makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Mmmm.. if you dont mind me asking.. seriously, what was the intention of the microwaving?? I mean is it supposed to do anything special?

Just curious

So that guy and the olosho were doing it in the afternoon in the one room apartment and the door linking our supposed room and parlour could not stop the moans from coming to me as I was trying to read. The village doors always have holes and bam! I found a very big one and I was watching live action in the afternoon. I was in SS1 actually. Before I knew it my mum was at the door watching me with my face pressed hard against the wooden door. That day changed my life for good. The way dad flogged my enemy was mad. I am responsible today because of that event to the point you can do it in my presence and I won't even care.

Niwdog:
My mum caught me having sex in the parlour
My elder sister caught me having sex at the backyard with same girl
My neighbor (lady) caught me having sex with a girl in an uncompleted building during school period

Them use sex do you

I brought a girl home when I was in ss3 and she caught her in my wardrobe.. She came home earlier than usual from work and out of urgency, I told the girl to hide in my wardrobe. Like she knew I was up to something, she came to my room and went straight to the wardrobe. Opened it and gbam!

Her calm reaction that day still shocks me till today. She just greeted the girl. Asked her why she's hiding, took the clothes she wanted to wash and left.

We (the girl and I) both stood there in silence for more than 30 minutes

Sniffing and wearing a female panties, meanwhile, she had been by the door throughout.

makydebbie:


Handkerchief also.

I’m certain you’ve cooked beans in that microwave too

BTW

95% of the comments so far are all from male monikers but you see that 5% from female monikers, y’all are the realest I love y’all

Kelvin30286063:
I brought a girl home when I was in ss3 and she caught her in my wardrobe.. She came home earlier than usual from work and out of urgency, I told the girl to hide in my wardrobe. Like she knew I was up to something, she came to my room and went straight to the wardrobe. Opened it and gham!

Her calm reaction that say still shocks me till today. She just greeted the girl. Asked her why she's hiding, took the clothes she wanted to wash and left.

We (the girl and I) both stood there in silence for more than 30 minutes

una no know say mumsies be spirit?
Dem dey watch u both for physical n spiritual.
U no fit hide!

Smoking

BuddhaPalm:

So you didn't know which brothel she worked in
God forgive me.

lwkmd.

what do you mean!? say Im mama na olosho.
common stop it

Lolabisi007s:
Playing with myself she just looked at me and I saw the look on her face she was disappointed in me I apologize to her and promise won’t repeat such ever again

Why should your mum be angry that you were playing with yourself? Don't lie against her biko.


Please which kind play were u playing again

IDFWU:

I’m certain you’ve cooked beans in that microwave too

BTW

95% of the comments so far are all from male monikers but you see that 5% from female monikers, y’all are the realest I love y’all

I've cooked indomie.
Didn't turn out great tho.
Thanks dear.

Badgers14:


Mmmm.. if you dont mind me asking.. seriously, what was the intention of the microwaving?? I mean is it supposed to do anything special?

Just curious

It was wet, I wanted it dry.

My parents caught me with a POOLS ticket.
She reported me to my dad and I got beaten with horse-whip but my dad secretly checked the POOLS result that Saturday and discovered that it won for me N20,000 as far back to 1985.
He told my mother about it and they used part of it to buy a plot on which they built a small house at Aviele in Etsako LGA of Edo State the other part ended up in a lost bet.

The day they collected the money, my father secretly asked how I got the games that won what to them was a fortune then, and I told them that I and a friend Lawal who is a Prof. now, bought it from a source in Southampton, England. My dad paid for the next order and even borrowed money to stake heavily on it but unfortunately, it only drew two of the three games sent to him. He had to run out of town from those he owed money!

damn,till now am still disappointed in myself,my mom caught me wanky one evening like that,I forgot to lock my door..i collect advice die...

Xclusiveme:
Very interesting topic.
She caught me naked masturbating

Really? Where in Lagos are you? I have an important message for you. Lol.

was in primary 5. i wrote love letter and she caught me. she was laughing and
read it out in front of everyone in my compound. i wished the floor opened
and swallowed me

stupid question

Inserting stride of broom in my younger brothers pennis while he was sleep, then I do it to myself too, most times with super glue pins then, the beating pass make dem burn person alive that day.

makydebbie:


I've cooked indomie.
Didn't turn out great tho.
Thanks dear.

I knew it! no way you haven’t cooked with it
Oh a profile pic in NL? and the realest wasn’t a mistake after all
Random guess it’s you in the center, if I’m right, no more bra warming, handkerchief drying and noodles cooking in the microwave

Caliphas55:
she Saw a used condom in my room

Gbam !!

Awoleesu:

Just wondering why she was there too...





And, you know... Why that "little secret" still stands?

She was passing by while I was entering

fergie001:
I was around 17/18 then....watching porn in the dead of the night in my room, not locked...during the days of VCD. Remember the name: "The Aphrodisiac".

I was with the two remotes incase, around 1am...she was going to ease herself, entered the room....I was trying to change the channel...didn't know I was increasing the volume.

She just looked away, sighed....and went on. Never spoke about it, I felt I betrayed her. Didn't do it again.

#InsideLife

U SURE SAY (DIDN'T DO OT AGAIN)

.. stealing her money from her purse.




smoking mat, those wooden like ones. the beating isn't funny




changing the grades in my report card.. she was going to report to the school authority. omoh you go fear begging na

IDFWU:

I knew it! no way you haven’t cooked with it
Oh a profile pic in NL? and the realest wasn’t a mistake after all
Random guess it’s you in the center, if I’m right, no more bra warming, handkerchief drying and noodles cooking in the microwave

Oh I cooked the indomie like three weeks ago, I've even fried egg with the microwave lol.

Hahahaha, that's me.

Imoksp:


Really? Where in Lagos are you? I have an important message for you. Lol.

Ikorodu why?

Gee64:
My parents caught me with a POOLS ticket.
She reported me to my dad and I got beaten with horse-whip but my dad secretly checked the POOLS result that Saturday and discovered that it won for me N20,000 as far back to 1985.
He told my mother about it and they used part of it to buy a plot on which they built a small house at Aviele in Etsako LGA of Edo State the other part ended up in a lost bet.

The day they collected the money, my father secretly asked how I got the games that won what to them was a fortune then, and I told them that I and a friend Lawal who is a Prof. now, bought it from a source in Southampton, England. My dad paid for the next order and even borrowed money to stake heavily on it but unfortunately, it only drew two of the three games sent to him. He had to run out of town from those he owed money!

This will pass for a movie

makydebbie:


Oh I cooked the indomie like three weeks ago, I've even fried egg with the microwave lol.

Hahahaha, that's me.

Did you just say fry egg How possible is that How did you flip the egg

Adeoludt:
Tt

How much will you sell this space?

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Lol... What brought that thought? You wan kill germs ba? Mad ooo! Lol

Papanwamaikpe:
She was passing by while I was entering

OK.

You no Papa too would have been curious....