Papanwamaikpe:
She caught me entering a brothel when I was 16. Come see beating, from the brothel to house... Then straight to our pastor for instant deliverance After every every, I begged her not to tell my dad which she agreed. That has been our little secret till today. I'll forever love you my lioness

So you didn't know which brothel she worked in

God forgive me.

Came back from school (ss2) and met the new house maid mama brought. She's got a killer ass and sexually active.
I Faked malaria on a sunday and she was requested to stay around and assist me. After watching movie for a while at the parlour,she asked whether I have a gal friend and one thing led to another.
While we were digging away(3rd round)my elder sis walked in on us( she didn't join the family car) .
I pleaded with her but she still fall my hand and reported the matter to mama and she was sacked.

I'm still searching for her though. Her family have relocated back to the village.

A girl sent me a love proposal in JS3. she caught me with the draft copy of my reply.I nearly die that day.

Bleeping her friends mother and smoking weed inside church during service

Scratching money from her handbag, I was so ashamed of myself.

Caught fucking at 11.....the marks from the beating by her husband is still on my body till date

Starhearts:
Put on masquerade cloth

Egungun onibata, at yaba, Lagos, very very funny dat day

I met my mummy at oyingbo market, yaba, Lagos

lmaooo.. What the hell!!

This is so hilarious!

What an insult.
Are u ok?
HW will u feel if some one said same 2 ur mum?

BuddhaPalm:


So you didn't know which brothel she worked in

God forgive me.

For NY mum, u have done silly things from meat swinging to using tongue to wash dish plates.
But the craziest was when my aunt caught me smoking in the night and was calling my name, I just boned and kept moving. The next morning, she call as me to our house to report my act to my mum but funny enough, she was sure it was me but I made her to understand that my shadow could be smoking instead of me. Till date, my aunty is still convinced that I was the one she saw puffing the cigarette but I still kept her in shock that I was not the one.


Lesson I learned was that even something u are sure might turn out to be unreal to ur surprise.

Playing with myself she just looked at me and I saw the look on her face she was disappointed in me I apologize to her and promise won’t repeat such ever again

when I was 16yrs old, there was this family friend that visits us all the time, and sometimes she even spends a month before leaving. during her visit, she sometimes comes to my room to use my hair cream after bathing.
One Sunday morning after our parents have gone to church expecting us to join them later, my sisters eventually left, leaving me and this lady who was like 4yrs older than me. This lady came into my room asking for my hair cream which I gave to her. Few minutes later, she called my name from their room to come collect my cream. When enterd the room, I met her stark naked, she smiled and asked me if I liked what I was seeing? honestly, that was like my first time of seeing a naked woman. she drew me close to her and we fell on the bed together. we started touching, kissing and rolling on the bed. I didn't know how it happened, but I just saw my mum by the door starring at us. I was shocked and terrified. My mum just shook her head and left.....
To cut the long story short, that was the last time I saw the lady in our house.

simplepee:
I was and still a good child .

Try being bad. Just for the fun of it.

My mom once burst into my room and caught me pressing brezz.

My mum caught me having sex in the parlour
My elder sister caught me having sex at the backyard with same girl
My neighbor (lady) caught me having sex with a girl in an uncompleted building during school period

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

. for what?

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Lol what else have you microwaved? The hair extension on your hair Don’t lie oo

fergie001:
I was around 17/18 then....watching porn in the dead of the night in my room, not locked...during the days of VCD. Remember the name: "The Aphrodisiac".

I was with the two remotes incase, around 1am...she was going to ease herself, entered the room....I was trying to change the channel...didn't know I was increasing the volume.

She just looked away, sighed....and went on. Never spoke about it, I felt I betrayed her. Didn't do it again.

#InsideLife

Lolllzzz ROTF

Having sex with my neighbour's daughter

Was never caught by mum doing wrong...mum was about her business but I did a lotta wrong... God forgive me

Our naughty house help finished me

Coldie:
I am very good at covering my tracks.

Thanks to my perfectionist nature.

I think things through both the action the reaction the movement the everything.

Catching me is almost impossible

Same here

Stealing from her bag. I peeped and confirmed she was outside busy washing cloth while i use the period to steal few thousand that i will use to flex. But as soji mother, the spirit told her to safeguard her bag, but n getting to her room boom she caught me in the act . Well, as i have not removed the money, i told her i was looking for pen .

She did not argue though she just jejely took her bag, put it in her wardrobe, lock the wardrobe, confirm the wardrobe was locked then put the key in her rapper and she returned to continue with her clothe

ThreeBlackBird:
Never been caught doing wrong. She thinks I'm the best child in the world.

Lolllz, she don't know

Me go sell all her bottles. She caught me selling it. She collect her bottle still give me beating join.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

She Caught me smoking weed
Na so she go report to my elder sister o
I nor send. She even report to my daddy join
Na so my daddy begin dey vex
They talk any how say me na disgrace

For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey vex and form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor taste weed when them young how come he be say when i taste weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you taste am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

Law of weed indeed

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Microwave bra!!? Why na??

makydebbie:

My bra was wet so I used the microwave to heat it up so I can wear to school.

Lmao

JJOF:

Lolllzzz ROTF

I practiced that moment severally, why it failed me...I don't know.

I read almost 7 different post of people who stole meat Was never caught, but I’m damn sure my mum knew about it all because she always told me to be careful with the same people have been fooling around with.

I’ve never stolen anything before

Kiddinpoh:
She caught me licking Rebecca's ear... As at this time, I had already kissed Rebecca but I didnt want her to suspect, so i started licking the innocent girl's ear.. She already knew what happened while she wasn't there.. That was how she dragged me to the room and she beat the hell out of me.. They both took turn ni oo.. She did hers while my dad did his.. To be honest, I didnt know how bad it was until I turned 18..

how bad was what was?

It had to be when i was 12. Mum caught me smoking a cut to size watercane, like a cigarette.. Fortunately for me there was no beating coz i hadn't fully recovered from the surgery i had a few weeks back.

So she told me she would report to my dad what i had done, meanwhile she was the disciplinarian. And she did report me when pops got back, got a lot of scolding in words and that was all.

Caught in a coupon betting shop...

Dah... That kind gang flogging by mom and dad remove the future bet9ja from my body oo