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"He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 12:50pm On Mar 22, 2020
About 5yrs ago when I was doing my Trainee program in a Construction Company in Delta...A Matured (7yrs older)lady asked me to be her boyfriend, it was my first time of being toasted by a lady...I was over the moon...
So...After a week we started fucking...Mehn...Matured ladies can Bleep for Africa...One particular day while I was in her room at night sleeping after sex...She woke me up her man (Rig Worker)is coming to spend a night in her one room self con...with us...That I should pretend to be her cousin, then told me the names of her siblings in case he asked...I agreed ( wetin concerned me...free Bleep I dey Bleep..I thought in my mind..)..
Behold the guy came by 10pm...I greeted him as if I was his "girlfriend Cousin)...He was do happy to meet me..asked me some questions about schools and etc..I answered...
After everything he now started discussing with my "Cousin" I.e my girlfriend..then I slept off..In the middle of the night I was hearing people moaning, then later screaming...I had to peep with one eye and the same Time pretending to snore...This guys was hammering my Girlfriend (cousin)..Shit I was impressed...
In the morning, the guy was about to leave...The idiot ( nice guy) sent me 50k via money transfer for my school stuffs...and my "Cousin Sister" 100k...I thanked him..called him uncle..( my thoughts...Stupid idiot) ...And He left...
Immediately, He left...I climped my girlfriend ("Cousin Sister)...with that position he was fucking her...she was screaming....I was proud of myself...We ended the relationship after my training program...And she is married to another guy now, we still chat sometime
Lesson learnt...
1.A hoe is a hoe... People rarely change..
2.Stop all cousins, village brother or any other person from visiting your girl when you are not around...they are might likely be fucking partners
3.Always peep when people are fucking, you might learn one or two skills...

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Olanrefront3355(m): 12:53pm On Mar 22, 2020
grin

Your number 2 "supposed" lesson...

How can you contain something like that? Does it even make sense to you?

"Stop "family" from visiting kwa? "

What do I know sef

grin
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Nobody: 12:56pm On Mar 22, 2020
LMAO...nice one...except the part where u say all cousins should be stopped...a hoe will do it secretly and you won't know...there's not much u can do about a hoe who wants to get laid

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by ipobarethieves: 1:04pm On Mar 22, 2020
undecided undecided a matured 7 years old LADY undecided sad.Keep lying to yourself
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 1:04pm On Mar 22, 2020
Olanrefront3355:
grin

Your number 2 "supposed" lesson...

How can you contain something like that? Does it even make sense to you?

"Stop "family" from visiting kwa? "

What do I know sef

grin

Guy...She is older than me with 7yrs...Do u expect me to take her very serious or marry her
Only siblings can visit bro...
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 1:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
ipobarethieves:
undecided undecided a matured 7 years old LADY undecided sad.Keep lying to yourself
7yrs older than me...typo

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 1:06pm On Mar 22, 2020
DominusPrime:
LMAO...nice one...except the part where u say all cousins should be stopped...a hoe will do it secretly and you won't know...there's not much u can do about a hoe who wants to get laid
At least try stop the ones you fit stop...
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Nobody: 1:11pm On Mar 22, 2020
gbami:
At least try stop the ones you fit stop...
Yeah...but if na olosho, why bother at all? If u have to force a person to be faithful then you are dating yourself
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 1:17pm On Mar 22, 2020
DominusPrime:

Yeah...but if na olosho, why bother at all? If u have to force a person to be faithful then you are dating yourself
Can't argue with that.
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by MayorOlohLo1(m): 1:18pm On Mar 22, 2020
Hahaha i laugh heartily at the amount of cunning and effrontery this ladies have. Imagine introducing to her man the boy who just bleeped the living shit out of her as her Cousin. The lie was so carefully calculated and well told that the young man profited 50k from the deceived lover. I can bet she even shared out of her cut of 100k with u sir. I duff my hat brotha. The great Ubunja was right all along.

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Kalatium(m): 1:31pm On Mar 22, 2020
Hahaha I am impressed

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by sexylassie2(f): 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2020
You don't get it

She was using you for sex..while also doing her runs...she had no future with you...

You think you are smart but she is more smarter.

Anyway no green light no approach... Haha (she approached you first, she had her plans already)

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 1:56pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:
You don't get it

She was using you for sex..while also doing her runs...she had no future with you...

You think you are smart but she is more smarter.

Anyway no green light no approach... Haha
Wetin concern me... Using me for sex, i was having fun throughout the period I was fucking her..Wetin concern me...I was burnt by ladies long time ago...so...My own is to Bleep and move on...Thank God I benefited from it...50k...I was balling that period.

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by sexylassie2(f): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
gbami:

Wetin concern me... Using me for sex, i was having fun throughout the period I was fucking her..Wetin concern me...I was burnt by ladies long time ago...so...My own is to Bleep and move on...Thank God I benefited from it...50k...I was balling that period.

you think she wasnt enjoying the sex too...lol

nobody lost in this game, the game worked well but it seems you love her that is why you are ranting.

reality is you dont cry over spilled milk..so why are you crying, you loved her..lol

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Nobody: 2:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


you think she wasnt enjoying the sex too...lol

nobody losted in this game, the game worked well but it seems you love her that is why you are ranting.

reality is you dont cry over spilled milk..so why are you crying, you loved her..lol

You saw it as crying? Funny. I saw it as sharing a learning experience.

If he 'loved' her, he will still be playing along while somebody is climbing her? Now that he has seen the true nature of women, I doubt that the op will ever fall for the scam called love.

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 2:19pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


you think she wasnt enjoying the sex too...lol

nobody losted in this game, the game worked well but it seems you love her that is why you are ranting.

reality is you dont cry over spilled milk..so why are you crying, you loved her..lol
Women...See how sad you sound...And dear it is not a game...So no loser, no winner...
Love a woman that's 7yrs older than me?.That fvcks other guys? Wash Your Brain..That the problem with ladies...Not rational at all, just want to find stupid argument....Dear...I was in the relationship to fvck, she also..
Guys will understand better...

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


You saw it as crying? Funny. I saw it as sharing a learning experience.

If he 'loved' her, he will still be playing along while somebody is climbing her? Now that he has seen the true nature of women, I doubt that the op will ever fall for the scam called love.
Thank You... Simple experience of a 28yrs old boy with 35yrs old lady...

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Kingsteve(m): 2:24pm On Mar 22, 2020
hmmm...
That was quite erotic!
embarassed

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Nobody: 2:25pm On Mar 22, 2020
gbami:
About 5yrs ago when I was doing my Trainee program in a Construction Company in Delta...A Matured (7yrs older)lady asked me to be her boyfriend, it was my first time of being toasted by a lady...I was over the moon...
So...After a week we started fucking...Mehn...Matured ladies can Bleep for Africa...One particular day while I was in her room at night sleeping after sex...She woke me up her man (Rig Worker)is coming to spend a night in her one room self con...with us...That I should pretend to be her cousin, then told me the names of her siblings in case he asked...I agreed ( wetin concerned me...free Bleep I dey Bleep..I thought in my mind..)..
Behold the guy came by 10pm...I greeted him as if I was his "girlfriend Cousin)...He was do happy to meet me..asked me some questions about schools and etc..I answered...
After everything he now started discussing with my "Cousin" I.e my girlfriend..then I slept off..In the middle of the night I was hearing people moaning, then later screaming...I had to peep with one eye and the same Time pretending to snore...This guys was hammering my Girlfriend (cousin)..Shit I was impressed...
In the morning, the guy was about to leave...The idiot ( nice guy) sent me 50k via money transfer for my school stuffs...and my "Cousin Sister" 100k...I thanked him..called him uncle..( my thoughts...Stupid idiot) ...And He left...
Immediately, He left...I climped my girlfriend ("Cousin Sister)...with that position he was fucking her...she was screaming....I was proud of myself...We ended the relationship after my training program...And she is married to another guy now, we still chat sometime
Lesson learnt...
1.A hoe is a hoe... People rarely change..
2.Stop all cousins, village brother or any other person from visiting your girl when you are not around...they are might likely be fucking partners
3.Always peep when people are fucking, you might learn one or two skills...



Very funny man

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by sexylassie2(f): 2:47pm On Mar 22, 2020
gbami:

Women...See how sad you sound...And dear it is not a game...So no loser, no winner...
Love a woman that's 7yrs older than me?.That fvcks other guys? Wash Your Brain..That the problem with ladies...Not rational at all, just want to find stupid argument....Dear...I was in the relationship to fvck, she also..
Guys will understand better...

dude, it is long gone. you bleeped each other both of you enjoyed the sex, you both made money....you both moved on,,so i dont see any fuse except you just want to abuse women and called them hoes
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 2:49pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


dude, it is long gone. you bleeped each other both of you enjoyed the sex, you both made money....you both moved on,,so i dont see any fuse except you just want to abuse women and called them hoes
...I just want to educate people dear...

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by jasman1: 2:57pm On Mar 22, 2020
Really funny guy! He didn't add you might also be caught while peeping. The story might be true though, some girls are like that. A lot to learn there. Thanks

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Clinghton: 3:02pm On Mar 22, 2020
Very funny and educative.



Pray make someone else no play a smarter one on you.
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by Sparrow0: 3:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


dude, it is long gone. you bleeped each other both of you enjoyed the sex, you both made money....you both moved on,,so i dont see any fuse except you just want to abuse women and called them hoes
First you said he was in love, now you saying he just want to abuse women girl what's up? Why not stick to one?
Dude just shared his experience and dash out free advice and you're seeing it otherwise. Smh

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by gbami(m): 3:07pm On Mar 22, 2020
Clinghton:
Very funny and educative.



Pray make someone else no play a smarter one on you.

It might be happening in another form o...I won't know..most Naija ladies are scary...
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by crackkhaus: 3:09pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


you think she wasnt enjoying the sex too...lol

nobody losted in this game, the game worked well but it seems you love her that is why you are ranting.

reality is you dont cry over spilled milk..so why are you crying, you loved her..lol

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by proclinician: 3:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


you think she wasnt enjoying the sex too...lol

nobody losted in this game, the game worked well but it seems you love her that is why you are ranting.

reality is you dont cry over spilled milk..so why are you crying, you loved her..lol

Nobody losted indeed.

Pathetic... Things i read on the internet.

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by sexylassie2(f): 3:24pm On Mar 22, 2020
proclinician:


Nobody losted indeed.

Pathetic... Things i read on the internet.

na to dey check grammar wey person fit correct anytime na em be your problem....na wa ooh, kiddo
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by proclinician: 3:28pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


na to dey check grammar wey person fit correct anytime na em be your problem....na wa ooh, kiddo

Lol. Don't insult the king pls. Enjoy ur day.
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by DenreleDave(m): 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2020
Thanks.. I learnt from lesson 3. I will be peeping now

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Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by sexylassie2(f): 3:33pm On Mar 22, 2020
proclinician:


Lol. Don't insult the king pls. Enjoy ur day.

you mean king of trash....person dey form king for nairaland.. so it has come to that...have a nice day.
Re: "He Is My Cousin Brother" She Said by proclinician: 3:35pm On Mar 22, 2020
sexylassie2:


you mean king of trash....person dey form king for nairaland.. so it has come to that...have a nice day.

Haha

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