from outside. Oga I thought u had much sense than what you have displayed here today. So sad. OP, all u need to loosen have a talk with him. Find out what he likes in the ewa. Truth is am not sure u would cook it d way whomever he likes u to buy from does because it's constantly on the fire and potty like. Have a talk with your husband. Am damn sure it's not ur cooking. And don't let any silly and stupid comments here push u down. quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=81152076] Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth. That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth. You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message. Sadly you don't. Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it. You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us. I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try. I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper. Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food. Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew. Please be a virtuous woman. Be a wife, And be a mother to that poor man. It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto. It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships. It is from clapping that the best dances emanate. Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues. They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well? "It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by thesicilian: 9:26am On Aug 14, 2019 |
STARGREEN:
You are funny. Such doesn't exist. It does. I have seen with my own eyes. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by otherway: 9:27am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account
What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.
So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside
While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!
How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad Go and learn how to cook that particular beans he always sends you to buy. Even me sef love ewa agoyin but it's so expensive here so I learnt how to cook it so I won't spend the money buying it. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Wtf  Stupid, uneducated myopic thinking !!!! And stupid, uneducated myopic thinkers gave him over 1k likes...geez I’m sure this person is a wife/husband beater =============================== Madam, it has nothing to do with your cooking. I myself have that “habit” There’s this woman that sells afang in my area and when they cook a new soup, no matter who cooks; my mother, sister, girlfriend, I’ll go there to buy the woman’s afang and mix with food at home. The women in my life are exceptional cooks but when I crave that afang, no jupiter will stop me from getting it. It’s sort of a sweet tooth, I love afang and the way she cooks it is unique, I have never tasted one elsewhere that’s better. It’s probably the way the woman cooks the ewa or he does it as good will because she probably sold food on credit when he was still a hustling boy. Your office colleagues eat your food because it’s good! N O T because it’s free. If it was bad, they would have stopped eating it like you said and trust me, if it was bad, office gossip would have carried it by now. Besides what would it cost good salary earners to spend money to buy good lunch if they decided to stop eating your food. 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by femijay8271(m): 9:30am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account
What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.
So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside
While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!
How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad I can be of help if you need someone to teach you how to cook very well, I work at Grandsquare as a Chef & reside at Ojudu Berger...dis is my contact 07088813956 |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Codes151(m): 9:31am On Aug 14, 2019 |
See op don’t mind this charge and bail NL lawyer... He may have some points tho his outburst can make you mad... Truth is, no one here has tasted your food... You can cook for us. Anyone here... then we will know where the problem is from! But, can you not cook iya ba Ewa? Or another solution, cook the Ewa, the iya ba type... if he still asks you to get the outside one, then take this quoted advice seriously NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by mexzony: 9:36am On Aug 14, 2019 |
I think there is nothing wrong with her cooking.i just think the man is addicted to that beans. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by AngelicBeing: 9:36am On Aug 14, 2019 |
NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
Gbam 
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by uuzba(m): 9:40am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Sterope:
Now, what is wrong with MSG? Is every living thing not made up of chemical?
Ok, next time you enter a chemistry lab, collect the chemicals and mix them anyhow you feel. |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by deedeemob(m): 9:41am On Aug 14, 2019 |
Walahi dude, pls belle dey pain me. I don too laff NwaAmaikpe:
Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.
You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.
Sadly you don't.
Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.
I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.
Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.
Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.
It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?
"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
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| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by ImaIma1(f): 9:51am On Aug 14, 2019 |
ityP:
If it was the lady doing that, all hell won't break loose. You think women too, don't have their idiosyncrasies that men manage. If, of all the problems in your home, you choose to focus on your husband's addiction to mamaput Ewa, then be prepared to end the marriage anytime soon It's something to worry about because it's annoying that my food is constantly shenked for mama put. It's not only cheating that causes issues in marriage. There should be a limit to everything. And he should be able to put his cravings under control and discipline his body jare. Once in a while, I do mama put too not like this one |
| Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by ityP(m): 10:00am On Aug 14, 2019 |
ImaIma1:
It's something to worry about because it's annoying that my food is constantly shenked for mama put. There should be a limit to everything. And he should be able to put his cravings under control and discipline his body jare. Once in a while, I do mama put too not like this one Read up her story again. He doesn't eat out. It's only when rice is cooked, he buys mamaput ewa. In fact, she says sometimes he tells her not to bother with cooking, he will cook himself and ask that she buys the ewa and come along. It just like always wanting to eat rice and stew with bananas. She should let the poor man enjoy what makes him happy abeg |
