rex444:
thank you Mr heaven set already .....for judging, ur room in heaven is duplex standard..... no beg me for roasted yam when I dey hell ooo

Hell is not your place, Gods intention is for all men to be saved through the Lord Jesus through His death on the cross so all souls can live eternally.

Hell is a place of torment, a black night of infinite darkness. A minute in hell, you will curse the day you are born. Hell is horrible. The worms never die and fire never goes out.

That you may not go to hell was the reason Jesus die for you. Why not accepting him as your Lord and Saviour. He's waiting let Jesus come into your heart

Your dad might just be a friendly and social guy,you have a dirty mind, everything is not about sexx.

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koyyess:


You watch p0rn because you are ugly, broke and sex starved.

And when you watch p0rn, it reminds you of your own biography. How you were conceived in a brothel.

That you cannot rub shoulders with your mates abroad inventing stuff makes you a f@ggot and a negroe b1tch.

I hope I have cleared that out for you since you are that dense with your p0rn filled , unproductive rotten brain.

Run along before I drive you to suicide.

Ape

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Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Damn!!! Speechless......

IdioticNLmods:
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Bro stop giving out your useful energy to someone who's not worth it

Someone talking about inventory all the time, is here using redmi

People taking themselves higher than they've not dreamt to be

Bros leave am abeg and channel your energy to what's gonna give you more guap

CONTACTSAMSUNG:


Bro stop giving out your useful energy to someone who's not worth it

Someone talking about inventory all the time, is here using redmi

People taking themselves higher than they've not dreamt to be

Bros leave am abeg and channel your energy to what's gonna give you more guap

I got that mehn.. Thanks

@OP, you have been adopted.

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koyyess:


E pain am...truth is indeed bitter.

Next time, when you see the word 'baboon', don't be tempted to answer your middle name , you hear?

Ghetto baboon.

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Tired but not retired

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

Gkemz:
Your father is what i call a he-goat. Sorry to sound rude but I detest married men who cheat even in the presence of their wives or children. I see it as a slap on their faces.
To that kind of a father, I can't introduce my gf/fiancee/wife to because i don't trust him.

You need to confront him politely with respect, choose your words carefully so that he wouldn't see it as a confrontation or being disrespectful

I would be scared to be the woman you love

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Op can never stop greatness indeed

CONTACTSAMSUNG:


Bro stop giving out your useful energy to someone who's not worth it

Someone talking about inventory all the time, is here using redmi

People taking themselves higher than they've not dreamt to be

Bros leave am abeg and channel your energy to what's gonna give you more guap

Can you afford to give free redmi phones to your customers?

With all those nonsense stolen, refurbished phones in your hut store. Can you produce one of your own?

Rubbish.

Wait until you become a dad and let's see how faithfulness you gonna be

Like the first poster said " you can't stop greatness"

googi:
Thank you OP for this thread. Apart from a few uncivil distractions, it's been very interesting.

Thanks to Erediauwa too for the soccer analogy.

Madam, it has nothing to do with the mother or women. There is something about men when they start thinking with their dick. Many people blame the girlfriend or the wife. Men can love you to death and "something" might still catch their fancy. You cannot put a finger on it.
Be it the way the lady smiles, walk or say good morning sir.


The good part, it means the man is healthy

I thoroughly enjoyed the thread
The panic and admiration and horror all evident in the poster’s “voice”
...the way most of you guys are sticking up for their fellow man (defending their straying selves)
...the funny posts
Minus the annoying gender war by a couple of people here (I skip those though) and the boring preaching post and the humourless crass one? It has been a good thread
It gave me laughs

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Guy, you write better than the best. You're the greatest writer ever liveth

dad loves sexx

Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times.


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.

Geez! You are just something else

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

@ OP the solution is very simple, develop a crush for the same woman, go after her with all you've got and with all you can get from your dad

merahki:



I would be scared to be the woman you love

Why ? Are you the unfaithful type ?

Myself2:


Why ? Are you the unfaithful type ?

Not really.
But even the most faithful woman might cheat, just to breathe and not go crazy from stifling and heavy husbanding (I dunno how to describe this better).
Your post made me feel that you would be the type to alienate a partner from every male company...your relatives won’t be spared as you marry “your woman” (I picture you losing it as one of your brothers innocently taps your wife on the shoulder)...like you would be literally and figuratively breathing down her neck.
You “sound” like the jealous, suspicious and paranoid type, and some people would feel trapped in a scenario like that. You know that kind of man whose partner would secretly or openly wish would start cheating so that she can breathe?
My post is presumptuous and I am very likely to be wrong. So don’t be offended, I am just analyzing from what I read. You are free to say your own about me. No hard feelings/beef at all. Please no harm is meant here.
Cheers.

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

Let the man be and mind your fu...cking business!

Lamanii22:



I'm so sorry, what's the last two digits of your number?

Guy forget jare...I called thrice yesterday with my number showing. I didn't hide my number so call numbers that you refuse to pick yesterday

Lamanii22:




Lol... You used football terms to answer the OP... That's quite impressive...

That's called an 'analogy'.

Avoidable trouble, You can see that the lady in question didn't even like your father so leave the sleeping Lion

merahki:



Not really.
But even the most faithful woman might cheat, just to breathe and not go crazy from stifling and heavy husbanding (I dunno how to describe this better).
Your post made me feel that you would be the type to alienate a partner from every male company...your relatives won’t be spared as you marry “your woman” (I picture you losing it as one of your brothers innocently taps your wife on the shoulder)...like you would be literally and figuratively breathing down her neck.
You “sound” like the jealous, suspicious and paranoid type, and some people would feel trapped in a scenario like that. You know that kind of man whose partner would secretly or openly wish would start cheating so that she can breathe?
My post is presumptuous and I am very likely to be wrong. So don’t be offended, I am just analyzing from what I read. You are free to say your own about me. No hard feelings/beef at all. Please no harm is meant here.
Cheers.

All these outrageous preposterous assumptions about me just because I asked a harmless question ?
Now you need to take a chill pill. And don't be offended please, but honestly I think you got issues, security, trust and loyalty issues maybe, do a bit of introspection and you'll see it. However I sense you are the type that won't bottle up feelings so that's a good thing, just work on the other stuff okay.
I've been married now for 14 years and my wife says she got the last gentleman ( don't mind what we do here on nairaland, it's just a stage and we're all actors), my mother in law is late now, but before she died, I had very chum excellent relationship with her. Life is simple, just take it easy

If you are really prepared to be hated beyond measure by your very dad then you may poke nose into his intimate private affair. Otherwise mind your business your mum can easily settle things with your dad but you will be the one whose head will be used to break coconut. If I were you I will play dumb. Avoid battles you can't fight and win. A good child takes heed early.

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

Abeg allow the man to Bleep

Don’t destroy your parents marriage.
Your dad is old enough to know what’s right and wrong for him.

If you’re very close to your dad and both of you have good rapport. I will advise u joking tell him the way that lady responds to him is very unbecoming maybe he should mind the way he jokes with her.

Warning ⚠️ Never tell your mother anything that may destroy her relationship with her husband. The children are mostly at the receiving end.

Just a humble advice

Stay safe

lovinhubby2wife:


I'm just really surprised too, this place is now more of a comedy central. Nairaland has lost it

Whyteteeth, just keep calm we men sometimes do flirt occasionally with other ladies, it doesn't mean we are ready to cheat on our wives, NEVER!
It's just in our nature to do so occasionally, I wouldn't raise any dust just yet. I know you probably won't understand this very well until you're maybe 5-10years into your own marriage.

Just try and mingle more with married men, and you'll understand what I'm trying to say.
Trust me no man will ever cheat on his wife right under her nose, if your Dad wants to really cheat with these ladies, he wouldn't do it anywhere near home.

It's not easy been a man, like He suggested above, subtly admonish your mom positively without giving off any sign of this whole suspicion.

God bless your wisdom bro.