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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by dimeji877(m): 1:10am On Oct 05, 2019
dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

OK let me complete the story. .there was after party in a nearby club and all the celebs went there..I am kinda forgiving or maybe stupid. We went to the after party in the club. The queue was mad as hell .loads of people trying to enter, it was even difficult for the celebs to enter but DJ spinhall was a the gate telling the security to let the known faces and few people in I was in the front trying to enter also. DJ spinhall saw me, probably because of my all white fitted native. I sha looked good in it. Maybe he thought i was an artiste also.He pointed at me that they should let me in. When I entered I begged dj spinhall to please tell the security about my friends out. He obliged me and my friend and the girl was in. DJ spin hall is really cool sha .

So we entered the club. Just to see what's going on.. I can't buy drinks ..since I lost my wallet and broken so we just fed our eyes. Before I could say jack.. The babe don move leav us again go where the celebs dey. Saw that she was chilling with phyno.. Snapping pics. Me and my guy jus dey dull dey look. We no even get money to buy drink. Enjoy our self..
I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.

Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you

The girl they use glasses come get big ass right?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by anonymuz(m): 1:17am On Oct 05, 2019
dancok:
hmm, this one strong o, i fit kill her, but maybe d machine no cost sha.
80k
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by absool(m): 1:20am On Oct 05, 2019
Jordanbelfort07:
once bought a 50k phone for a chick all because of pekus undecided
Las las the relationship wasn't worth it.
Got to find out that the girl was fucking her boss at work.
Women aren't worth all the sacrifice guys.
The juice is never worth the squeeze.
Being red pill aware will save you a truck load of time and money.


before you give a girl any substantial amount of money, always make sure you f**k her.
If she doesn't agree, my brother dump her!! She is is just out to use you!!


always be prepared to leave any girl no matter how beautiful you think she is.
There are 7 billion people on this planet so you will always find a girl who is a %1000 better than the one you are currently seeing.


Cc
ubunja
Ilekokonit
martinez39
same way I'm gonna fk your sister

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 1:27am On Oct 05, 2019
HumblySearching:
That's d anthem most dude sing now even without asking them. Lol, I met one dude with his corolla and all, dresses up all fancy, before you know it, dude already singing the am broke song. Visited his house and realized dude stays in a dump. Abuja boys and packaging. Imagine the animal had d effontery to ask me to buy him credit faa!
So you called him animal because of ordinary credit?

If na one guy on NL call u bîtch now,you would be huffing and puffing.

You even visited him in his house Lmaoooo!!!

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 1:30am On Oct 05, 2019
islandmoon:


exactly, there is no way he won't spend, he would even spend more as alpha male for ladies to go by his rules, you can't dominate women without spending and claim to be alpha male , the young man is only bragging online, I'm sure he's one of those guys that will go on top speed on the wheel if his girl say "if you are here in 5mins, forget it"
So alpha males spend more on women so as to cement their dominance? shocked
Jesu!!! Where are these guys coming from?

*sighs*
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 1:31am On Oct 05, 2019
HumblySearching:
Thank you. People here don't even know what it takes to be an Alpha Male.

You have no clue what an alpha male is sweetheart,nor does the guy you quoted.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 1:37am On Oct 05, 2019
CaptainMitch:
Girls are trash generally, I no send them, my mumu phase don pass

Are you OK? Who be trash?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 1:39am On Oct 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


Are you OK? Who be trash?
Lmaoooo....
Triggered your ass,did he?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 1:47am On Oct 05, 2019
luminouz:

Lmaoooo....
Triggered your ass,did he?

I find his useless comment offensive! angry

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 1:49am On Oct 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


I find his useless comment offensive! angry
I know you're emotional and firecracker-like when set off.

Let it go,ok...or if it makes you feel better,abuse him right back... grin

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by BravoDe: 2:04am On Oct 05, 2019
dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

OK let me complete the story. .there was after party in a nearby club and all the celebs went there..I am kinda forgiving or maybe stupid. We went to the after party in the club. The queue was mad as hell .loads of people trying to enter, it was even difficult for the celebs to enter but DJ spinhall was a the gate telling the security to let the known faces and few people in I was in the front trying to enter also. DJ spinhall saw me, probably because of my all white fitted native. I sha looked good in it. Maybe he thought i was an artiste also.He pointed at me that they should let me in. When I entered I begged dj spinhall to please tell the security about my friends out. He obliged me and my friend and the girl was in. DJ spin hall is really cool sha .

So we entered the club. Just to see what's going on.. I can't buy drinks ..since I lost my wallet and broken so we just fed our eyes. Before I could say jack.. The babe don move leav us again go where the celebs dey. Saw that she was chilling with phyno.. Snapping pics. Me and my guy jus dey dull dey look. We no even get money to buy drink. Enjoy our self..
I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.

Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you

It seems I know her, she is in part 1 right? and her real name is Chris Valerie onyekachukeu right?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by ridwanlawal: 2:18am On Oct 05, 2019
kollog:
Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was:

There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.

Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.

She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).

She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me.
Please from this moment start reading the book of proverbs
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Colb461: 2:30am On Oct 05, 2019
Ok
luminouz:
Lmaoooo.... Triggered your ass,did he?
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by MiddleDimension: 4:11am On Oct 05, 2019
franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments, so guys don't care about the lady's character or other qualities when asking ladies out for date or relationship, but ladies accept and reject guys approaching them for dates/relationship with the mindset that they can marry him when time comes.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities they desire in a future husband while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and later filter them and pick the one that fits his taste, that's how it works

i see

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:25am On Oct 05, 2019
Omo, I buy fridge impromptu...

Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.

What did Bill Gates say?

"Lets go out and get another one."

It didn't end there...

A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.

And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by DameB(f): 5:45am On Oct 05, 2019
healthserve:



See. Investing cash on people doesn't keep people, but rather repels them. To keep people,we must invest in ourselves physically, intellectually and otherwise. To take care of others, we must care for ourselves first. They leave doesn't make them bad. If our value increases, people would kill to remain by our sides

Cc Martinez39 Grabhisballs

Exactly
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by DameB(f): 5:58am On Oct 05, 2019
kadiri3:
GUY EVEN ME IM SUPRISE,HOW DID GIRLS KNOW NAIRALAND APART FROM CHAT THE DONT KNOW ANYTHING LIKE BROWSE

You are gender-biased. Don't generalize that way, I've known Nairaland since 2007

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 6:16am On Oct 05, 2019
Jordanbelfort07:
once bought a 50k phone for a chick all because of pekus undecided
Las las the relationship wasn't worth it.
Got to find out that the girl was fucking her boss at work.
Women aren't worth all the sacrifice guys.
The juice is never worth the squeeze.
Being red pill aware will save you a truck load of time and money.


before you give a girl any substantial amount of money, always make sure you f**k her.
If she doesn't agree, my brother dump her!! She is is just out to use you!!


always be prepared to leave any girl no matter how beautiful you think she is.
There are 7 billion people on this planet so you will always find a girl who is a %1000 better than the one you are currently seeing.


Cc
ubunja
Ilekokonit
martinez39



you nailed it!!!

So far I Neva ready marry,I just fuvk and jappacheesycheesy


Even when I will be ready,my fiancee must love me more if not,no ring 4hergrin grin

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by DameB(f): 6:20am On Oct 05, 2019
HumblySearching:
That's d anthem most dude sing now even without asking them. Lol, I met one dude with his corolla and all, dresses up all fancy, before you know it, dude already singing the am broke song. Visited his house and realized dude stays in a dump. Abuja boys and packaging. Imagine the animal had d effontery to ask me to buy him credit faa!

And he'll tell you he's testing you to know if you love him.
Test ko test ni
Some Abj guys are just horribly broke, bros if Abj too dear and you nor fit make am, comot there....who fine road epp if raba nor dey?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by seankafor(m): 6:26am On Oct 05, 2019
franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments, so guys don't care about the lady's character or other qualities when asking ladies out for date or relationship, but ladies accept and reject guys approaching them for dates/relationship with the mindset that they can marry him when time comes.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities they desire in a future husband while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and later filter them and pick the one that fits his taste, that's how it works
how can I like this a million times please?

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by DameB(f): 6:29am On Oct 05, 2019
dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
.
I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.

Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you .
..

grin grin grin @ bolded..... You don cut rope...
But seriously what were you expecting from a 19yo rich kid

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by sonofanarchy(m): 6:30am On Oct 05, 2019
sexysage:



Hey!
I know the difference between niceness and manipulation. I'm a person who doesn't take people for granted. I'm not saying this to impress anybody. I've been always able to detect people who always wanted to take advantage of my vulnerability but it's dead on arrival based on the kind of orientation I have.
Like I said if I wanted to smash these girls I'd have done that but I don't do shits like that. I've never conned them into doing these things they do, at times I even restrain them.
They are even the ones who ask me out most times but I decline cos I know the relationship wouldn't last. So don't come here and start ranting like one injured cow.
I don't take nice people for granted!
you gay or some sort of
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 6:33am On Oct 05, 2019
Austineva:
Las Las na u mumu pass
That was then
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 6:34am On Oct 05, 2019
chigoizie7:


The guy even pity you sef, because me, na your younger sis I go date
My sister won't even look at you
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 6:34am On Oct 05, 2019
Kingininge:


Pele
Thank you
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 6:35am On Oct 05, 2019
STARKACE:
come let's date na
Lool
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 6:35am On Oct 05, 2019
tosyne2much:


Ehn ehn cheesy

Seems you're in Lag?
Yes..Lasgidi based.
Good morning..
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by cocolacec(m): 6:42am On Oct 05, 2019
dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

OK let me complete the story. .there was after party in a nearby club and all the celebs went there..I am kinda forgiving or maybe stupid. We went to the after party in the club. The queue was mad as hell .loads of people trying to enter, it was even difficult for the celebs to enter but DJ spinhall was a the gate telling the security to let the known faces and few people in I was in the front trying to enter also. DJ spinhall saw me, probably because of my all white fitted native. I sha looked good in it. Maybe he thought i was an artiste also.He pointed at me that they should let me in. When I entered I begged dj spinhall to please tell the security about my friends out. He obliged me and my friend and the girl was in. DJ spin hall is really cool sha .

So we entered the club. Just to see what's going on.. I can't buy drinks ..since I lost my wallet and broken so we just fed our eyes. Before I could say jack.. The babe don move leav us again go where the celebs dey. Saw that she was chilling with phyno.. Snapping pics. Me and my guy jus dey dull dey look. We no even get money to buy drink. Enjoy our self..
I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.

Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you

You are not a mumu but a gentleman who cares for a young woman who could be your own naughty little sister.

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Halo22: 6:42am On Oct 05, 2019
Then someone else is doing better than you somewhere. Apart from their differences, most girls and ladies in general are very emotional. Even though they can pretend, but they really know where their heart belongs. So bro, try another bae cos that one is already hooked up.
peterangelo:


I totally disagree with you man!!! What the hell are you saying FAM.
99% of girls have their different taste for a man... Exclude care n cash.
I've been caring for this particular girl in school, I'll call her but this girl seems not to HV same feelings for me. She hardly call me.
e
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by FatherBona: 6:46am On Oct 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


Are you OK? Who be trash?
Girls
Make I talk am again?
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by movid(m): 6:48am On Oct 05, 2019
A girl once told me if u send her 500 airtime, she won't call nor flash.1000 airtime she will flash you once. 2000 airtime she will flash you twice..The more the money, the more flashing u will receive and still yet she won't call oo

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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by franchasng: 7:03am On Oct 05, 2019
pafisayo:


Nice ...
But every time you use the word ladies’ as regard this topic
Kindly add “SOME.
in human or sampling analysis, you neglect the minority and focus your research and analysis on the majority because the minority becomes insignificant and that is why most analysis like this are based on fallacy of generalization just as all human activities is smiley

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