Thegeneralqueen:
Cooking is stressful


I hate to cook it's not my hobby

I hope your Future husband will be CEO of Sizzlers

Thegeneralqueen:
it's obvious you kept her as a friend just because of sex

If you go Delsu, you go bab

SavageResponse:


E be like say the thing really pain you no be small

Before e go sweet am ne

iCauseTrouble:
Hehehe. Mama d mama. Na so

In your dreams.

Ole!

When u know u can't get a babe, you start talking rubbish!

Anyways thank God you know I'm expensive.

And taken.

Am glad finally some folks can see why Love is not blind. Blind love only exists in movies

toprealman:
You deserve a Guinness World record for "shortest comment with the highest likes".

Lolz.... I wish it would happened

leeave all dis undergrown small girl
if u have ur money carrt Olosho sleep over night.
forget about heartbreak disapppintment.

BusolaDakolo:
Invite at least 4 girls, anyone that comes first is the winner. You go on flight mode immediately. The others are on their own.
I'll rather disappoint than be disappointed. I'm not wicked at all. I just want to avoid situation like this below.

i did this thing when a man was a boy. The two of them met in my house. I just left them and went to play football.

victorian:









In your dreams.

Ole!

When u know u can't get a babe, you start talking rubbish!

Anyways thank God you know I'm expensive.

And taken.

If you allow me vex, I go open your book of oloshoism on and off nairaland. Even that ur new maga wey dey shack you go pick raise when e see proofs and evidence of your hoeness.
Everybody on nairaland knows ur price. Just a food in a nice restaurant or a drink in a Behind bar, you go spread legs like blue band

Make money and you will not need to invite any gal to your place... dem sabi your place, dem sabi your number and dem sabi how to find their way to your place once you get bahhhh

Preshy561:

Lol. I couldn't stop laughing at the comments.
That's the impression they've created for themselves and they aren't stopping anytime soon.

My ex then, on Valentine called authoritatively that I should come let's spend the Valentine together that he's been waiting for me, haha.
One of my friends that hated him with passion, took me to crusade titled, Valentine with the holy spirit . I then told him not to bother cos I'm valentining with holy spirit, he was mad and furious, thought I would come and apologise to him, me that broke up with him few months ago before the Valentine.
What was funny to me was how he spoke authoritatively, as per my bf, he didn't know I've relegated him to ex.
Some Men are funny.

If the guy never fvck u before,then his loss
Cus I know say u go still open yansh for another guy.
Abeg leave all this yarn for lawma

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

mad man

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

mad man

iCauseTrouble:

If you allow me vex, I go open your book of oloshoism on and off nairaland. Even that ur new maga wey dey shack you go pick raise when e see proofs and evidence of your hoeness.
Everybody on nairaland knows ur price. Just a food in a nice restaurant or a drink in a Behind bar, you go spread legs like blue band

Show proofs! Please show everyone . Vex! Now now!


Jealousy will not kill you there!


Show proofs ooooo!


We are waiting! I'm also waiting!

Eranko!

You think u can spoil my name and relationship? Wicked soul!

Show us!

Any girl that promised to visit and didn't show up does not like you,all these 'I delete her number immediately,bla bla bla' is none of our(girls) business. .If you like delete her number and eat your sim card,she does not care so stop feeling fly.

Had experienced the scenario a couple of times when I was still in school with different ladies. The worst part was that she was the one that said she was gonna come but being the kinda guy I was, I didn't even bat an eyelid. Las Las when stage set, she comes to my domain without even informing me of her movement. That was when I was into invitation, later I upgraded to them following me home but now, I receive the invitation, talk of a legend.

Thegoodone13:
i did this thing when a man was a boy. The two of them met in my house. I just left them and went to play football.

haba bros, u wicked small sha, without a bed? chai............

We4all:


Next time, invite her to come visit you in Dubai, not your 'face me I face you room' without a bed.

iCauseTrouble:

Her speedometer don spoil. Look for another babe wey her puna never reach elastic limit

;DHow we for carry drive reach those exotic restaurants for island with damaged speedometer?

Na wa!

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

see ths one. .whch cinema? Person dn sharpen preec kip to lick u d tuk of cinema

Thegeneralqueen:
Cooking is stressful


I hate to cook it's not my hobby

And you gonna marry? Wtf

Ladycewhy:
Honestly when the Nigerian guy says "come to my house" na to fvck o ,and this thread just proves it. See that one taking concuction so he can shift someone's womb like say he know road to her papa house. The very reason i usually ask a guy that tells me to come to his house 'if they are minting money at his house" lol .

However i do not approve the way ladies have been going about it, is it fear or shyness that will not make you pick your call and tell him you are not coming? Or even tell him straight up the first time he brings it up that you wont come. Ladies we need to do better, maybe thats why most guys feel i am blunt and they can't handle it. Me refusing to come to your house is not breaking any law so i will tell you straight up and if you start giving me attitude ,i delete you.Na my pussy and i will decide when to bring it to your house,not on your terms,if you want your terms ,go carry ashawo (for socially awkward men ).

All these fronting applies @the tew early stage or when the gurl is really not into d guy .... for instance i met lilmissfavy online we got talkin, then we've had dates @ different public places.....why can't i invite her over to know my place,even if my interior motive is 99.9% sex how is it wrong especially when she has mouth to say NO. most of the gurls here are either immature or just hypocrites, suddenly you all are sounding like you naa no dey visit us. most gurls are not even sure of themselves when it comes to saying NO. i respect a standing NO n i know one when i hear it, most mature guys do.

Edyice:



Correct

But wait ooh , his plan was to wound another man's daughter...

You Neva know maybe na the girl sef go finish the guy

vincentjk:


You won't often cook

Then when we have like 3kids we'll have to be taking them to eateries for dinner/launch/breakfast when you don't feel like cooking!


Then my people will say you've jazzed me

Before Nko, even before you get married to her, she has jazzed you. Only God can save u

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Typical Nigerian girl

greggng:



Imagine somebody planning to Bleep a lady and suddenly God disappointed him. Instead of him to Thank God for saving him from sin .,,,he kept blaming the lady...At the end he will blame Eve for giving him the forbidding fruit...,what actually do you endomie children want in life?

Well dear it's a crazy world we leave in.

selemo:
So he is a dirty person before...

Na you talk am ohh LOL

konvict0111:
Ehen! Oya ja mi si nah. How much she dey collect?

Hope she's sweet in the middle share.

Believe him at your peril and try shiiit.

Na jail both of you will see yourselves in defamation of my character.

You and Icausetrouble will realise its not every lady u see online, u term olosho.

Awon Ode Oshi!

Useless morafuckas! Nonsense!

Ekpa!

ericsmith:





Nah ! there is no false in inviting someone over for one thing n after exercising that, trying something else.
Every woman wants to feel attractive which alway av some element of sexuality in it ... women feel less wen men don't give them a worthwhile attention how much more she went thru stress of makeup, push up bra, padded ass pant & wasted 50% of her perfume jus to smell gud ... man cum dey use am play ps4 .. 95% ladies wil return home sad.

Gbenusoun.... Olosho okunrin

iCauseTrouble:

If you allow me vex, I go open your book of oloshoism on and off nairaland. Even that ur new maga wey dey shack you go pick raise when e see proofs and evidence of your hoeness.
Everybody on nairaland knows ur price. Just a food in a nice restaurant or a drink in a Behind bar, you go spread legs like blue band

No dey shake this table laidis nah! my alomo bitter wey i don mix hollandia yoghurt dey on top am shuu

Educonomist:


Lolz.... I wish it would happened

Moderators should do the hyping......Lala et al, over to you!!!

moshino:


What if it was your sister that another idiot was targeting like this?

As if you don't have one