Tloc:


Dear friend if you have read all the mentioned books and across the genres, you have accumulated wisdom of a quarter of a century in that short stay at the seminary.

im allergic to smell of library

Cheryph200:
Bleep while class is on and no one notice except my stupid friends... Fummi is married now shaaa. Old days

Funmi ko Funsho Williams ni

DaddyMorenike:
I finished in one of the fgc's. One werey day, i scaled fence to the female hostel during jss3 extension. I told some set of girls in class I would come visiting during the day.
As I enter there, omo Na so so nipppple. I had a boner all through. After too much pressing n nonsense, "Mrs Ranti is coming " someone exclaimed! I couldn't get out, I just had to sleep on one bunk n pretend as a female. na so I push my small yansh outside like woman. My heart was beating af! The werey porter got to my side and said" ewo bi obirin shey'n sun bi aja" meaning: see as woman dey sleep like dog. Laugh almost kill me for there.
I stayed there till early morning with my small stiff preq.
Funny thing is I still keep contact with all those girls that day. All of them are married with great children.

This sounds like fedgo

...

olenime:

This sounds like fedgo

Lmao!!!!!!! Lips sealed.

In 2003 while in SS2, Left school with some friends from Ketu to go play Play station in Oshodi. To cut long story short, game house was bursted and all students on uniforms arrested. First and last time of writing statement with tears. Cos if papa and mama get to know na wahala. If school get to know anoda wahala. Lass lass naija police released me after dropping 5h wey remain my hand. Had to trek from Oshodi to mile12. Got home late and still collected cane from Pman.

Beedude:
In 2003 while in SS2, Left school with some friends from Ketu to go play Play station in Oshodi. To cut long story short, game house was bursted and all students on uniforms arrested. First and last time of writing statement with tears. Cos if papa and mama get to know na wahala. If school get to know anoda wahala. Lass lass naija police released me after dropping 5h wey remain my hand. Had to trek from Oshodi to mile12. Got home late and still collected cane from Pman.

Mamadmama01:

Babes no too dey back then. The school just upgrade ni. I dey even see the field now anytime I enter ijb

Babes plenty for my set oo

Mehn secondary’ school days mad o shay na girls mehn I press breast tire that time Na only 7 or 10 boys day class and like 15 or 20 girls some guys repeat ,Na so one guy (0ginni)go day beg me say make I show am how to they press girls way the girls no go complain lol mehn no be small thing ,I sha day show the guy but the girls no day gree for am ,most of those girls don marry now ...back then for ss1 we day play one touch Na so one teacher call us me ,Matthew ,micheal ,segun and Samuel say make we come help her carry load from her car to her office and school don close for that day as we carry the load finish na so we steal one juice � we no even know say the teach see us we drink the juice finish on Monday like this Na so the teacher go tell one male teacher like mehn no b small thing o ..the male teacher just enter class e just say the juice stand up lol omo we look ourselves like watin day happen the teacher just point 5 of us say make we come outside thank God say the male teacher no tell other students watin we do or steal e just carry us go him office tell us say make we provide one chivita each ...mehn Na so we provide am the next day mehn government school mad gan .....e get one time way we comot for school during lecture time go play ps2 we go comot our school shirt so oni ile no go know say we be student although some day know them go just pretend mehn we do and undo things back then ...for ss3 the only thing way we no do na Bleep inside school we day press girls day finger them day go each other house to eat ,party and lot more but we really had fun I mean my set and most especially my class

chegbe1104:
Mine was when I was sent out of the class by the principal who was also teaching a subject in my class. I don't know what came over me, I just threw a stone which landed on the board where the principal was teaching. Thank God it did not touch him. Nobody in my class agreed to know where the stone came from. I hail my class mates because they knew who threw the stone but refused to say it. It would have resulted in my instant expulsion. Infact the principal's cousin was in my class but he too did not say anything. I don't know why the solidarity but I think it's because I brilliant amongst them and the did not want say anything that would make me to be expelled.

U no go kill person with lie guy

laughitall:
lazyman

Its not lazy oh..
Me I dont want make my papa carry the anger say I no dey gree read book add to say I dey embarrassing him.

Na murder for remain.

mansakhalifa:


Why the fuss

It's just a communication gadget?

They are just joyless people in that school.

they didn't want us to record their blunders, as it could effect the school reputation

Possiblegee:
Mehn secondary’ school days mad o shay na girls mehn I press breast tire that time Na only 7 or 10 boys day class and like 15 or 20 girls some guys repeat ...back then for ss1 we day play one touch Na so one teacher call us me ,Matthew ,micheal ,segun and Samuel say make we come help her carry load from her car to her office and school don close for that day as we carry the load finish na so we steal one juice � we no even know say the teach see us we drink the juice finish on Monday like this Na so the teacher go tell one male teacher like mehn no b small thing o ..the male teacher just enter class e just say the juice stand up lol omo we look ourselves like watin day happen the teacher just point 5 of us say make we come outside thank God say the male teacher no tell other students watin we do or steal e just carry us go him office tell us say make we provide one chivita each ...mehn Na so we provide am the next day mehn government school mad gan .....e get one time way we comot for school during lecture time go play ps2 we go comot our school shirt so oni ile no go know say we be student although some day know them go just pretend mehn we do and undo things back then

D juice

I remember accusing my teacher of dating a class mate then
The accusation was said openly, so the guy man wanted to punish me openly but for where, I disagree and only accepted to kneel down in the staff room
When I came into the staff room the whole teachers were like is it you? Ha! And he is so quiet

U kill person

gibsonwales:
Do you really wanna know the most dangerous thing I did in secondary school ? My friend and I committed a crime that could have landed us in prison for years. May be we'll still be in prison till date

Nor be small laugh I don laugh today ....I attended an all girls boarding school and I be one of the most obedient student....always calm not like I don't know the devils perpetuating evils but I was loyal to my fellow students when I graduated from that school and my sister entered, that girl spoilt my white sheet, that babe na disaster OLMHS 2010

I was a good guy but due to peer pressure, I left school with two friends during play break. We went to one of the guys home through the rear end of school.

While on the way, my heart was pounding out of fear of being caught. My fears came true when at the last bend to my friend's home, non other than the discipline master was approaching from the opposite direction. I started panicking but my friends asked me to act cool. The man stopped us and asked why we were in our uniforms outside school during school period? The friend told the man we were hungry and decided to go get food from home.

On a normal day we could have faced severe punishment, but somehow the discipline master let us go. Maybe because we didn't have any bad records, and seemed like good guys.

While at my friends house we ate food and watched some TV, before returning to school for the afternoon classes.

I never repeated that move till graduation.

Dunsin2020:
U kill person

Nah, we didn't

...

Mine is too dangerous to share

Sheuns:
Back then in IJ FGC Lagos, we used to scale fence at the back of JS1 hostel.
There was this night there was massive scaling. What we scaled mostly to do was buy bread, egg and noodles from one Mai Shai at Iyana Era.

This very night was my first time scaling, a friend asked me to help him get noodles and eggs on my way back. On getting there, I met quite a number of my colleagues waiting and eating already, we ignored each other sha, to avoid suspicion from people that we’re students. I sha waited till it was my turn, it was already very late when my turn reached, every other student had left, leaving just me and another friend that we went together, we bought our stuff and those of my friend in school.

Around 11:30 we left the Mai Shai to go back, my mind wan cut, what if dem catch us? I sha do strong mind dey bounce dey go on a lonely dark street. As we approached the point of entry (fence) I noticed broken bottles scattered on the ground and some slippers, I looked back and around; wetin happen for here, these things weren’t here before na. What that meant was Obtainers don chase guys o, Obatainers! Ah! If dem catch me lasan na gbege o.
Obtainers was a term we used to refer to local louts then (area boys), they can spot a student easily. We hastened our steps and got to the point, sharply in two steps I reached the top of the fence and jumped back in, i landed awkwardly and sprained my ankle, omo it’s better to break leg than get caught and expelled.

On entering we saw flashlights pointing towards our direction, we dodged in a nearby bush. When the coast was clear we went to our hostels; as we reach my friends were surprised to see me, I was like; “wetin happen”, they replied: “dem no catch you, they talk say dem don catch u na”, I said who, they replied “Obtainers “. I told them I saw signs of scuffles but I didn’t see any Obtainers. They made me realize that they chased some students and even caught some, some fought back but were overpowered.

That was my first but not my last. Boarding school was fun mhen. I enjoyed it wella.

See life oo... so you went to FGC Ijanikin..... that’s my alma mata

When i arranged for one senior who flogged me during assembly ground..My friends took him to an unknown destination n beat the hell out of him.. He latter discovered that i was the one that set him up n he reported me to the school principal.. All thanks to my uncle who stood firm that i was not expel from... I letter caught him again when he came to my home town for his higher education... He started begging, i spare him at last

I challenged the principal

whitebeard:
Carrying phone to school

of all dangerous thing ..



You no go get liver be that

kenny714433:


It's very true. But I thank God my school library was equipped with millions of ancient and modern literature, history, enclopedia, and all kinds of books you can think of, all thanks to the Irish missionaries.

The whites sees books as gold and thanks to the seminary for protecting those books. It's now that I realize I can never have access to such fountain of knowledge, the seminary library.

It was there I read books that I can never find elsewhere in this country or maybe continent(Lol exergerating) books like Prester John, Ceasar d Bello Gallico, Vergil Annied, Story of the Amulet, Don Quixote, Wanderings of Marco Polo, Round the World in 80 days, Journey to centre of the Earth, King Solomon's mine, Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Little men, little women, in fact all the ancient books of adventure, hidden wisdom, magic, sorcerer, Catholicism, devil and demons, Holy Spirit, Mystery, history, science and math. All these books are very old and ancient, probably the very first edition.

But today I can't have access to them anymore and time wouldn't even permit me read novels again.

U won't believe I discovered an app via Twitter. It's called "any books". When I downloaded it, I was nonplussed to find dope adventure books I read in my days of little cares. Scrolling through the books, the vibes returned again and I dived into one of dem. Sh1t took me two weeks to finish. That's what I would finish in a day and a night. Time has flown and man's getting older now. We would soon pass away and then our kids would continue. Life. Thumbs up bro

chegbe1104:
Mine was when I was sent out of the class by the principal who was also teaching a subject in my class. I don't know what came over me, I just threw a stone which landed on the board where the principal was teaching. Thank God it did not touch him. Nobody in my class agreed to know where the stone came from. I hail my class mates because they knew who threw the stone but refused to say it. It would have resulted in my instant expulsion. Infact the principal's cousin was in my class but he too did not say anything. I don't know why the solidarity but I think it's because I brilliant amongst them and the did not want say anything that would make me to be expelled.

.. For my school then . That thing was like our class code. Someone does something Like that , everyone takes the fall . Lol everyone had each others back. You snitch lasan. Omoh we go fvck you up ni oo .



Class was cool then ,even girls follow cooperate

laughitall:
im allergic to smell of library

Na dem be this.

Nobody here went to Paraclete college

Darkseid:
I was always a good boy in school, and even the senior prefect but once in a while men head dey touch.
I remember the day our PHE teacher flogged everyone including people like me that was quiet and left one girl. The anger wasn't because of the cane but because he spared the girl, so after school I joined the bad boys and we went to the place where he normally packs his car and punctured his four tyres with nails. The pain I saw in the man's eyes that evening brought joy to my heart.
His oversabi was just too much and we don dey count am from JSS1 to SS3, we just couldn't leave without treating his fukk up.

This one sweet me.

DavidEsq:

Na dem be this.

dem wha?

Mine was back in jogs95/01set, in my ss3 we used to have compulsory lessons after 2 o'clock.. So this very day we were singing all we are saying....No more lesson.. Na so one physic teacher ginger us n went on his way.... We continued n everyone converged in front of my class SS3 Green.
Then the principal rallied some teachers and they came.. So everyone ran to their separate classes... Meanwhile I went into my class..
Na so principal and some teachers enter class and asked those who were outside singing be picked out. Na so one idiot(son of Mr Quadri mentioned my name).
I come pick dem 3 Quadris too n some other guys sha...
Well we were marched out of d sch n told to bring our parents..
Next day I didn't go to sch n went to the town's library... And 3days later I heard the Quadris were back in sch... Anyways na so I go sch back n nothing happened...
The second one was on this particular day.. We went to ikangba to swim but it was school hours n as we reach d river na him we see one man wey Sabi one of us tayo awobajo...
Chaii no be small flogging that day but those that were already swimming ran away leaving their clothes, na so d man go school go inform shc management, dem come carry sch bus go.. Meanwhile me after chopping some flogging with stick cut from a bush tree.. I Don go one of our guy house for ikangba estate to inform d rest of what happened.. Later one of my guy joined us there telling us that the school bus came.. Omo we wait till 4pm before we begin Waka go our separate houses

I did many bad things.. I once used my school fees to buy Nintendo game boy.. Thank God I was not expelled at d end, because I never completed dat fee, up till date.