Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

nnadychuks:
Yes I was in the sitting room too. Very true life story

laughitall:
I will be cooling off at the Eko hotel lag next week you don't mind joining me ...

Hanks0000:
Not having a GF at the age of 21

MiVida:
And who told you that nonsense in between your girlfriend's legs is the gate of heaven?


Are you okay

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

lecturer50:
The day a fellow man asked me to suck his prick.

He was the vice principal of the school which i taught.

I used to massaged his toes, feets, legs, buttocks, back and hand while he slept faced down on a bed.

But that day,he asked me to suck his prick.

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

Kassidy4luv:
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my tribe and my younger sister living with me.

IronPant:

What is with you and saying guys are broke
You have been saying that for nearly a month

Sniper101:



It's a hooker's national anthem ni

lecturer50:
No i cannot do that.

He was the one that employed me as a teacher when there were thousands of other applicants.

So whatever he asked me to do,i must it shaa.

amaniro:



Shes try to say,when an information is passed and one party didn't get the information, there was no communication thereof, Communication between two party involves understanding of both parties. Simple and short Your Grammar was too much and irrelevant. Especially when you had an option to use Simpler terms, but you chose to show us you're an English scholar. Bravo Amigo.

lecturer50:
The day a fellow man asked me to suck his prick.

He was the vice principal of the school which i taught.

I used to massaged his toes, feets, legs, buttocks, back and hand while he slept faced down on a bed.

But that day,he asked me to suck his prick.

Simplecity:
sooooo you sucked his dick.....wondafu

HBB1:


Isn't the Lord good?!


Lick lick Lick lick lick Lick , like a lollipop!

IronPant:

Its vexing me like wtf.. Am I your dad

Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

midnighter:


Lol im sure it will take me a least 3 days to read that thread. well I have my dictionary handy why not

marvelous000:

don't you think I'm vast enough to know everything about communication? or you think i need the opinion of other people to inform me on that?
when I write; it's for me and others who are acclimatize with my writing genre or have predilection for it. any other lexical dilettante is very welcome to ignore and pass accordingly, I mean as many as they come, cos I've got no patience for quibbling over my writing choice.


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SouthSouth1914:
There was a time in Area 8, Abuja close to the Naval office, I went to the ATM to withdrew some money.. Lo and behold, I forgot my ATM card password!

I had to call my brother to remind me!!

marvelous000:

don't you think I'm vast enough to know everything about communication? or you think i need the opinion of other people to inform me on that?
when I write; it's for me and others who are acclimatize with my writing genre or have predilection for it. any other lexical dilettante is very welcome to ignore and pass accordingly, I mean as many as they come, cos I've got no patience for quibbling over my writing choice.


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Chronicgenius:


That's never a big deal bro!....Money should b ur gf for nw...lol!

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

marvelous000:
I've always been a pariah to the demand of convention. I never knew my Able God has been fielding me from debacle all these while. so, I decided to be haughty against all my instinct, by deciding to go open the car door for a lady whom i wanted to give a lift after a wedding(a honest selfless lift at that) and had my hand rammed when she attempted to close the car door. that was when i knew pain can make someone laugh in ineffable agony, because, I once saw a woman laughing and crying during the burial of her son, and I was like; this woman have gone nut. my plight that hot afternoon, gave rationale to that woman's action.


the pain was indescribable that it later turned to Whitlow. that was my first Whitlow, and the last time I'll embark on such misadventure.



singing in Fela voice *me I no be gentleman atall, me i no be gentleman atall!! I be African man original*