₦airaland Forum

Shibaraba:
Got me drunk
Yes Op I know you said ladies
But you said what a guy has done so I'm saying.
Stupid guy Got me and my guy drunk. We couldn't go home so we went to crash at his place since its nearer. Midnight I dey feel one kind pole dey chook me from behind. Drink clear from my eye when bros hold my rod.
I'm sure he won't try it with another person again. I'm very sure. Wetin him eye see. Even me come dey pity am.
Fast forward till evening we were 200k richer plus some very expensive wristwatches.

mu2sa2:
When you're ready , get a virgin like yourself so that you start as novices and learn the practicals of coitus together. If you're able "to hold bodi" till you marry, and your wife too, you're going to have a fantastic sexx life. You will both go into honeymoon as jjc and continue to become experts through trial and error (but note that you wont enjoy this experience with 100% satisfaction if you're a porn watcher now because those films would have rewired your brain).

placeofallure:
Hmmmn men could be desperately desperate at times.

Way way back, he used to fill our drum with water everyday among other errands, This was an exercise in futility las las.

Another, he renounced his religion. Every member of his family, extended and nuclear, are moslems. Even the mosquito in their house be moslem, yet he was attending church with me and became a Bro.....

Yet another, ran away from home, wife and kids inclusive, to be with me. Admittedly, I love this at first cos the wife is no good. I won't bother you with details about that. But for the kids, I had to send him back. And I think because of me, he became a bad husband too but he won't admit it. I think they're separated now. And me, I'm born again now.

abuuzy:
Bros I mumu that time na, No.
But we best friends now,she has a daughter now

Vulcanheph:
Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

Kingrexyl:
Are you a female? I actually don't understand why some people are this stupid.

Ladylite:
Married my sister

biGDhAp:
.. are you for real? ..



you must have gone through alot, I hope you're not being traumatised by all this past events

Offpoint:
Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watched titanic, and one thing wanted to led to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

mu2sa2:
While i am in no position to vouch for the veracity of any post, but i have read a medical book that lends credence to your statement, "I know prick is one hell of a coward." The author attributes some cases of erectile dysfunction to bad experiences like you had. He gave the example of a man who was caught pants down with a woman by her husband. The husband caught them when he returned home unexpectedly from a night shift. The furious husband, holding a knife, held the culprit by his diick and threatened to sever it. The culprit managed to get off from the grip and escaped physical injury, but since that day he never had an erection again.
Op, while your ordeal has made you turn born again, the culprit referred to above has lost the ability to fvck due to lack of erection. Your case is better - you can still indulge yourself, in secret of course as people in your shoes are wont to (hahaha, remember "brother" peter + "sister" esther romp?).

mu2sa2:
When you're ready , get a virgin like yourself so that you start as novices and learn the practicals of coitus together. If you're able "to hold bodi" till you marry, and your wife too, you're going to have a fantastic sexx life. You will both go into honeymoon as jjc and continue to become experts through trial and error (but note that you wont enjoy this experience with 100% satisfaction if you're a porn watcher now because those films would have rewired your brain).

Vulcanheph:
Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

delectablegyal:
Guys? let's go.

realokopi:
Karma is still on flight coming.

Okoroawusa:
Supported... that is why the thread is not moving.
However I also believe that the way girls and women are stereotyped in Nigeria especially on Nairaland is bad. If guys share their sexcapades we would all comment n laugh about it but if a lady does the same, the men n even some women would call them names n make them feel like they are the worst sinners on earth.

Don't ever think that these women don't have sex stories. They do. But would you men want to hear them?. I don't think so at least not Nigerian men.

Offpoint:
Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watched titanic, and one thing wanted to led to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

Vulcanheph:
Dear op, You should have given this thread this topic "Guys what's the Craziest thing You have ever done to have sex with a girl" .......because most Naija girls are too Conservative For their own good, even on a faceless Forum, with the way they pretend you'll think all of them are virgins.

mytime24:
Mixed weed wit beans for me to eat

placeofallure:
Hmmmn men could be desperately desperate at times.

Way way back, he used to fill our drum with water everyday among other errands, This was an exercise in futility las las.

Another, he renounced his religion. Every member of his family, extended and nuclear, are moslems. Even the mosquito in their house be moslem, yet he was attending church with me and became a Bro.....

Yet another, ran away from home, wife and kids inclusive, to be with me. Admittedly, I love this at first cos the wife is no good. I won't bother you with details about that. But for the kids, I had to send him back. And I think because of me, he became a bad husband too but he won't admit it. I think they're separated now. And me, I'm born again now.

placeofallure:
Hmmmn men could be desperately desperate at times.

Way way back, he used to fill our drum with water everyday among other errands, This was an exercise in futility las las.

Another, he renounced his religion. Every member of his family, extended and nuclear, are moslems. Even the mosquito in their house be moslem, yet he was attending church with me and became a Bro.....

Yet another, ran away from home, wife and kids inclusive, to be with me. Admittedly, I love this at first cos the wife is no good. I won't bother you with details about that. But for the kids, I had to send him back. And I think because of me, he became a bad husband too but he won't admit it. I think they're separated now. And me, I'm born again now.

Elimon:
Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59
On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in...
I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave..
I regretted and hated myself that that day ok
Experience tho

seanwilliam:
Lol when I was In junior school, the girl was about to be bullied, I formed Jackie chan, I was beaten white and black..las las the girl self laugh me say I be weak boy.. hug I no see... folake, God see u oo
Second one na aminat.. after i don chop for house in the morning, I dey always go with pocket money, I go dey carry am give her to impress her.. I still dey junior school dat time.. walai na senior class boys this girl dey bleep oo, dem go dey bleep am for class and I go hold her bag dey wait for her outside mhen I mumu dat time.. I still dey carry my mama provision give am... ;Dlol

Elimon:
Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59
On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in...
I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave..
I regretted and hated myself that that day ok
Experience tho

delectablegyal:
this is hilarious. pvssy have put you in trouble.

Elimon:
lol...yahh...still passed the course tho