You don't need that long list

Those "movies" are utter crap.

They've bad actors, bad scripts, bad screenplay, bad cinematography, bad lighting, bad sound effects, bad audio, bad editing, bad effects, bad direction, bad production, bad distribution, bad locations....bad bad bad

They are definitely improving. I have seen some great Nigerian movies on Netflix.
But the bad ones are just so dumb.

Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

..its possible.. they are highly trained.. more like commandos

The Behind carvings n modern hairstyles on the actors and actresses, modern tattoos on them while on set of an epic drama...

Moto dey always jam person in Nigerian movies.

There was one I watched, somebody knocked on d door the guy that opened the door had beards, when they showed them in d room the beards had disappeared.

Countless times u will see the Microphone on top of the screen.

Watching a Nigerian movie u have to hold the remote in one hand cos one minute u can't hear what's being said, next minute they are shouting..

If u timed a Nigerian movie 5minutes won't pass without somebody shouting or quarreling or arguing.... noise everywhere.

Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

You obviously didn't get the point, Hollywood we know is not real but they make you believe and I don't agree with you that the soldiers don't get shot too. They take bullets too but you see them fight on thru pains. Nollywood is trying but then some of the production is like they're producing for primary school kids, very unreasonable. There's this movie where an eagle snatched a child from the parent's hands, like seriously??

Clicked:
Everyone bashing Naija movies but before we started watching oyinbo film na wetin everybody dey watch oo.

You be indomie generation? In the 80s and 90s Indian and Chinese movies takes the day after popular American movies. This are what we know growing up.

Madam your food taste nice!

She replies of course, don't you know I'm a good cooker! No na microwave you for be lol.

oblaak:

It’s like most people in the world cannot differentiate between ‘their and there’. Please try to read up

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Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

Especially that Novin..
How come she killed Lashou that beat up McAlister

Robbery scene with better gun battle o buh passerby still dey watch..

victorazyvictor:


Face front?

Oga, Answer simple question or has ur reasoning failed u?

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

That ghost making a phone call must be a Yoruba man!

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

WHO CARES WHY?!
It's a freaking FREE country!

While I am not the biggest fan of Nollywood myself, the GREAT thing about this world and life is that with almost 8 billion unique humans comes almost 8 billion individual tastes. Rather than forming childish intellectual snobbery and writing silly dissertations, watch whatever you like and leave those who like Nollywood movies to do so.
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Onyekachi419:
Their's this Nigerian movie that I watched, the starting was cool till the ghost said he is tied of fetching firewood and he was breathing heavily.


"The yoruba" movies you watch in cinema does it contain only yoruba actors

bia nne, this braid wey u carry for head so seh e no dey heavy u ni?

I stopped watching when I could hear the director saying “action” “it’s your turn”

Stopped watching when I could see the mic and the director’s shadow

Stopped watching when I could see passerby’s hanging around

Stopped watching when the background music is so loud and one can barely hear the actors.

sharpwriter:


Hahaha... Where do you guys see all these movies... Me dey watch nollywood wella, but only experienced mild fvck ups, not as crazy as these ones you're mentioning.. Lolz

They rush to do their movies.. if u watch out for their mistakes u won't miss any..

Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

Thank God You dont subtitle for them. It would have been worse

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hekkyboi:

bia nne, this braid wey u carry for head so seh e no dey heavy u ni?

Na wig is removable

Onyekachi419:
Na wig is removable

Phew! wat a relief but nne u fine o! as in very cute

simplepee:
Very funny people with their silly mistakes and errors . But







I will never stop watching. If not for anything but for the morals and good lessons. Hollywood don't teach us that.


Bollywood is still my best though

Which morals? I almost took you serious, then I saw Bollywood.
All the people I have come across that are fund of African magic and Zeeworld dey one kind.

hekkyboi:

Phew! wat a relief but nne u fine o! as in very cute

Thanks

SenorFax:

Seems you've never watched the conjuring, yeah, ghost do knock sometimes

I have watched all the conjuring movies bro....
bt this particular Nollyhood movie, the ghost was knocking at the door, and was equally saying "whoooo iiis thereeee"!! in a frightening way thou ....lolx

sharpwriter:


Lol... What's the title?

i Hardly Remember Titles Of Nigerian Mother and The Cast For The Movies Are Popular but Can't Remember Their Names

If na for Nollywood matter, e don tire person.
Abeg where all those CV designers

I'm Nigerian movies, the culprits don't close the door at the final scene whenever they will be arrested by police

KrazyDave16:


You do know they employ the services of specialists (in this case one with military experience) so these scenes are based from real life experiences the specialist went through or has seen... And such scenarios happen and have you ever watched videos of those that trained with the marines take down people armed, even to the teeth? Your comment shows you haven't.

Also being under heavy fire doesn't mean you must be hit even by a stray (common rookie mentality) provided you got good cover and not everyone has excellent reaction time, even if you're aiming a Glock on someone with a knife, if your reaction time is poor, the person with the knife will cut you down.

is there such video on YouTube?

Nostradamus:
is there such video on YouTube?

There's the search option, use it

chiiraq802:

I have watched all the conjuring movies bro....
bt this particular Nollyhood movie, the ghost was knocking at the door, and was equally saying "whoooo iiis thereeee"!! in a frightening way thou ....lolx

Mehn, that's hilarious

neweraomo:
you are very ignorant about foreign movies I can tell,don't you know Merlin is a true life story of a legendary wizard ,u don't know anything

True life story my foot