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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Oghenerobo2002(m): 10:20am On Mar 05, 2020
Just my 2nd day at my work place, she came to my office n told me she saw me in her dreams even before I resumed the office. I was tormented by her for almost a month before she finally gave up
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 05, 2020
I may not remember how she did it but all i know is that i dodged those bullets coming from her mouth.*What a sigh of relief*

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Darevofpeace(m): 11:20am On Mar 05, 2020
It was in the year 2012 while in 300L.

She was in same department and same level with me.

We were waiting for our lecturer when she started a conversation.

"Ayobami, I had been watching you since 100L and I do like you so much.If were to be a girl can ask a guy out,I would ask you out"

For the first time in my life,I was dumbfounded.

The reason was that her boyfriend was in same level and department with me and he was within some metres while she was talking.

I also had a girlfriend in the same department way back.

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by OluwasureGig: 11:33am On Mar 05, 2020
two weeks ago in church, sat beside this fair girl; didn't look more than 20yrs of age to me. got bored and decided to do some things with my phone. she requested to see the phone almost immediately I brought it out because apparently, she liked the font and the look of the phone. after going through my gallery she dialed her number on my phone and saved mine on hers. she had even started requesting to come visit me that same Sunday of which I turned her down telling her I'm always busy from Sunday to Sunday




fast forward thirty minutes to an hour time when church had dismissed and I was chilling at home; a call came into my phone and it turned out to be this same girl. brethren in the lord, do you know the first thing/ question this girl asked me?























DO YOU LOVE ME?




I died

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Venuz: 12:04pm On Mar 05, 2020
Nigerian girls only shoot shot when they feel you have money.

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kiddllc: 12:16pm On Mar 05, 2020
Lool.. back then my girl called me that she wanted me (i graduated before her) so i went visiting. I was fvcking my girl so hard all through the night in a friends apartment while he was away and she was moaning so loud in ecstasy. Meanwhile this other foolish neighbor of who was eyeing my babe ( so she told me) was also with his babe and his room was close to mine. I guess he was fvking at the same time but i was high on all types of sh1t and their own room became quiet while i was only preparing my girl for what's to come buy eating her juicy punna out like a wolf & later fvcking her punna for over an hour. When morning came and my girl left for classes i went to my corner at the back of the house smoking my kush when i overheard her telling her friend like.. babes all these guys smoking weed can fvck oo. She said she couldn't sleep while i was fvcking my girl and her lazy guy was fast snoring while she had to touch herself to climax cheesy

After my weed and expo i went to the parlour (was a shared flat of 3 rooms) She quickly came with her friend and both acting all funny. I was minding my biz playing poker by myself. Out of know where this girl just jumped out like "did u call me" with her phone in hand... i got the code and invited them both to join me. They obliged before i even finished asking. The she did the thing with her phone again cheesy I ignored her then her guy came and qhen he saw us all laughing and playing he became red eyed.. called her inside and i heard arguments but she still came right back. I had to leave that day so on my way back to base this girl and her friend still tailed me while my friend was seeing me off.. I told him about it and we joked until these girls took a corner and i was surprised to see them on the same road later while i was waiting to board to Benin. No dulling.. told my guy to chill i walked over no long talk. Just told her to give me her digits which she quickly typed on my 3310 with her eyes full of expectations and flashed hers... The rest is history

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kiddllc: 12:22pm On Mar 05, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:
Just my 2nd day at my work place, she came to my office n told me she saw me in her dreams even before I resumed the office. I was tormented by her for almost a month before she finally gave up
Chai.. u get luck oo she's probably those seers. U for hear am grin

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Oghenerobo2002(m): 12:39pm On Mar 05, 2020
Kiddllc:

Chai.. u get luck oo she's probably those seers. U for hear am grin
Hahahaha, truth be say, she no be my spec and office parole no dey make sense

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 12:39pm On Mar 05, 2020
grossintel:
She likes you, but she's not sure you're financially ready to be with her, I like her type anyway.
You are a wizard bro. I'm broke and she knows that I'm broke. You're 100% right

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 12:45pm On Mar 05, 2020
Omar09:


Nope. Maybe I'm missing something here.
Yeah. Funny how she doesn't want to date me but don't want me dating another girl. So you get it now.
BTW do you know me like offline?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by JayReeMai(m): 1:08pm On Mar 05, 2020
I'm not sure if mine fits here.

One time, I was going for lectures with my friend, came across this lady staring from afar, I stared back. When we came in close contact, she told me hi and I replied 'hey hello' with a smile, next thing she said 'you just forgot me all these while' within seconds I became dumbfounded and couldn't mutter anything because that's my first time seeing her or talking to her. I told her politely you're mistaking me for someone else, she said not really and was finding it hard to recall where we've met before. Then she told me 'nevermind' and walked away, I wanted to go after her and clarify things and probably get her number but I had lectures and am too lazy to run after ladies.

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Omar09(m): 1:13pm On Mar 05, 2020
fattprince:

Yeah. Funny how she doesn't want to date me but don't want me dating another girl. So you get it now.
BTW do you know me like offline?

Nah I don't.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 1:19pm On Mar 05, 2020
Kingsteve:
If for some reason, you just want to be frustrated...
Try chatting with the average naija girl, especially those ones that think they're fine.
You know...God's gift to mankind.

Boring and unimaginative at best!
Absolute disaster!

A few good ones dey.
This one keeps invading my inbox with steady Hi and Kk. Me I give as good as I get

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 1:22pm On Mar 05, 2020
crownedrookie:

This one keeps invading my inbox with steady Hi and Kk. Me I give as good as I get

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 1:25pm On Mar 05, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


How are they boring? Highlight those instances if you could.



Imo, if it's the usual "what did you eat today?" from a guy, I'd expect the girl's response to be unimaginative and boring. Idk. However, only few guys have been able to break the norm and interest a woman, hence prompting their imaginative side.
Hanty you girls should go and sleep with your boring asses. The average Nigerian girl doesnt read, isnt imaginative or curious and so can't hold a conversation worth shitt. "Hmmm" "nothing" "yeah" "kk" and wait for it.... "lolzzz" is the extent of their vocab. Me I've mastered it to an art now. You enter my inbox to be boring, we'll bore the fvck outta each other. U can't send me "hi" and expect me to become Klint d drunk. That's some pussy boy shit.

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by galadima77(m): 1:29pm On Mar 05, 2020
Kingsteve:
If for some reason, you just want to be frustrated...
Try chatting with the average naija girl, especially those ones that think they're fine.
You know...God's gift to mankind.

Boring and unimaginative at best!
Absolute disaster!

A few good ones dey.

Very few of them are actually intelligent enough to hold a conversation...

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 1:33pm On Mar 05, 2020
galadima77:


Very few of them are actually intelligent enough to hold a conversations...
Definitely!
No doubt!
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 1:56pm On Mar 05, 2020
Okay so to reply topic. One weird one offline and one online.
Online: It was late 2016. Local man was on fresh boy mode, a bit of youthful exuberance still day the body so I was stunting on the 'book lmao. Fun outings, dope outfits, dreads, earring, timberlands, fake fake chains everywhere you know the drill cool. I gt a message from one of these 'Itz' youngsters. 'Hi'. I'm like hello?
She: I miss you
Me: Do you know me how can u miss someone you don't know
She: Is it a bad thing if I miss you
Me: No its not
She: I'm going offline. Call me
Me: OK.
Two days later
She: You didn't call me
Me: Were you being serious?
She: Yes
Me: Call you with which number
She: My number
Me: OK.
About 12 hours later
Daddy pls call me na I love you...

And so the madness went on... I eventually called her though. That opened a chapter so messed up and hilarious it probably will be going in a diary if I ever made one.
Offline:
It was early 2017. Local man was looked even doper and in P.H 'Barney's don't joke with a good looking/rugged guy. So me and my dude TFlips were taking one of our usual evening stroll to get cake and hollandia from our usual stop when from nowhere I see two girls standing right in our path. Literally from no where, I didn't see them coming, never seen them before in my life either. (I just moved out of that area). I side stepped to get by them, the fatter girl sidestepped and blocked me. Sidestepped again, same thing. I'm like huh....where are you going?
She: Wherever you are going....
WTF
Me: Laughs nervously... And where am I going?
She: Anywhere, I don't know but I will follow you.
Sweet Robert Mugabe, this girl has gone mad.
My guy was a full fledged 'guyman' unlike me who only switches on that persona when I have to, being mainly introverted, so he fell in and we strolled together. Girl told me she and her friend have been observing me and my guys for a while.
That was the beginning of my short lived Nelly nightmare. As soon as I step foot into my old hood she is all over me. Sometimes I come and hear from like 5 random people who I'm not even friends with that Nelly has been asking my whereabouts. I MIGHT have banged her cos i dont mind fat girls all that much but the legs for fvcks sakes!!! Calling them yams would be a serious insult to yams. Plus her crew had the fvck girl crew reputation back then, couldn't dirty my rep by making her the only girl I publicly ran with in that hood. Had to call her one day and tell her she was seriously embarrassing me.
(Heard she joined runs-as usual- later and became part of the small girl big God crew though).
Fun fact: about 2 years later I saw her number with my sis and decided to chat her up just for old times sake, if u see this one forming up and down. I jejely ended my chat and killed myself with laughter. Toto wey I no gree chop free dey form for me. Wetin Jesus no go see on the road to calvary cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by DanDeeBoss(m): 2:23pm On Mar 05, 2020
crownedrookie:

This one keeps invading my inbox with steady Hi and Kk. Me I give as good as I get
I hate chatting with some ladies on FB coz of that( I don't send messages to random ladies)..... I have few ladies whose convo go well with mine though
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Astark: 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2020
Darevofpeace:
It was in the year 2012 while in 300L.

She was in same department and same level with me.

We were waiting for our lecturer when she started a conversation.

"Ayobami, I had been watching you since 100L and I do like you so much.If were to be a girl can ask a guy out,I would ask you out"

For the first time in my life,I was dumbfounded.

The reason was that her boyfriend was in same level and department with me and he was within some metres while she was talking.

I also had a girlfriend in the same department way back.
so what happened next?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Darevofpeace(m): 4:20pm On Mar 05, 2020
Astark:
so what happened next?

I just walked away without a word becos I was already high up in cloud 7.

I never knew such experience could happen to me being a kool headed and reserved dude.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 5:31pm On Mar 05, 2020
Omar09:


Nah I don't.
Okay. Cos I wanna stay faceless

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by LordShiva97(m): 5:44pm On Mar 05, 2020
fattprince:
Well a girl came to buy goods at my shop one December. I've been seeing her and I kind of find her attractive. So she bought the stuff and there was no change. I asked her to come back and she came back later. But because I wanted to see her again I told her no change yet but she said she wanted to go buy something so I gave her money she went to buy whatever she wanted to buy and gave me my balance. So I said " oh, I had change I just wanted you to come back so I can see you" she didn't say anything she just left. 10 minutes later boom she came back and just sat there. I was like you want to buy another thing she said "no, I just came to keep your company" a girl I've never spoken to before that day. And she said she has never seen me before. We are very good friends now sha and it's over a year. Though she said she doesn't like me for date but will discourage me from dating any girl. Just recently she called me to know where I was I told her I traveled to see my girl. She said God punish my girlfriend. I asked her why, she said because I never told her I had a girlfriend. Funny right?.

Really funny.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by onwuakpachris(m): 7:12pm On Mar 05, 2020
no b small thing...
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by onwuakpachris(m): 7:20pm On Mar 05, 2020
girls don fire me shots die..so where do I even start from sef?..OK..back in scl..a girl once intentionally bumped into me on d road one night like that...then stopped..started laughing..waiting 4 me 2 start up a Convo wit her...a girl once greeted me inside a bank..waited 4 me outside..saw me walk pass her..then asked me "u are d guy I greeted inside right?..b4 nko?..a girl once saw me standing outside a shop..then asked me.." are u waiting 4 me?"..I didn't evn know her before o..a girl once saw me inside d scl registration hall sorting out my documents..walked up to me nd asked me"do u need any help?"...a girl once saw me on d road nd asked me "re u (she just mentioned one random name like that)'s brother?....can't mention olla d shots here.. them too many abeg..but how can I forget d most courageous of them all..she was my neighbour back den in scl.. came into my room one night to watch telemundo as usual..then later seriously asked me "don't u even av a girlfriend sef?I can be ur girl if u want me to o...if u know how handsome u are eh..u do b d one forming 4 girls sef".....naija girls dey shoot very funny shots die..cus they not used to it..they always at d receiving end of shots..lol

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 9:52pm On Mar 05, 2020
crackkhaus:

1. Lmao.. if you're attracted to him, it would linger.. lol cheesy
No wonder gamers keep getting away with selling you ladies a pipe dream and you keep falling for it.

2. Well I don't know if this qualifies as shooting a shot, perhaps because from my angle I'm used to ladies needing my help for something and I don't read any meaning into it...not direct enough.
Anyway, that's your example.

I think the best shots should be both direct and subtle at the same time - not too creepy (like my example), yet not too vague (like your example) tongue

Which brings me to this experience...

So I was staying at a hotel for a few days, ran into a lady at the bar when I was relaxing one evening. She was also lodged there, and we got talking...nothing in-depth though, just basic conversation with no hints or clues from her end. We exchanged room numbers during the chat but this is also basic when you're discussing the hotel service & trying to compare floors and rooms. We went our separate ways. The next morning, my intercom rang out and I expected it would be reception going about their usual routine but it was the lady from the previous night and she asked if I could help her out with her ankle-chain because her extra long nails were getting in the way, she explained she didn't know anyone else she could ask.. blehhhhhhh, lol... I got the message cheesy
I should tell you though, I didn't go there with the mind that she was already into me - yes, I got the message but it still wasn't clear enough..anyone can need help.

Long story short, by the time I had helped her put the chain on her ankles and came back up to standing position, the next thing she blurted out while looking straight into my eyes was 'I like you'... not thank you, not I'm grateful, just a simple I like you... And the rest is history gringrin

If you can correctly guess what my response to that statement was, then I would finally believe you're really a 6ft tall belle with fresh laps which men call out for while driving past you cheesy

To the bold, in my defence, we are emotional creatures. wink

Now your response. Tricky but basic. Since the green light is bright and bubbly in that situation, I'd say you dove into the promised land straight away.

However, based on instinct, I'd say you rejected the advance?? undecided don't ask me why I think you did. I'm not an expert at shooting shots.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Meedon: 10:07pm On Mar 05, 2020
She told me that she didn't sleep last night and i asked her why?

She said she was thinking of someone.




Guess who she was thinking of me

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Parrie(m): 10:08pm On Mar 05, 2020
I was sick, so i couldn't go 2 school for 2 weeks. after the 2 weeks i went back 2 school, as soon as i got inside the classroom a girl dat neva spoke 2 me bfor ran from her sit and gave me a hug in front of the whole class, as an introvert i was shocked and dumbfounded, i couldn't speak for 3 mins and the whole class were cheering us.when i finally got 2 my sit, my guys were like is dat gal ur babe? i said no, dat i have neva spoke 2 her bfor,my guys started gisting me of how the gal was asking everybody in class 4 my address so she could cum visit me. after school hour she waited 4 me outside de gate just to walk me home.the rest is history.

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by crackkhaus: 10:59pm On Mar 05, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


To the bold, in my defence, we are emotional creatures. wink

Now your response. Tricky but basic. Since the green light is bright and bubbly in that situation, I'd say you dove into the promised land straight away.

However, based on instinct, I'd say you rejected the advance?? undecided don't ask me why I think you did. I'm not an expert at shooting shots.
Hahaha, bright and bubbly...perfect choice of words.cheesy

No I didn't reject her advance (I was single and she was hot as fvck), I also did not dive straight into the promised land straight away...well at least not for another week..lol

After she said that to me, my response to her using my most seductive face was.. "okay, good. So what are we gonna do about it?" gringrin

Again, the rest is history... cool

BTW, I noticed what you did there... Providing me with two answers so you don't come off as wrong either way...

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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 11:12pm On Mar 05, 2020
Kingsteve:


The monosyllabic responses such as: k, lol and of course, taking eternity to reply to a message, even after the guy must have put in a lot of effort.

I dunno, it seems you lot think it's some sort of achievement being unresponsive and unimaginative.





God forbid rubbish!


In most cases, fault originate from both parties.

Don't get me wrong. There are ladies who are unimaginative, but the direction a conversation goes depends on where the guy is taking it to. I got tired of a particular guy always asking after me and what I've eaten every single day that I called him out. He laughed about it and the direction of our conversations took a new turn. He still asks how I am every now and then but it doesn't headline our chats.

Mind you, replying with abbreviations doesn't indicate boring. Some are inopportune to chat expressively with you sometimes, have developed the habit from days of 2go, while, some may be because the guy isn't a great conversationalist, either.

Some guys have even mastered how to wove through conversations that women look forward to their chats of matching them with for wit.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 11:20pm On Mar 05, 2020
crackkhaus:

Hahaha, bright and bubbly...perfect choice of words.cheesy

No I didn't reject her advance (I was single and she was hot as fvck), I also did not dive straight into the promised land straight away...well at least not for another week..lol

After she said that to me, my response to her using my most seductive face was.. "okay, good. So what are we gonna do about it?" gringrin

Again, the rest is history... cool

BTW, I noticed what you did there... Providing me with two answers so you don't come off as wrong either way...


I try


And no, I didn't provide you with two answers. I surveyed the situation and found a logic question lurking behind. On a normal, it's expected the man will take advantage of the situation, but for you to posit it as a question to guess what your action was, I had to deflect from the normal.

And I was right, albeit partially. cheesy grin (I always knew I was smart)

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