Na ur money dem wan chop.

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Reading through these pages, I admit now say I forkup for campus that year...



.. Even cripples dey lash then, I go just dey form upbringing.


Now I dey try catch up na, marriage come dey knock door

tonididdy:

Oga life changing connection... You nor wise at all but na your way sha

You might not really understand
But it's ok

vincentjk:
I'm hungry o
I want to make my hair o
Baby my B-Day is next month o
I want to come but no transport o
I didn't call because I no get card o etc...

Na their way

So true

Nigerian Economy.




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I have read several comments here and there seem to be a common denominator.

The problem is not really the students but it is the men who are kinda too expectant.

When you spend for a student just do it from your heart without expecting any form of reward in terms of romantic commitment...just be happy whilst it lasts..if she turns out to be a loyal babe, fine and if not just smile and move on.

And btw, not all of them are like that...i know some real decent and well trained female undergraduates.

Well, the topic says “Date”. I can agree, they are not advisable to date. But to ***, they are the best and cheapest if you know your way.

They are expensive to date and there’s always one confra boy behind the scenes

The students are at the age the Bible calls the bloom of youth. At that age, they want to enjoy life. Settling down isný in their vocabulary.

Many of them when they even get married are not faithful to their husbands. This can be seen in service camps.

Also, the university is a very immoral environment. Almost everyone wants to enjoy life and many don't want to miss out. For many of them or most, this is the first time they have been free of monitoring in their lives. Even those who were boarders in secondary school had their lives monitored.

Im a student.....I hustle for my own money and hate to depend on guys and my parents every time for money

CSTR2:
What is interesting about dating a student?

How many of them get sense and how can they contribute to your life?

nothing interesting bro aside the toto nothing again. their bill too much.

pocohantas:
Someday we would understand who una want.

Morning, afternoon or evening newspapers.

Make I just dey read dey go. Interesting so far...

My sister, I think guys on Nairaland are the most confused bunch in the world.

They tag ladies of 30+ as "evening newspapers"

They still tag ladies of higher institution, who are usually between 16-26 as "No Go Area to date"

Biko, WHAT DO NAIRALAND GUYS WANT?

Mehn. Too much drama. That's why. So to stay away fron the drama, stay away from dem school girls.

vickydevoka:

Guy u be nice guy. If na me I go blacklist her number. They only female student I payed for skul fees neva asked me to. She jst told me her challenges I felt for n send her enough cash.
Buh u billing me as u said. Na sorry get u. # I no get

Na format she give u so.

Wetin l dey carry students do?

It's damn draining... Like they drain your pocket, drain the level of your maturity, drain your wisdom, time...


They practically drain YOU!

grossintel:
Been there, I did it and I can tell you one thing, Don't do it. You'll have to be very patient and look the other way for the relationship to work. If na money, you go spend tire, even to fvck you go send transport for coming and going but she go cheat on you well well. Worst of all is the people she's cheating on you with no get shi shi, you'll question yourself if your head is still correct most of the time. Then NYSC? My brother just pray she doesn't come back pregnant! If you survive all these, you still need to come to terms to let go everything she did in the past, never investigate or bring it up. You'll sound like go and sin no more, even then you'll still need to observe her. The only way to keep them faithful na to knack them belle for school, those boys in school don't like stretched pvssy so you'll have some rest of mind.
Don't forget she can change her mind and tell you you're not her class anymore. Hmmmm, no go there oh.

this man your DANGEROUS ! that Belle part got me it's soooo true when we dey school we no dey like girls wey don born before so once you get Belle you become "bad market"

Very surprising coming from a naija guy
Most of y'all want to Bleep multitudes but expect future wifey to be a virgin or have a body count of 1
I like your mentality, as you be fucklicant you no mind say future wifey be fucklicant in her past life
Thats good

chigoizie7:
We knew what’s up nah.

When we were still students, we de lash people girlfriends.

People wey be say dem don already pay their bride price sef.

Lodge mates,

Infact, as a student, it was the easiest time for me to fuccck, free of charge.once I on my i pass my neighbor gen, na tumbom tumbom I go de do.

Now, we don graduate, we don dey see small change, we go wait till dey graduate oh, come still go service sef. Person wey de use knife kill, no de gree make them carry knife reach him back. We know what’s up. Even though all undergraduate girls are not like that ooh, but majority of them are. Then the next stage is NYSC.

I do not care so much about what you did in the past, but the present matters a lot. You might have fucccked 300 diicks back In your university days. Please, when you are with me, please, na only me you go de fuuccck. As a single guy I be fucklicant, but when I am in a relationship, I am one faithful and loyal guy. the only time I tried double dating, na small thing remain,I for run mad. That sh!t ain’t easy bra.

lefulefu:
59k? why she no bill u 60k to round up the figure?
and u sef..20k is not even half of the amount she billed u

That's the code. Some will even say 59,550

Men saying female students may dump them if they train them, come, is it FREE that u will pay her fees etc and not be demanding from her....swear that u don't sleep with her? And don't tell us it is mutual, sex is not mutual for ladies dictionary.
Anyway, there are MANY graduates, why go for a non- graduate, unless the graduate is going back to school then u can support her....but any woman u choose to invest on, for your sanity sake, try to wed her then delay childbearing even if she is going to college for the first time.

Kelvin30286063:
she got to my house for the first time. Mobbed the floor of every single room despite the fact that it was a 3 bedroom flat.

"Mobbed the floor..." Is how illiterates say "mopped the the floor...".

ufotty2001:

To be sincere when I was in school I do follow those type of girls.. they are very helpful mostly people like us that came out from poor background.. I do update them about what is happening in class, do their assignment for them, write attendance, test and seat close to me during exams!!! They love paying me in kind or cash...Some of them goes as far as paying my school fees..

sharp guy

Renforce:


That's the code. Some will even say 59,550

sharone21:
Men saying female students may dump them if they train them, come, is it FREE that u will pay her fees etc and not be demanding from her....swear that u don't sleep with her? And don't tell us it is mutual, sex is not mutual for ladies dictionary.
Anyway, there are MANY graduates, why go for a non- graduate, unless the graduate is going back to school then u can support her....but any woman u choose to invest on, for your sanity sake, try to wed her then delay childbearing even if she is going to college for the first time.

What is your point exactly?

eni4real:
Student should face their studies

tell dat to the birds

EdmundChidera:
The truth is that guys that are graduate don't fall for these girls tricks they passed through in the university na dz boys that wants to brag that ma bae dey uni I'm training her she go be ma wife

Sorry mhen wise up

wait a second..u mean there are men in this day and age who sstill brag they are dating a uni babe?
hahahahahahahaha

deliveryboy:

What is your point exactly?

There are many graduates both young and mature ones, why go for a JAMBITE or UNDERGRADUATE( unless maybe final year)? If u must date undergraduates, MARRY them first and delay childbearing to avoid 'stories that touch'.....Period

ikechukwu21:
My guy told me that after training this fine girl who happened to be his woman then in school... He bought sewing machine for her and did a lot of financial stuff for her including sending her on trainings I think aside from the cash he used to send to her regularly because money de enter him hand very well then. After graduation this same babe started acting funny o. After a while she called and told him that she had a dream where she saw a guy (who happens to be a medical student asking her out while she was still in school) entered a vehicle with a different woman and I think she said she was standing outside and wearing wedding gown or so. I cant really remember the funny story as I was told. And the according to her she started asking people the meaning of the dream and she claimed that those people told her that the guy in the vehicle who is the medical doctor is her real husband.

Na so the Babe free this my guy small small o. The mum was even against what she was doing telling her to remember that it was this my guy that assisted her while she was yet in school. The guy no dey get money again. Him don broke wella. So the girl till today don find her level. I suspect she's dating the doctor now. I still see her sometimes at my junction when coming from work. The thing is when you tell guys to leave small girls alone they won't listen. If you must date make sure you date a matured woman. I'd rather date a matured lady in terms of age and have peace of mind than date a smallie and have high BP all in the name of having a sweet 16 as my woman. No matter how young she is today she must definitely get old and her beauty will wipe off. Men should be wise.

inside life .ehm offpoint and luminious come and give ur own experience when una dey sponsor d babe wey una dey date for uni

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Very surprising coming from a naija guy
Most of y'all want to Bleep multitudes but expect future wifey to be a virgin or have a body count of 1
I like your mentality, as you be fucklicant you no mind say future wifey be fucklicant in her past life
Thats good

You again?

You must be so obsessed with me