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Kingarthur21:
They have secured the ring,that is what matters...his di¢k belongs to her so she can handle it how she wants it,but before marriage there was no guarantee..as a man my body belongs to my wife so if she wakes me up for sex at 3am,i will oblige...if she loves sex way too much that it is within my power to satisfy her and she has hiven me hints of cheating i will investigate it.

Most of the things people will likely complain of during dating they will not complain during marriage.

The only contradiction is in your imagination. My stance is ,women who want to get ultimate satisfaction sexually deserve it and should go for it but i advise to secure the ring you should not display too much prowess...a man's checklist for marriage a woman has to tick is very high(for a high value man). I know what i am saying,not just from my own experience but most guys i have encountered. A lady may tick all the wife material criteria but just one sexual escapade of five years back will make him scared even if that was a long time and she has changed and both of you have forgotten it(men never forget).
That time you lied to your dad eight years back that school has not yet vacated and you ended up squatting with your bf and having marathon sex with him for days is enough for him not to feel the need to marry you in the present. Sure,he will not dump you for it or stop loving you,the relationship will continue smoothly but be sure he is not visiting your parents

You are right.

funmisticqueen2:
wow!!

Wonders shall never end.

I think I now know who the one minute men are by this thread.

It is well!!

funmi get a sleep, if ur guy can't make u cum, use dil.do or masturbate n sleep. be claiming one minute man, when u don't even know who I am.
if u see someone drowning in doubts, isn't experienced people that would clear ur doubts.
why lamenting about fake orgasm when real orgasms happens only if u know how to take utrself there. Your orgasm is in ur hand.

Joystark:
Lol.
Dude you've killed me.

My dear the thing tire me o. The day fear catch me na the day I decided to withdraw my dick and she was still shouting. I com dey wonder whether na party we dey do. ie weda we dey 2 dey Bleep her.

zexy2030:
funmi get a sleep, if ur guy can't make u cum, use dil.do or masturbate n sleep. be claiming one minute man, when u don't even know who I am.
if u see someone drowning in doubts, isn't experienced people that would clear ur doubts.
why lamenting about fake orgasm when real orgasms happens only if u know how to take utrself there. Your orgasm is in ur hand.

if you can deliver then you don't need to shout.

I am talking about the guy justbehave who can't just behave himself. He first tries to PM me, when that doesn't work, he proceeded to insult me and my boyfriend.

In the opening post, I directed a question to leadies, but men are answering. No be fight, abeg. It is well. We cool?

funmisticqueen2:
if you can deliver then you don't need to shout.

I am talking about the guy justbehave who can't just behave himself. He first tries to PM me, when that doesn't work, he proceeded to insult me and my boyfriend.

In the opening post, I directed a question to leadies, but men are answering. No be fight, abeg. It is well. We cool?

I pmed you so that you can have a taste of what it feels like to cum during sex because after reading your rants,I concluded that your man is lacking in his duty.The pm is still open. Offer closes by mid night today. Nonsense.

Most Women fake almost everythin

Justbehave:
She should have asked politely like you said but No,men got to take the blame.

. You turn A thread that was meant to educate women on bedroom dynamics to bashing ring. Are you really a grown up man or mama thank you? When will you be a man?

Jaubdu:
. You turn A thread that was meant to educate women on bedroom dynamics to bashing ring. Are you really a grown up man or mama thank you? When will you be a man?

If being a grown man is not being able to make my woman cum like you,I rather be a mama thank you.And hey, don't quote me again until you are able to make your woman cum. Thanks

Samfloxin:
Stop taking things even for ego... meanwhile, you are too small to be on nairaland, judging by your age.

lol.

Lightangel65:
So why no become a lesbian and Bleep your fellow ladies, why do you still stay with these men, isn't it because we are awesome

Why should I be rubbing clit with my fellow lady when the almighty gbola is very cheap?

funmisticqueen2:
this thread is not for fight.

If you see the op, I asked women a question, men came flocking. No be quarrel

Very interesting topic. Would have been educative too.I would have loved to contribute some info as a woman but I can see boxing gloves everywhere. I no fit fight abeg,so lemme just stick to reading comments.

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

. This energy is not necessary now..

Leave Virgins alone let them have non-sexual creativities
We are facing Coronavirus matter + Lockdown

Only the living have orgasm!!!

Let's defeat Coronavirus first!!!

funmisticqueen2:
no, it is not for him. He knows.

This thread is for the men who think they can get away with being terrible lovers by marrying virgins who have the highest expectations from men concerning sex. My boyfriend is not in that category.

Also women who encourage mediocrity in the bedroom by faking orgasms.

Congratulations
I am happy for you!!!

funmisticqueen2:
are you married, or in a relationship?

i am engaged

funmisticqueen2:
if you can deliver then you don't need to shout.

I am talking about the guy justbehave who can't just behave himself. He first tries to PM me, when that doesn't work, he proceeded to insult me and my boyfriend.

In the opening post, I directed a question to leadies, but men are answering. No be fight, abeg. It is well. We cool?

I like this version of Funmi

simplepee:
Why should I be rubbing clit with my fellow lady when the almighty gbola is very cheap?

That means you patronize male commercial sex workers ??

All these needless threads. Foolish OP.

Time to stop visiting this section. Spits.

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

Their orgasm their business.

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly, some become so good at Faking it, that they don't know good sex from bad sex anymore. Sex is now protocol, because your brains have learnt a bad habit

The number of dick way you don collect for your life ehn.
Sorry next time learn how to say NO

sassysure:
Sometimes or rather most times, mounting a man don't give one orgasm.

A woman get worked up mostly if she see her man is doing the right thing even though she mounted him.

Not the same as with men.
Men can chase orgasm alone without the input of the woman but it's not really possible that way for a woman. A lady who mounts you and bam, she is there without your input to propel her is a faker

oshe madam expert. I mite need ur help in sexlife

funmisticqueen2:
if you can deliver then you don't need to shout.

I am talking about the guy justbehave who can't just behave himself. He first tries to PM me, when that doesn't work, he proceeded to insult me and my boyfriend.

In the opening post, I directed a question to leadies, but men are answering. No be fight, abeg. It is well. We cool?

fumi, thank u 4 educating me

Lightangel65:
So why no become a lesbian and Bleep your fellow ladies, why do you still stay with these men, isn't it because we are awesome

The Swine will still follow men up and down when her rent expires, and food stuff finishes, and her Mary Kay products finishes but won't still admit to the fact that "Men are Awesome", ... I doubt she's even up to 18years.

MrBrownJay1:
how can a man become a better lover if A) babe doesnt say anything about the poor bedroom skill to the dude and B) she pretends that he is a great lover?!?!

faking an orgasm is beneficial to NOBODY, talk-less to a woman.





that one easy na.....
as you are banging her hard and she is moaning ooooh aaaaahh yeaaaah, just suddenly stop and see what happens. if she continues for 3 seconds to say oooh aaaah yeaaaaah before she realized that you've stopped, and then suddenly she keeps quiet, then you will know that she is just acting.

Thou art wise sir

Reichel99:
Too many gender wars on Nairaland, such a shame.

u r begging d question, ur gf want u to tell her what it takes for u 2have orgasm. she claims 99% women fake it. That means u too don't know what orgasm is all about. For me, I have seen women cum.

funmisticqueen2:
if you can deliver then you don't need to shout.

I am talking about the guy justbehave who can't just behave himself. He first tries to PM me, when that doesn't work, he proceeded to insult me and my boyfriend.

In the opening post, I directed a question to leadies, but men are answering. No be fight, abeg. It is well. We cool?

Anyone telling u on this forum that u don't need talk much, the Lady would testify, it is recommended that his lady should be on this forum to ascertain his prowess/skill in bed so she speak on his behalf to answer ur question on real/fake orgasm. As a guy, I have never fvcked any nairaland lady, she would have been here as I would pm to reply u without mentioning me, just for u to have appropriate self/body education. That's how it works.
Everybody with its own method of getting off but knowledge of anatomy has never failed.

peace...

sassysure:
Lazy u.

No wonder u want them on top.

Go and drink buruntashi and get strength

Any man of mine that will lie down looking at me while I'm sweating will get mistaken bite on his John thomas.
Shuuuuuu.

I didn't say I want them on top...I said if you're looking for an orgasm, get on top and do the work to get it.

Why are you people complaining?

eni4real:
That means you patronize male commercial sex workers ??

Lol I don't even need to pay a dime to get any. It's that cheap.

simplepee:
Lol I don't even need to pay a dime to get any. It's that cheap.

With that small things wey dey your chest abI? I no blame you ,I blame the simps lurking around those flat chest.

Justbehave:
With that small things wey dey your chest abI? I no blame you ,I blame the simps lurking around those flat chest.

I don't deal with pervs, good men look beyond boobs and ass. I get your time this morning

bamidelee:
The number of dick way you don collect for your life ehn.
Sorry next time learn how to say NO

lol!!

I know plenty virgins more sexually explicit than me.

Besides my knowledge as a scientist and health educator is what comes in useful to discuss in topics concerning the human body and human interactions like this

MrBrownJay1:
how can a man become a better lover if A) babe doesnt say anything about the poor bedroom skill to the dude and B) she pretends that he is a great lover?!?!

faking an orgasm is beneficial to NOBODY, talk-less to a woman.



that one easy na.....
as you are banging her hard and she is moaning ooooh aaaaahh yeaaaah, just suddenly stop and see what happens. if she continues for 3 seconds to say oooh aaaah yeaaaaah before she realized that you've stopped, and then suddenly she keeps quiet, then you will know that she is just acting.

Baba u sabi..