Mine was when our entire SS3 class was give 2 weeks suspension 3weeks to our Weac exams. We were yet to complete our practical classes in Chemistry and Physics, So I had to join my friends in there school without registration, so as to cover up before Weac exams. Few teachers that knew I attended O.G.S started questioning, I just told them I registered my Weac in their school. They didn't even bother checking their records, because they won't believe a 16yrs old can just buy school uniform and start attending classes without proper registration. Mad ooo

Carrying phone to school

My junior secondary was in army day secondary.
i came late to school one army man ask many of us to kneel down after few minutes some one run out from the crowd kneeling down and i joined him, the army man start to go after me i only survive because i run towards the stream

Mine was when I was sent out of the class by the principal who was also teaching a subject in my class. I don't know what came over me, I just threw a stone which landed on the board where the principal was teaching. Thank God it did not touch him. Nobody in my class agreed to know where the stone came from. I hail my class mates because they knew who threw the stone but refused to say it. It would have resulted in my instant expulsion. Infact the principal's cousin was in my class but he too did not say anything. I don't know why the solidarity but I think it's because I brilliant amongst them and the did not want say anything that would make me to be expelled.

Hmmm

Mine was the most dangerous thing to think of in this life. In my SS3, having read many adventure novels, we were influenced by the life of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

In a school that they do expel students for the least thing like talking or moving after the Angellus prayer by 6pm, the seminary. I didn't believe we did this crazy shit.


Having read the thrilling adventurers of Tom Sawyer, me and five of my mates decided to act Tom Sawyer from 12am when everywhere is dead silent.

The loud bang of the dormitory steel door suggested to us in our different hostels that it's time and we sneaked under the cover of darkness to converge under the great mango tree as predetermined.

Five foolish boys headed to "No man's land", a place that was used as cemetery to burry the missionary priest and now left inhabitable, maybe not for rodents and reptiles.

At last, we were at the dilapidated perimeter fence without being caught, it was now 12.30am and far away from our hostel. Our mission was to raid Fr. McIntosh's grave to look for the priest's golden rosary for legends suggests he was buried with it.

That was when it dawned on us we were playing expensive play so we decided to go back. The beam of Torch light flashing towards us nearly seperated our souls from our frail body.

Empato my friend had already passed out and the thought of expulsion lingered our mind.

Brethren, to cut the story short, it was our foolish companion who had told us earlier he wouldn't dare visit a cemetery at night that later came along.

We revived our comr. Who passed out and headed home. In the morning, I wrote in my diary, dr diary, you won't believe that I went to No man's land today by 12am. That was just one of our failed adventurers, I remember when after reading six detective stories, we decided to act like detectives to our Rector's room by 12am.

Gentlemen, though we succeeded without being caught, one of us was trapped inside and later caught at dawn. After bringing his parents, he was expelled. But we will always remain loyal to him because he didn't mention names.

Not even when we decided to act Jack Sparrow the Pirate.... Gent, I miss u guys. Ahoy shipmate, lala please pass me a bottle of rum.

I was in ss2 when 4 of my friends convinced me to join them in stealing exam question papers from the principals office..

We broke into his office, opened his locker with a master key.. Took the exam questions papers and Photocopied all with his copy machine... Then we returned the originals back to his locker.

We smashed the exams that year...

Till date it still remains the baddest thing I have ever done.


Three of those my friends are now yahoo Boys with baby mama's scattered all over lagos... While one is a pastor.


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Froshloaded:

When did you finish from Tasuess??
What set??

2011 you?

One morning after assembly,

we were rushing through the door that leads to our classes

There was this senior, a female with big boobs

I groped the breast very quickly with reckless abandon

I could see the shock on her face as she searched for who touched her but i was long gone

I ain't proud of it though but since we are sharing stuff

here you go

Tunero!.. Smh.. Few weeks to the completion of your SSCE, u scaled fense after night prep into senior girls hostel to see your love..

The news was all over..u broke record..and u were feeling like a Gee..

Shit happens

I be pastor for my school days..babes go collect my biro and always want me to come Rob body but taa I no do..I dey buy biro almost every week...got 2 ladies beefing on my matter, na after graduation I com dey hear gist

My experience in secondary school Back then in Nnssph I used to use a bush path at the back of the school fence to navigate at the dead of the night between Aso Rock and senior Dorm to do one or two Box Terrorism and Locker shopping . And of course to dodge one assembly .


It was dangerous cuz the Bush has all sorts of snakes and insects it’s a miracle I never got bitten once moving around at those times.

1: Kept sharp pointed standing pencil under Mercy's nyash.
Punishment: Two weeks suspension.

2. Was caught in our school uncompleted collecting mouth (doggy) first term SS3, but na my mate so I just call am to come collect him share.

3. Bought Bacchus wine and made the girls in boarding house to have a taste. Haaa! That day no be small things o.
Punishment: De-boarding

Left school one morning without permission to go for a little walk. Maths class got boring.

Told the guy at the gate we were going to get some materials/specimen for "biology practical". We told him we were basically going to hunt toads. It was the rainy season so he believed us. And... off we went.

Before we knew it, we were walking in the bush. About 10-15 of us. Still in uniform. Some had folded their trousers and sleeves by then. We were away for about 4-5 hours.

But we realized we had to call off our little "trip" when we discovered something unpalatable deep in the bush- a human skull- possibly a child's. It was pretty small.

One of us suggested that we took it back to school and showed the biology teacher...

I wonder what that fool was on and if he really thought about the consequences if we had as much as picked up that thing. Or if we had we had taken it back to the school premises, the stir it would have caused or how the authorities would have dealt with us.

I still remember that day like it was yesterday. Find myself sometimes musing over how that child's skull got there... It's crazy.

Remember when I was reported to the school authority for lighting up a paper rolled into a shape of cigarette..


By the way, it was December, so some pupils brought matches and some locally made "bangers" to school that year....in the spirit of the fun, we rolled papers into cigarette shapes, lit them up and into our mouths, forming badt guys...lol


Then bang!! Some pupils I think a perfect out of jealousy reported us to the principal.


To cut the long story, we were suspended for two weeks after inviting our parents to school

For those two weeks, we were told to be in school but not allowed into the classroom or school premises, we were outside the school gate doing manual labor

I will never forget that experience!

my friends and I dressed like ghosts to disrupt girls' hotel because one girl turned my friend down . the whole girls hotel scattered as they believed we are real ghosts but matter changed hand when man o war in the school start to chase us ..come and see ghost running .lols

I did plenty dangerous things in school

Where will I start from? My good old FGC Minna days... Fixing tootpaste on sleeping mates eyes, skipping classes to just hang out in the bush, fell from a mango tree and almost died - I lied in the sick bay that I was hit by a bike so they don't have to tell my parents who were far away in Lagos. Hunted wild crabs and fish just for fun... The list is countless... After leaving that school I wished I could go back for more adventures.

I drank gin and smoke weed with some boys during school hour. Our English teacher com dey look for me to take some note as class prefect wey i be. I hid and cover myself Adam like Adam because i was so high.

Mamadmama01:

2011 you?

Omo, You should be married now..
2016

[quote author=Ausrichie post=87376293]Highest we did jump fence, steal from our housemaster, looking into staff quarters to see the unseeable, stealing stove from girls hostel nothing much sha.

[I guess you are one of these our corrupt politicians

Froshloaded:

Omo, You should be married now..
2016

Haha bad guy. Naija no gree me o

Mamadmama01:

No wonder the last time I gave him a lift he was humble like oshiomole I was like is this not the man wey dey shakara that time

That means you are currently in ijebu
Do you know any Sosanya bukunmi

Jumped fence multiple times to buy bread and beans

Offpoint:
When I impregnated my Economics teacher

Linus

whitebeard:
Carrying phone to school

That's also an offence?

That stuff was allowed in my school. Don't just get caught using it in class. That's all.

Mamadmama01:

Haha bad guy. Naija no gree me o

Don't worry, you will get married before this year runs out, just make sure you mail me the invite

Chasing after girls

Leaving before closing time to go play PlayStation.

Mamadmama01:

I am not in ijebu. It was when I came for Xmas. I only know sosanya jide

Wow
Jide is bukunmi younger brother

My school and another school had a quiz competition. My school was leading until the principal of the contending school cheated and they won. The morning after, I singly went to his school and confronted him. He legit threatened to beat me and even called out all his staff and students to face me

One of my friend lived on a tree for a week, he was wanted my some seniors. My guy did not return to the school after that term.