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Fornication and adultery will ruin your life. Don't be deceived, it's all about lust and infatuation, not true love

Yet to have one.

Staying in my house and sleeping all day long.!!!

How God's says we should celebrate Valentine's day.. ;DHow God's says we should celebrate Valentine's day..

My best Val is perfectly this Val...yeah tomorrows Val. Why? Because it's gonna come and go unnoticed!! No woman no trouble mode activated

JasonScoolari:
After my switch from Ekpan Secondary School to a more organized Private school, my head just have to calm down.... It was not easy at first adapting to the new environment, but I just have to make my father feel relaxed and not think of oiling his gun because of me...

This beautiful classmate of mine who for no reason finds it pleasurable to torment me with her laughter when I failed the easiest classwork suddenly came to meet me in the open field and request to sit close to me,

For a moment, I thought the beautiful girl wants to repeat her stupidity again, but I just had to allow her... Then she started with her laughter again and said that I was too dull with anything that has to do with calculation jokingly.... I was really not going to have it this time, so I told her to leave my presence at once.. She stood up and looked at the angry dude sitting down with his oversize brown trouser and torn white socks, then she said; "I really like you Jason" then she hissed at me and went to meet her gang of laughing friends.


I felt really happy seeing her sad, atleast, she will behave herself next time.

One day,this beautiful friend that use to laugh me did not come to school for two days, I was really concerned and had to ask her favorite friend, who reluctantly told me that she travelled to see her mom in Benin...

On the third day which happens to be on Valentine's day, she came to school, and I was really happy to see her back but I didn't show it openly. I walk towards her and told her that I was improving and she smiled at me.

Fellow classmates where delivering their Val's present to their crush, some gave that card that came with a rose flower, while some gave toothbrush.

It was closing hours and she said I should give her the gift i brought to school, I just laughed and told her that I don't celebrate Val's day just to cover up for my brokenness... Then she asked me to meet her at Mr BIGGS by 5, I was scared and very shy, I summoned courage and got to the place, I saw her already waiting.... She ordered for the food and that big 5Alive, we ate peacefully and discussed school related issues. Then she gave me a peck on the cheek...Damn! It was as if God Himself was winking at me.
I stood up and gave her a kiss on her lips.


It was time to go, then she brought out a gift neatly wrapped, and told me she loves me.

That gift was a Tom Hilfiger boxer then and I really appreciate that gift till this very moment.
Good memories of Yvonne.....

Yvonne don turn olosho now o

i was really naive about this val thing, i actually thought that since the st valentine was a catholic priest anything val should be about the church, my sec school was all boys in Benue state, so when a babe told my classmate who was her neighbor that she liked the third guy in a pix he brought home-that was yours sincerely, and she wanted me for her val i was shocked, but as a Benin guy and feeling like tupac and biggie way back because we were always rapping,copying their lyrics that was the peak of pac and biggie influence, i went to their area, met her and on the val day, in a another friend's room i lost the v part of my life.....though before meeting her i had to get high to toughen up my demeanor as a hard guy...till date she cant believe that she was my first because i acted so much like a pro all thanks to better lover magazine and weed!

I bleeped one girl till I fainted, na hospital I wake after three days

I have no val... Who wants to be my val??

We will groove to Mayorkun song where he features Lil Frosh tagged Kole Re Body..

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lies upon lies.

OceanOfJoy:
Nigerians obsession with Valentine's day or "Val", as y'all call it) is becoming unbecoming.

olodo

Nigerian and UK that is expected to spend close to 450 million pounds for the sake of val alone who is more obsessed. if u have no experience make sure you take sleeping pills tomorrow

Nigerians are just too dumb,you're celebrating love in a country filled with hate,tribalism and insurgency.

I’m into Artworks Bro. Portraits, carvings and paintings.

I say NO to valentine

I no get experience.



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Never celebrated that shit. My love is an Everytime thing.

Fvck val.

I just finished secondary school and I was looking for admission. I went for a church program near a school of Nursing and midwifery on the11th of feb that year and I met one student and we talked and exchanged contacts. The following day 12th I went to IMSU owerri to see whether I will start running a program that will take me out of the house. From owerri I called the girl that I will be coming back and so let's see that day and she replied me that she is still mensurating and that it will end the following day. I told her that her mensuration shouldn't stop us from seeing that I just want to hang out, this babe replied that she knows I will sleep with her when she comes that I should just wait till it runs dry..I had instant erection. Fast forward to 14th feb, the nursing student came and gave it to me on a platter of silver.

That was 13yrs ago...


Now I don't do val..

What's Val?

Can’t wait for 14th to be gone lol

ja!! mile 12 market on fire

DimIsaac10:
lies upon lies.

If you are not ready to lie your own then get the fvck out of here!

Lost my virginity to one idiot on a val day. But it was mind-blowing aha

Robo lie small small na edaku! Haba_mana!

cRobo:
I bleeped one girl till I fainted, na hospital I wake after three days

She was smelling like she uses air freshen as perfume..

MrCuteking:

If you are not ready to lie your own then get the fvck out of here!

This one wan use me popular

MrCuteking:

If you are not ready to lie your own then get the fvck out of here!

This one wan use me popular...

Jeweltz:
Lost my virginity to one idiot on a val day. But it was mind-blowing aha

See wetin shawarma and ice cream dy cause..

I can't believe that I've never had a Val experience

This is a serious situation o