JastSiryin:
Bro I get what you're saying. But people always tend to confuse niceness with naiveness. You can still be nice but smart enough to know when you're being taken advantage of. I kinda feel that in the guy's case he felt a sense of responsibility towards the girl, even though from his narration she clearly "knew her way". But still I think he was cool for what he did. Be nice because you are, not cause of any reward.

I feel you.
But that's where some men lose it...you think these girls are weak,harmless and helpless but they are not. They just play men on the 'woman' factor and get away with it. That geh wasn't helpless and most times a guy who treats her like eggshells would get dumped. There is a difference between what a girl says and what she does. A man should be assertive na...can't u see how that babe behaved? Even her replies were annoying.

With threads like this, the red pill revolution is just in it's early stages like dark clouds gathering before a heavy downpour and thunder storm. When ALL men finally swallow the red pill and become like ubunja, lukui and myself, women will feel equality in it's finest. No more beta cucks with cash to make life easy and no more free passes, special privileges, and favours. This, sadly, will happen probably after I am dead. If your eyes are wide open with the red pills, count yourself lucky for you are lucky indeed.

EmptyCoconutHead:
@emboldened! are u Serious?

No joke o... OKo prison in Benin.

cenaman:
Come make i give u ma sister nah.

no worry brother ...when time reach I go come...now I Still dey struggle to structure my life....

FatherBona:


Retype this when you sober

still at. The pub.. Tmr mate.

dave4rella:

My only Mumu was knowing that she had a boyfriend, and still fucking her, atimes I will just keep quiet while she was on the phone with him.

i did this one

adonainana post[font=Lucida Sans Unicode:
=[/font]and 82842469]Omo i have at least a lot of experiences. But i will share the top 3, chai i have suffered in this life.

So when i was in my first year of university, i met this girl at a friends house party, i liked her straightaway and already was thinking of how i could convince her to be my gf. So one day i said we should go clubbing, that i will buy her drinks and everything. Now one problem i have is that sometimes back then i liked to pretend that i am rich, so my plan to this girl was that at least if i pop bottles for her in the club that night, she would easily date me.

So the night started, i was buying buying drinks and drinks, all my pocket money for like 3 months i spent it that night. Then after like 30 minutes till the end of the night, she said she wanted to go to the toilet. 5 minutes she wasnt back, 10 minutes she wasnt back. Omo you should have seen my confused face, i didnt even know whether i should barge into the female toilet and bring her out or something. Like play like play 30 minutes she is nowhere to be found, called her, her number wasnt going through. Naso i realise say i don enter once chance oo, and sometimes nothing pains you more than a girl that you thought you was gonna go home with, but you end up going home yourself after spending crazy money. Fam till this day, i still feel the anger that night, like it even i remember fighting the bouncers for no reasons after the night cos i was so so angry at everything

Scenario Two
Still on the same girl matter ooo, when i got to law school in abuja, i used to like this girl like but i was broke and didnt have money like that, so i sold my phone so i could have some change to take her clubbing in maintown abuja wuse area. Omo after we went out, thats how she got a call from her friend, aparantely she planned with her friends through text message that the friend should call her and lie that an emergency has happened to her family friend and she needs to leave right now.

Like Nollywood, these people were calling my girl and acting the script out that she needs to leave right now to go and attend to one emergency like that ( i only got to find out later the next day when she later admitted that she had to leave me cos she had another date the next day ) so she wanted to leave me and go home and sleep.

Fam tears couldnt come out of my eyes, i just fashied and continued living life but i was seriously ashamed and pained

I have scenario 3,4,5 etc

Scenario 3 too very similar like i will spend all my money on babe then she will say something like no sexxxbefore marriage or somthing like if we cant just be friends.
One that pained me most was one very scruffy girl in my neighbourhood that i wanted to quickly do. Like when we were growing up, she was a very small girl, but you know sometimes when girls go to university, some of them change, so these guy jammed a yahoo boy and her story changed small

So this girls case was like that, once she entered uni, she was more of a big girl but i still wanted to smash her still, but this girl no gree ooo, the thing that was now paining me the most is imagine moving to a girl that honestly is not on your level like that but she still follow use you play bearing in mind the guys smashing her are like way way below your own level

Like that thing pain my soul like ideally i shouldnt be moving to her but i just wan do am cos konji no wan let me rest, but still she rejected me which made the anger even double like someone that i shouldnt even be talkng to in the first place, like it pain me sha,

Some things are painful in this life i swear

I am a mumu boy i swear

lol.. I swear ur mumu too much

kaziblake:
My own mumu experience with a useless guy is my Dad got me phone and I gave it to one yeye guy like that.. Las las he date my friend

I would like to date you��
tell ur dad to buy IPhone 11 for you now and if he wants to buy a car for you tell him to buy Range Rover velar...... I love that car
I see myself making a call with IPhone 11 inside a Range Rover velar ��

Funny comments

Amarallllll:


I would like to date you��
tell ur dad to buy IPhone 11 for you now and if he wants to buy a car for you tell him to buy Range Rover velar...... I love that car
I see myself making a call with IPhone 11 inside a Range Rover velar ��

All Of Una Here Tried But No Body Here Wey Mumu Reach Me, I Thank God 4 My Life Shaa

Kenturkey048:
av sent you pictures on WhatsApp ...

seen

HumblySearching:
Naaa. That's very very shallow. Roping someone within 2 days of meeting to test? Omo that sorta test should go to hell o. Anyways it wasn't roping and I would gladly allowed myself to be roped if I liked him.

Bae, You are just smart jare. The guy wants to swindle you but oil dey your head.... you saw the writings and wriggled outa it.

Kenturkey048:
no worry brother ...when time reach I go come...now I Still dey struggle to structure my life....

Correct guy! make oluwa guide your back.

cenaman:
Correct guy! make oluwa guide your back.

Naso baba and you tooo...

[quote author=adonainana post=8284246


my own experience first year in Uni(2013 those period when students no too care about money) I was a certified gentleman , sweet talk and gentleman things like open the door for her , flattery some were true some were lies and the goal was to get in there pants and it worked problem was maintaining a relationship Nigerian WOMEN don't like cool guys they misbehave and I learned that the hard way they love IRON HAND (not beating her o abeg) especially stubborn girls they will control you if you don't control them. a babe I met then will give me her hand bag and ask me to drop it inside my room in front of my friends o(I go pick race go drop am because of madddd Mouth Gig and sex) soon she was asking me to wash rice etc that was when my sense started coming, the other one said what's the worse you will do , highest thing is you will leave and go back to your place.
Omo when I realize say werey dey me wey I dey hide smoke for babe before once I don enter am I go commot my kush jar first wrap my kush for your presence( so Michael you smoke "for some reason girls fear guys who smoke dunno why". Nowadays ogbeni if you shakara or you misbehave if I say sit down there if you stand up problem for you!
My Tip if you get babe wey dey misbehave or you can't control, anytime she misbehave Para instantly scatter that place(don't beat her o pls just demor well well), if she challenge you and says you should do your worst if she's at your place send her out push her outside fling her stupid bag out(I hate nonsense) if you're at her place smash her stupid phone(only if you can afford a better one pls cus u must replace it with something better if you value her). Let her feel like you're not mentally okay and u don't tolerate shit(meanwhile you be softie o). Let her feel you have anger problem and if she won't respect you she will fear you.
Don't be scared to use "You're very very stupid". "If dey born your papa well go to that birthday party ����. eventually she go know say nah mouth you get and you won't touch her but she will also remember say Para dey head and anyting can happen

PLS AND PLS ONLY FOR RUDE AND STUBBORN WOMEN YOU INTEND TO ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME WOMEN ARE NATURALLY PLEASANT CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ALSO SUBMISSIVE.
NEVER BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE EVEN IF SHE PROVOKES YOU THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO ACTUALLY MAKE HER FEEL REMORSE.

Women like bad boys someone that can control them either with his money,his behavior or social status. It adds flavor to the relationship and doesn't make them bored of the relationship.

kollog:

There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.

Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.

She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).

She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me.


As you smart reach the girl still use you play LUDO

LINTUNE:
i did this one

I laugh at myself each time I remember it

EmptyCoconutHead:
misery loves companion.
Honestly reading this ur post just strengthened me, I thought I'm alone.
What I'm passing thru at the moment it's only God that can comfort me cos I've been so seriously in pains.
Now I know that being a nice guy is very bad.
Bro if I share what I'm passing thru ehn kai

Pls share with us

CHESTER48:
even you too will be manipulated. The goal is to Bleep her without giving her a dime. Once you give to Bleep you've lost the game. As an alpha you're supposed to be the one to do the manipulation. A girls goal is to eat the money without getting bleeped. Yours is the opposite.

I love this O.T�

kaziblake:
Noo

can we be friends?

.

BuddhaPalm:
Omo, I buy fridge impromptu...

Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.

What did Bill Gates say?

"Lets go out and get another one."

It didn't end there...

A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.

And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.

My ribs oooo. Hahaha

Mainmanpadi:
My only only regret was lending money to this babe with the hope of getting it back but she refused paying me. Pls any idea on how I will get it back?

. Forget d money,,just find a way to grab her by d poosie

peterangelo:


Make we reason it....

WHY SHE REFUSE TO PAY U BACK
WASN'T IT THE AGREEMENT THAT SHE WILL PAY BACK THE FUCKING MONEY

Detective Peterangelo, how market nah?

FatherBona:
Op start a new thread, " share your experience how you made a mumu of a lady who played hard to get"
Mention me let me drop my series of entertaining episodes complete with usernames and nude photos I made after humbling them.
That should be interesting

Why not start your own thread?

Omar09:


Exactly I see him as the biggest mumu weh on earth. I been mumu oh but this guy deh for throne for mumu land.

Chai!

cenaman:
Come make i give u ma sister nah.

Cenaman, no need giving him your sister. I am here already. I don't want to miss the turkey in his name, or have you forgotten about the closed border?

Cc Kenturkey

PattyMike:
[quote author=adonainana post=8284246


my own experience first year in Uni(2013 those period when students no too care about money) I was a certified gentleman , sweet talk and gentleman things like open the door for her , flattery some were true some were lies and the goal was to get in there pants and it worked problem was maintaining a relationship Nigerian WOMEN don't like cool guys they misbehave and I learned that the hard way they love IRON HAND (not beating her o abeg) especially stubborn girls they will control you if you don't control them. a babe I met then will give me her hand bag and ask me to drop it inside my room in front of my friends o(I go pick race go drop am because of madddd Mouth Gig and sex) soon she was asking me to wash rice etc that was when my sense started coming, the other one said what's the worse you will do , highest thing is you will leave and go back to your place.
Omo when I realize say werey dey me wey I dey hide smoke for babe before once I don enter am I go commot my kush jar first wrap my kush for your presence( so Michael you smoke "for some reason girls fear guys who smoke dunno why". Nowadays ogbeni if you shakara or you misbehave if I say sit down there if you stand up problem for you!
My Tip if you get babe wey dey misbehave or you can't control, anytime she misbehave Para instantly scatter that place(don't beat her o pls just demor well well), if she challenge you and says you should do your worst if she's at your place send her out push her outside fling her stupid bag out(I hate nonsense) if you're at her place smash her stupid phone(only if you can afford a better one pls cus u must replace it with something better if you value her). Let her feel like you're not mentally okay and u don't tolerate shit(meanwhile you be softie o). Let her feel you have anger problem and if she won't respect you she will fear you.
Don't be scared to use "You're very very stupid". "If dey born your papa well go to that birthday party ����. eventually she go know say nah mouth you get and you won't touch her but she will also remember say Para dey head and anyting can happen

PLS AND PLS ONLY FOR RUDE AND STUBBORN WOMEN YOU INTEND TO ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME WOMEN ARE NATURALLY PLEASANT CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ALSO SUBMISSIVE.
NEVER BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE EVEN IF SHE PROVOKES YOU THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO ACTUALLY MAKE HER FEEL REMORSE.

Women like bad boys someone that can control them either with his money,his behavior or social status. It adds flavor to the relationship and doesn't make them bored of the relationship.

Lol

bro i gbadun u oo, am a total opposite of ur idea but NOW AV LEARNT, I MEAN AV LEARNT.

NO MORE NANSENS INNOCENCE

Khd95:
na when one babe call me around 8pm say she wan tell me something, na girl I been like to date, but she said we cant be bla bla bla..I no reason am far so I comot mind

I fly bike reach her door step,when I hear say na roomie no dey house, choooi toto on a platter of gold

when I reach she don already cook better rice fa, ok we eat come Sidon for bed dey look our selves, ok madam wetin u wan tell me...she no come mute like toy wey no get battery


I don already code,i near her head, chop her lips..small thing her pata don comot for her waist,brezz in my mouth...the ram was ready to be butchered.


she come tell me say STOP, stop wetin na auntie
she say no fuk

auntie shey u are aware that I enter bike reach here, dangote trailer could have jam me and die

ok no lele,i kuku finger her tow tow wella, nearly can not kill a bird, but my own nearly go wound that bird
las las i was feed with rice and brezz, so nothing spoil

kollog:
Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was:

There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.

Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.

She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).

She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me.

Mayeee

Jordanbelfort07:
once bought a 50k phone for a chick all because of pekus
Las las the relationship wasn't worth it.
Got to find out that the girl was fucking her boss at work.
Women aren't worth all the sacrifice guys.
The juice is never worth the squeeze.
Being red pill aware will save you a truck load of time and money.

before you give a girl any substantial amount of money, always make sure you f**k her.
If she doesn't agree, my brother dump her!! She is is just out to use you!!

always be prepared to leave any girl no matter how beautiful you think she is.
There are 7 billion people on this planet so you will always find a girl who is a %1000 better than the one you are currently seeing.

Cc
ubunja
Ilekokonit
martinez39

Thank you for the papiration papi paddy mi