Nathan7:
A chick came to my house
I called a friend to com c fine babe wey come over
He came...I went out to get her sth to eat n drink
Long story short,came back n my doors r locked(front n back)��
I dun sufa sha���

abeg come finish this story bros

Frankicent:



You bleeped up. You should have atless tried.

How will know. Am I in her mind?

uncjay:


Why naa?


At least let us in on the experience you once had to keep the laugh going....

thanks but others will.

midnighter:


Please dont mind these dead bodies quoting you, why didnt he take you to where he could afford instead of embarrassing the two of you like that? Smh

whats embrassing there, if she was in love with d guy now u b saying how romantic, people with 5 naira for acc go dey fill funky

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

Some people are just evil in this world. Bro check well...he fit don try collet number

skyhighweb:
whats embrassing there, if she was in love with d guy now u b saying how romantic, people with 5 naira for acc go dey fill funky

Lol Mr. 5 Naira Man, abeg come and take me to where two of us will be sharing soup, you go see wetin I go do you

midnighter:


Lol Mr. 5 Naira Man, abeg come and take me to where two of us will be sharing soup, you go see wetin I go do you

either u order for more or u order urs i wont b embarrassed, havent seen worst with girls who act like king pickin but drink garri like crazy why should i worship ur feet.

and also y da fuk will i order for soup haba

skyhighweb:
either u order for more or u order urs i wont b embarrassed, havent seen worst with girls who act like king pickin but drink garri like crazy why should i worship ur feet.

and also y da fuk will i order for soup haba

You see? You were busy writing live and let live, that you will allow people to do Prayer Camp and Hajj inside your house, we should all accommodate each other blah blah

Now when it comes to your sweetheart, just to buy enough food for her dey do you somehow

Your type would mess up his wife and be spoiling a visitor, I told you before. The lady you marry is in big trouble already

Libkid:
It was during my 3rd year oh.i had a roommate who played instrument for winners chapel.One Sunday he came home with his friend and introduced him as one of the instrumentalist and begged me so that the guy would stay with us during weekends.I agreed o but something happened.One evening I went out to watch football with my roommate,when we came back everywhere was locked so we called him and asked him where he went.Oga said he was inside with one girl from the church.i was angry but based on bro code i kept my cool.We had to sleep at a friend's place not far from the house.In the morning he called us and asked where we slept and we told him.He said the girl left around 6am that we should turn up.When we got home the stench from the house was unbearable,the bedsheet was wet as if she squirted all night and to make matter worse everywhere was scattered
I told my roommate instantly that I don't want to see the guy again

And To think my friend begged me today to give him the key to my room so he and his girlfriend can handle their business...ah! Me wey like my bed fresh. The guy still carry dat disappointment for mind reach this night

skyhighweb:
den double tap back unlike no b crime

That's why it's weird, in fact you sef just dey weird

midnighter:


You see? You were busy writing live and let live, that you will allow people to do Prayer Camp and Hajj inside your house, we should all accommodate each other blah blah

Now when it comes to your sweetheart, just to buy enough food for her dey do you somehow

Your type would mess up his wife and be spoiling a visitor, I told you before. The lady you marry is in big trouble already

plz read again n read well

skyhighweb:
plz read again n read well

What is your point? Do you think its okay to be counting food for your guest or not I dont understand

Ginaz:
I hardly visit people , neither do I want to be visited. Even if I must visit , I keep to time and go home on time . Dramas that come from such situations I don’t entertain as I respect myself so well wherever I am. I’ve not had such experience before .

This is sooo mee

midnighter:


What is your point? Do you think its okay to be counting food for your guest or not I dont understand

okay let me break it down

since am accommodating i take u out to dinner, i order soup(dont know y soup) i see no reason we cant share, if u dont like it, then buy urs also, its not that hard.

when u start forming and u cant afford a plate why bother

It amazes me how a visitor will carelessly step on somebody's rug with their shoes on.

That shit is weird enough for me oo

nuelsam:
She gave a loud fart right beside me.

Sexyliciousbri:
This guy took me to a fancy restaurant and told me that he is ordering for us and ordered a soup, that we had to SHARE. lmao I refused to eat and we left shortly after. I never spoke with him again.

You never spoke with him again because of that?
Some of you girls can be so mean. Take life easy o.

A friend told me an aunty from Nigeria mistook his expensive none-stick pans for dirty and scrubbed the hell out of them until they were silver shinny.

It amazes me how a visitor will just carelessly step on somebody's rug with their shoes on.

That shit is weird enough for me oo

GREATESTPIANIST:
and what's wrong if you shared with him, do you know if he didn't have much on him you gold digger gals.......mention me and thunder will fire you, stingy hoes

I wonder o. Very mean ppl. She stopped talking to him because he's not OBO or Hushpuppi. What they ought to have just laughed about...
These bitches got no joy at all. It's why rich guys fvck and dump them anyhow.

midnighter:


Lol Mr. 5 Naira Man, abeg come and take me to where two of us will be sharing soup, you go see wetin I go do you

You can always help a guy out on a date, you know?... Girls like you do it in the West. You girls don't have to always be angry about everything, y'all too mean.

Budline1:


You never spoke with him again because of that?
Some of you girls can be so mean. Take life easy o.

Don't mind her.. What's even more annoying is that most of these girls have nothing to their names.

Babara1994:
If you don't receive anything from a man, he won't act funny.

You haven't met those who would

midnighter:


I have NEVER shared soup with anybody in my ENTIRE LIFE. WHAT are you talking about

As in are 2 of us dipping in the soup? Or dividing in separate bowls lmao how embarrassing

If you take somebody somewhere, why cant you ask them what they want to eat and give it to them Why must I eat what you eat just because youre buying it? Am I your slave? Wtf!!

In fact why cant you just buy 2 portions of soup...?

Please dont make me angry okay? I think we already ended on a good note the last time

nothing wrong, buy urs then, vex no vex how e take affect me

Budline1:


You can always help a guy out on a date, you know?... Girls like you do it in the West. You girls don't have to always be angry about everything, y'all too mean.

Are you going to cook, clean and be carrying your baby like guys like you do in "The West"

midnighter:


Are you going to cook, clean and be carrying your baby like guys like you do in "The West"

Of course, why can't I help my partner?

skyhighweb:
nothing wrong, buy urs then, vex no vex how e take affect me

Im not buying anything o, I will simply get up and leave like the babe correctly did in her original comment smh you people are a bunch of clowns

Budline1:


Of course, why can't I help my partner?

Hmm..seeing is believing

midnighter:


Hahaha my kind of babe Hope she's still with you?

Lol
She's no longer with me. She stayed up to three months,and the annoying part was that she brought 2 of her friends to join us