this recent episode gave me joy, am so happy ...Darious will back ...good one author

Kai This Guy No Go Kill Me infact Everything About This Story Is Killing Me. From The Narative to Everything Else. More Grace To Your Elbow

See me see tears

hmmmmmm.....

Darous!
Darous!!
Darous!!!
These stoffs in your head is killing us oo.
You're too much and i am glad to have come across this story. Thanks.

I am more than elated to be part of this movement.

Countless and her sibling The DOG Attendant is a movement.

Kudos to the convener- The shangoistics TBM.

TBM,where does your inspiration come from...I fucking love this story,I've never been obsessed with any literature work all my life,but this caught me off guard.kip it going tbm....you like the best writer on nairaland...

What thrills me the most is that me (Darous), is no longer alone in my struggle. With Joke in my midfield, i think my Ronaldo can do what he knows how to do best; WIN, WIN, WIN, and more WINS. I pity Barcelona (NIKE) and A. Madrid (LEWIS).


K33p up the gud job TBM, i postrate for 4 u.

What a great story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha. This Darous And Breast Sef. Na So So Breast De Confuse U

[color=#990000][/color] I said It That All Those Sex Should'nt Have Been To Waste...... But Wait Mi, is 2baba Ur Mentor?

Darous! Darous! Darous! U won't kill me ooooo U na my fellow FCB don't worry we won't suffer again this season, just bring it on am waiting

Baba I don wait for update tire my eyes don dey pain me oookookkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooii

Happy Sunday my people.
TBM how far na, do something na

you guyz should know now that TBM doesn't update more than once in a month...... if you want to enjoying the story just keep checking every last week of the month.... abi una done forget when he posted last..... 24 of August..

TBM where art thou

oh my lawd..y can't the story b presented to Nollywood..atleast let us have our own legit season film,I bet my balls this is sweeter Dan legend of the seeker

16. THE DOG ATTENDANT. T.D.A by Darousmart Emmanuel. (T.B.M)



The true test of BOYFRIENDilism, as passionately, experiencically and regrettably explained to us in GLOCOTEL by the V.C himself, Prof, Dr Shango, is not measured by the amount of restaurant you take her to, nor by the amounts of iPhones you can buy for her, and it's surely not measured by the amounts of Brazilian hair you can get on her Nigerian head, trust me, none of those can stand the test of BOYFRIENDILISM. However, it's true test is measured by how you react to this statement when she eventually says it to you. "I'm pregnant".
I know that in some cases, the way a guy reacts to such statement kind of depends on the circumstances surrounding the pregnancy. But in other cases, the account balance goes a long way in influencing how a guy reacts to these two legendary and ancestoral words....'I'M PREGNANT'.
Let me stop here for now. The topic will continue later. Class dismissed..... Lol..


Let's go back to the story.......

Joke maintained a few distance between us as I stopped abruptly in my tracks. I can't even begin to tell you what I was feeling at that moment of suspense.
It was as if I was dreaming or in a trance like earlier when I was subconsciously wrapped up in the trance of slapping her to death.

I had to kick my own legs together and let my brain confirm the reality of my present situation.

"No, I'm not dreaming..." I said to myself as the night continues to announce its arrival slowly.

I quickly gather myself together and turn around to face her.

She bowed her head in a sober look as I stood there in the bushy path that led to the back gate of my house.

"I'm pregnant and...." She sniffed hard after pausing. "I know this is not the best time to tell you this but there's nothing I can do... You deserve to know the truth Darous.... I owe you that... Not after every pain I've caused you..." She swallowed hard as I watched on, still battling with the daunting task of how best to handle the situation. " Prior to this moment, it's your face I see everywhere I go, I hear your voice in my dreams and....and... Darous, I feel the lingering sadness and loneliness that only your absence can give me....and after everything you just told me now, ... I...." She paused again to cast a brief look at me. " honey, I feel responsible... " She gestured with hands in the air. " I want to make this right....I just have to make this right....even though a life time might not be enough but, I still want to start today and right now...just please give me the chance to do this.... Please I'm begging you...."

I only sighed at that as I still don't know what to say to her in that moment. However, my face still wore that anti-intimidation look. I wasn't going to let my guard down so easily and be tricked into another dubious scheme. Everything happening now is just too fast and hazy for my shangoic brain to handle at once.
'There are more than ten places that you need to be right now....' A voice in my head told me as I continued staring at her . 'But like a fool that you really are, you are going to let this lying b1tch tie you down here with another scheme? Aren't you supposed to be wiser by now? How can she be pregnant? I can't believe you are letting the same thing that happened between you and Favour occur again.'
Then I remember that incident with Favour, (the girl that later became Jide's wife). How she told me that her 8years old daughter has breast cancer and she needs surgery. I remember how I fell instantly for that trick. Jide later told me that he was the one that told her to tell me those things she told me incase we meet again after she stole my wallet in the car. Jide said he knew that I have a thing for children in need. And here we are again, another person in the name of Joke, telling me something that involves a child.

'can't you see that this is all a plan out game to delay you till Lewis comes with the police?' The voice continued. 'Remember he called her earlier...Darous wise up and stop putting us in trouble because of your brains inability to function properly...' The voice concluded and that gave me another reason to have a deeper thinking.

(You self too think of it na, it wasn't up to thirty minutes ago that she begged me to forgive her for the role she played in how my life was ruined. It wasn't long ago that she gave me that breastfull hug that helped in changing my mood towards her. All that is happening right now are just too fast and I need to be careful. She might be playing some sort of games for all I know.)

All those thoughts finished processing in my mind and I snapped instantly. All the emotional feelings I was starting to have for her some minutes ago scattered into thin air. The slightest thought of being betrayed again by her with this pregnancy issue quickly turn my heart against her.

"No..." I mummured but she heard.

"I know it's....it's hard to believe but.... Please let me make this right by my conscience...pleaaaaasssssseeeee...." She emphasized stressfully with almost crying tone. She clasped her hands together in a pleading gesture.

"So, you think telling me that you are pregnant is the next step to take on this so called redemption trip of yours?" I asked her with a hard face.

"Yes love, I'm pregnant and I'm sorry for putting it to you like this, I mean, it's not appropriate like this, like right now.."

"Then why did you choose to tell me right now of all times? You know, you had all the time in the world to tell me about this when I was in prison but did I even see your face? Nooo, but, I'm sorry, there's a lot in my mind right now and I don't have time to edit this..." Frankly, I said to her.

"You don't have to, just please believe me and take me with you, we can discuss this later once we've gotten to a safer place..."

'thats part of her plans...don't fall for it...' That voice told me again.

"I can't imagine how my life will be like once you leave me again.. Please believe me...I don't want to live another moment of my life without you in it.. please my love..." She stopped talking after her last word. Tears were already flowing freely on her cheeks. She was swallowing the tears that fell on her lips as she stared at me in silence. She probably want to give me enough time to process this out on myself.

"What do you want me to do now? Just tell me cos I'm very confuse here....." My emotions wanted to gain access to my body again and that was the reason behind that question.

'what? Like seriously? You are considering this?' The voice said again but I paid no attention to it.

"I just want you to let me follow you to wherever you go...give me a chance to be your wife again...please.... I...." She was saying when I cut her short.

"Joke? You are pregnant?" I snapped again. " Are you really serious?" I gestured towards her stomach "How can that even be possible? Eh? Answer me na?," I took a step towards her as she looked at me with pleading eyes as my step brings us more closer. Her lips were shaking as she fumbled for what to say.

"Darous please...." She pleaded with rubbing palms.

"You can't really be serious Joke. I know you very well. I know when you are lying and when you are being sincere. Right now, every bone in my body is going against you...., you self think am na, how many months did I spend in prison? Is it up to ten months?...."

"Darous...."

"Just three months...Joke, just three (I emphasized on the THREE), just three bloody months and you are here telling me you are pregnant...pooooof... Who does that? Eh?. That's below yourself Joke..."

"Hear me Darous...." She pleaded with tears but I wasn't ready to give in to her. I was very angry at that moment.

"Don't say anything at all....let me talk...." I cautioned with an angry tone when I finally realized that she might be trying to play some games after all. It's very unusual of her to be panicking whenever she's saying the truth, so this one that she's jittery and shaking now, that means she's lying. Or so I thought.

She went mute immediately and I continued.
I cast a cursory look all over her stomach region to check signs of pregnancy but didn't see any.

"Where is the protuding stomach? Answer me! Tell me Joke, Where is the pregnancy confirmatory saliva from your mouth? You think you can decieve me with another prank?" I hissed frustratingly. "You think I don't know what you and Lewis said on the phone?"

"What?"

"Oh! you think you can tie me down with this pregnancy issue so that your boyfriend can come back here with the police and get me!?" I slammed my chest hard at that moment and bit my lips angrily.

"I'm not decieving you Darous... I'm serious, please believe me,...."She was now weeping slowly and I had to shift my gaze sideways so I don't get intimidated by her tears again. "It's hard for me to see you talking to me this way...but what is more hard is you not believing me...."


"I should believe you?" I scoffed. "I'm sorry Joke, the last time I believed you, see where that got me?"

"I thought we've move past that na? anh-anh" She grumbled amid tears.

"Maybe you have, that's understandable...you are not the one in funny clothes. You are not the one who hasn't take a proper bath for three months. You are not the one that has been sleeping on the cold floor of the prison for three months. You know how big and wicked those mosquitoes are? They are as big as your thumb Joke and this mosquitoes don't feed gently, Joke, they usually come with straws..." I paused as those memories were about to trigger my tears. "I'm sorry ... I just can't believe anything you say, I've been betrayed too much in my life... And you are certainly not the one who has lost everything.... You are......" I swallowed the remaining words as I return my gaze to the ground.

She stepped closer to me and suddenly grab my cheeks. She looked straight into my eyes. "If I lose you Darous, I'll be left with nothing.... You are my everything....." She said in a soft tone.

I refused to let that affect me one bit, so I only scoffed at her.

"You know, 9ice said, once bitten, is twice shy...I seriously don't believe that....I see your face and you remind me of the devil... Even the devil can't treat me the way you did back then...."

"Ah...." She gasped. "This isn't you." She said vehemently with a disappointed tone. "This isn't my Darous....my Darous is smarter than this...."

"Of course..." I said as I forcefully took her hands away from my cheeks. "This is what your betrayal, Lewis betrayal and your sister's reduced me to.... This is who I am now and the sooner you start accepting it, the better for you....."

"I...." She sniffed in the tears again and brought her face down.

"See, it's night already and I have to go now...before I get caught in your trap again." I turned around and attempted to begin to walk away before she spoke again.

"Okay...." I heard her take in another deep sniff. "If that's what you want, then there is one thing you should know...." She was silent again for some seconds before my curiosity got me to talk.

"I'm hearing you..."

I stared hard and long at her as her lips continue to shake. I took another curiosity step toward her and she gave out another sigh before she talked.




WILL CONTINUE LATER....

Weldone blessedman you shall not run short off ideas

i guess u ar not the owner anyway pleas kwantinue

Weldone Darousmart..... More greese to ya elbow

Common nau Baba TBM, you just can't stop there ooooo

Haaaaaa so we are to wait till next month again haba TBM,you need to fear shango small nau, even if him na your pale

This is just toooooo small for the long wait, no no no no no,WE WON'T TAKE THIS(in orubebe's voice)

On a serious note,abeg top up,na beg I dey beg u

Weldone boss.

Las Las i go bring Bazoka to Force you continue this story. How can you can you stop just like this.

Darous ooo

Ddddddaaaaaaaarrrrrrroooooouuuuuuusssssss

ogbeni what is this na you dey wyn readers association ni

the earth just stopped in its rotation

Son of Sango dis ur stop and start suspense is getting serious please do small thing about it.

TBM You are too much. Abeg top up

i hope joke is not tricking my guy, if yes i wont be happy with her

see guy, stop this nonsense why are you playing Merry go round with your fans? if you want to update do it, if you don't want then leave it. you dn too provoke me