₦airaland Forum

JAOS:
scheme of the devil

coolestofall:
If you no dey careful, na coronavirus you go quarantine with. You no know wetin those kind girls they carry self. This is the period self service is bae.

CAPSLOCKED:
USE THAT 10K TO SUBSCRIBE YOUR PHONE, GET A HAND SANITIZER, 2 CRATES OF CHEAP BEER LIKE TROPHY OR TURBO KING, AND STAY ALIVE!

stupidity:
lets be honest you’ll get to that point where you’ll need someone around. Not just sex.

Sex should be a bonus.

stupidity:
Good morning everybody!!!

It’s so sad my actions and activities has been cut short by this pandemic.

Last last na 2020 Toyota Corolla I go take do thanksgiving if we survive.

From today I’m guessing movement will be restricted. Do you want a girl to quarantine with you?

It’s quite simple. All those girls on your WhatsApp list you are talking to, start scoping all of them. One of them must fall.

Reasons why you must get at least one girl to agree to come stay with you;

1. 1 out of every 3 girls is homeless. She has a home but she doesn’t have a specific home. She’s everywhere. She can easily carry her bag and return home three months later. Even the home she returned to is not her real home.

2. There’s hunger!!! And women loves free food. Which woman nor go gree come chill with you for this quarantine period? Tell me lemme tear her slap for lying.

3. Nigerian women are one h0rny barstards. Just watch how the bold ones will start coming out to talk about how they miss sex already.

4. Most women are scared of being alone. This pandemic made it worse, some are really scared and won’t like to be alone.


So, that’s it my brother, go through your WhatsApp and do the trick. The real men can as well go out in the street. Let’s be our sisters keepers.

Here’s where the 10k comes in. Now this is for the guys out there that are still hustling and don’t have much. Anyhow just try get 10k to 50k and buy food stocks.

For the rich ones, ask someone to send you account number so you’ll bless him or her, they’ll need it this period. I’m not rich o, nor reason am


Before I forget, i did not ask you to go scope woman and keep her at home for fvck o!!


This is the right time to share your inner thoughts with someone, discuss something worthy, you can as well do skills, write, do something productive.


I will mark this day, nine months time and I see a single lady with a baby, we know what happened.


Weed smokers like me don’t have problems. Once we are in that “cloudbase”, nothing else matters , no fears and no condemnation.

So my nighas!! Go out now and conquer souls for quarantine union!!! I await testimonies. Hopefully some of you will eventually get married after the bad wind is gone.

Ma go cook!! It’s eating and sleeping season. Don’t fvck, I repeat, don’t fvck!!

ashawopikin:
already tried it, it worked!!

stupidity:
Good morning everybody!!!

It’s so sad my actions and activities has been cut short by this pandemic.

Last last na 2020 Toyota Corolla I go take do thanksgiving if we survive.

From today I’m guessing movement will be restricted. Do you want a girl to quarantine with you?

It’s quite simple. All those girls on your WhatsApp list you are talking to, start scoping all of them. One of them must fall.

Reasons why you must get at least one girl to agree to come stay with you;

1. 1 out of every 3 girls is homeless. She has a home but she doesn’t have a specific home. She’s everywhere. She can easily carry her bag and return home three months later. Even the home she returned to is not her real home.

2. There’s hunger!!! And women loves free food. Which woman nor go gree come chill with you for this quarantine period? Tell me lemme tear her slap for lying.

3. Nigerian women are one h0rny barstards. Just watch how the bold ones will start coming out to talk about how they miss sex already.

4. Most women are scared of being alone. This pandemic made it worse, some are really scared and won’t like to be alone.


So, that’s it my brother, go through your WhatsApp and do the trick. The real men can as well go out in the street. Let’s be our sisters keepers.

Here’s where the 10k comes in. Now this is for the guys out there that are still hustling and don’t have much. Anyhow just try get 10k to 50k and buy food stocks.

For the rich ones, ask someone to send you account number so you’ll bless him or her, they’ll need it this period. I’m not rich o, nor reason am


Before I forget, i did not ask you to go scope woman and keep her at home for fvck o!!


This is the right time to share your inner thoughts with someone, discuss something worthy, you can as well do skills, write, do something productive.


I will mark this day, nine months time and I see a single lady with a baby, we know what happened.


Weed smokers like me don’t have problems. Once we are in that “cloudbase”, nothing else matters , no fears and no condemnation.

So my nighas!! Go out now and conquer souls for quarantine union!!! I await testimonies. Hopefully some of you will eventually get married after the bad wind is gone.

Ma go cook!! It’s eating and sleeping season. Don’t fvck, I repeat, don’t fvck!!

stupidity:
theres a brother here with a testimony already!! #stand up my friend, let them see you#





Just like that o, a brother is already quarantined and enjoying it.