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Veey crazy thread

Halo22:
See, girls are the best thing that happen to man, that's if you understand what being a man is. I won't write much, but I know that if I was a gold digger, I would have been very rich from ladies by now. One thing about ladies is that they prefer care and affection far more than cash, "except say na okpo".

I totally disagree with you man!!! What the hell are you saying FAM.
99% of girls have their different taste for a man... Exclude care n cash.
I've been caring for this particular girl in school, I'll call her but this girl seems not to HV same feelings for me. She hardly call me.

Always tell a girl that 'you are broke' to see whether they will wait or leave

That's my scope for now before e cast

I always enjoy free cable

Now&forever

chinchonglee:
I am the Robin Hood in relationship issues.

I steal from the rich(runs girls/prostitute) and give to the poor(street girls). I dnt keep any serious relationship or have crush on anybody

Na you mumu pass,what's the difference between runs girl and street girl?

internationalman:
You guys are the ones making things hard for yourself...

If you are wooing a girl and she insists you buy her something or foot her bill, just know she's not interested in you.

Not to brag but I have never spent for girls in my life and I have yet to meet the kind of girls y'all tag gold diggers and LovePeddler in my life.

So sorry, I don't have any mumu experience

That you have never spent for a girl in your life. It is either you are lying, very broke or you are too stingy.

oglalasioux:
Wait till you grow up. Kids don't spend on women.

Metusalah, happy spending..
I hope u don't end up spending all your sense on her

peterangelo:
Wat If the guy die No more shakara

Death is inevitable in life. So long as you are alive, expect death. Everyone dies when his or her time is up, forget all the blames we put on others, saying this man killed this man bla bla bla, if your time is not up yet, you will escape or survive every attempt to snuff life from you, till your time is up.


So leave death out of this topic

Kenturkey048:
Everybody don mumu one way or the other..I travelled all the way from Lagos to ogoja to make up with a girlfriend that was already fuc*king someone else..menh...if I remember that stuff till date na laff I go just dey laff ..what if to say i get accident die for road...wetin I for yan baba God.

Guy you no go kill me with laugh
even spit fall out of my mouth.

anonymuz:
I bought industrial machine for her tailoring business.while dating a guy and later got married

Buhari

dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

Sir hope you left her there, dont disappointe me old.

Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line . So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension . We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef .
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.

You be real guy.

Chidonc:
Sir hope you left her there, dont disappointe me old.

Lol I wish I did.. I just couldn't. I was having human pity cos it was like 2am. But after I dropped her that was the end of our friendship

healthserve:
See. Investing cash on people doesn't keep people, but rather repels them. To keep people,we must invest in ourselves physically, intellectually and otherwise. To take care of others, we must care for ourselves first. They leave doesn't make them bad. If our value increases, people would kill to remain by our sides

Cc Martinez39 Grabhisballs

Sounds good

dhensity:
Lol I wish I did.. I just couldn't. I was having human pity cos it was like 2am. But after I dropped her that was the end of our friendship

I totally understand

idonhammer:
If u love the babe then continue giving her money and gifts.Some women get luck,the more you give them, the more money flow to your bank account.i am talking with experience. Being stingy to your wife or your babe will always make you broke.If u no give,you no go receive.

Go give ur mama first.

adigun98:
Na you mumu pass,what's the difference between runs girl and street girl?

Runs girls re richer.

internationalman:
You guys are the ones making things hard for yourself...

If you are wooing a girl and she insists you buy her something or foot her bill, just know she's not interested in you.

Not to brag but I have never spent for girls in my life and I have yet to meet the kind of girls y'all tag gold diggers and LovePeddler in my life.

So sorry, I don't have any mumu experience

So tru bro... I refuse giving this giving this girl who always task me for change.. #100, #200 ... she called me broke... till now am happy she called me broke... Am free

OBTMOS:
I dated Vicky for 2 years without having sex with her thinking she was a virgin. It was after we broke up I began to hear her stories... I nearly ran mad

I can relate to this,I thought she was angelic but what happened thereafter we broke up.

She became the captain of the cum squad, no jokes!

Man could not believe his ears, Its wrong to stereotype but my perception on IMSU Chics theereafter.....

I get stories to type, but lemme read others own and smile . Coz my Mumu exp was with my first ever GF (she had my Mumu buttons neat), I liked her to bitssss.....

My heart haff turn stone cold

if you ask me what Love is, I dunno what it means anymore it's just a word

kaziblake:
My own mumu experience with a useless guy is my Dad got me phone and I gave it to one yeye like that.. Las las he date my friend

The guy even pity you sef, because me, na your younger sis I go date

ArticleBeast:
You did good because you were expecting a pussy. Do good because you feel like doing. This same mentality made my guy rape a girl. Nigga has been in prison since 2012. When helping a partner help without expectation.

I liked and shared his comment but after reading your reply to him, I quickly scrolled up to take my like and share back

anonymuz:
I bought industrial machine for her tailoring business.while dating a guy and later got married

hmm, this one strong o, i fit kill her, but maybe d machine no cost sha.

kaziblake:
My own mumu experience with a useless guy is my Dad got me phone and I gave it to one yeye like that.. Las las he date my friend

Las Las na u mumu pass

I been think say I mumu for this life but some guys mumu pass me. Even though Chukapage summed it all up in his own narrative. Human compassion will still make us who we are, even the most stone hearted ones amongst us have in one way or another been a mugu once or twice in our lifetime we only learn lessons from these past experiences. Let's face facts though there are still some ladies that carry this mumu remote control from heaven that after your experiences with them you begin to question yourself how come.
Those who truly love us deeply and want to stay will stay but not all are destined to stay, we only learn lessons from these ones and move on or better still help out a mugu friend when he/she is passing the same mugu road you once walked on

Kenturkey048:
Martinez you live In Lagos ..

send me pictures of ur bag on 08064357013 whatsapp, i usually buy from one guy here on NL.

internationalman:
I buy her gifts and she buys me gifts as well..

Support which business, do I have my own business myself?

Are we even married? if she can't date me without any financial benefits for her then, she's free to go

Just date a lady that's made.

franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments, so guys don't care about the lady's character or other qualities when asking ladies out for date or relationship, but ladies accept and reject guys approaching them for dates/relationship with the mindset that they can marry him when time comes.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities they desire in a future husband while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and later filter them and pick the one that fits his taste, that's how it works

you nailed it bro

Gwagone:
Always tell a girl that 'you are broke' to see whether they will wait or leave

That's my scope for now before e cast

I always enjoy free cable

Now&forever

That's d anthem most dude sing now even without asking them. Lol, I met one dude with his corolla and all, dresses up all fancy, before you know it, dude already singing the am broke song. Visited his house and realized dude stays in a dump. Abuja boys and packaging. Imagine the animal had d effontery to ask me to buy him credit faa!

highbee02:
I met a final year student of Unilorin, CIS department and I'm a postgraduate student in the same institution. After the exam, I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan last month. I got to UI gate and I put a call through her number. When she came, she insisted that we should enter an eatery
located just opposite the school so that we can chit chat ( d eatery is painted pink, closed to Agbowo junction). I asked, is it possible to enter an eatery without buying anything? She replied that it's a public place, that we will just sit down somewhere and discuss. As we were discussing she complained of hunger and I asked her to make an order.
she ordered fried rice, chicken lap and pepsi making #1,900, when she was pointing to Vanilla, I looked the other way. She asked, won't u make an order? I replied "they don't have my favorite". she asked again " what's your favorite? " I replied, SWALLOW. Luckily, she asked those sales girls and they said NO, I was more than happy. She turned to me and said "u are confirm ibile". I left for Ilorin, after 2 days I gave her a call and she told me she has someone she's dating.

This is my mumu experience, If I was not careful enough, I would have spent more than #1,900 + my tfare . Imagine, a divorced man who is seriously searching

Could you gimme her details privately, I will avenge you bro,i swear....
I will collect the 2k back from her and she will pay with other things too.
I dey that side and I know the girls like the back of my hand.


Deal?

franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments, so guys don't care about the lady's character or other qualities when asking ladies out for date or relationship, but ladies accept and reject guys approaching them for dates/relationship with the mindset that they can marry him when time comes.





At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities they desire in a future husband while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and later filter them and pick the one that fits his taste, that's how it works

Nice ...
But every time you use the word ladies’ as regard this topic
Kindly add “SOME.

islandmoon:
exactly, there is no way he won't spend, he would even spend more as alpha male for ladies to go by his rules, you can't dominate women without spending and claim to be alpha male , the young man is only bragging online, I'm sure he's one of those guys that will go on top speed on the wheel if his girl say "if you are here in 5mins, forget it"

Thank you. People here don't even know what it takes to be an Alpha Male.