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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by AdorableAyo: 11:10am On Apr 14, 2020
Though it was anticipated with current rise in coro. But that chillness to the spine on how to cope for the 14 more days is unavoidable
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Jcael(m): 11:10am On Apr 14, 2020
tompat86:
The moment Baba disclosed the extension of lockdown, one of my neighbours called his wife to come and remove one out of the two meats she gave him for dinner.

Oh my goodness grin

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by LordReed(m): 11:10am On Apr 14, 2020

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Vulcan24(m): 11:10am On Apr 14, 2020
I remove all d bulb in d extra rooms and begin to shout at everybody to take their time o!

I no wan hear, this one has finish, that one has finish ..... I monitor the soup and meat, in short nobody does anything without telling me from now.

at night I look for my whistle and my weapon, parlour is my bedroom till further notice

too much robbery near my place.

This country has. activated my soldier life

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by frowland(m): 11:10am On Apr 14, 2020
Frajama:
If you are reading this, please do not turn a deaf ear. Since I opened acct on this forum I never knew that a day will come when I will do this. I lost my sis who has been taking care of my aged mother and other siblings last year. The responsibility is now on me and I have been taking good care of them until they extended this lockdown. Please, do not allow hunger to kill my aged mother. Please, share your food with me and God Almighty who is the husband of the widow will bless you in abundance. As you answer my cry for help, when you cry God Almighty will answer you too in Jesus name Amen.
Access bank 0042530170

Noted.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
It's two more weeks of staying at home with my wife. We've been married for a few months, so I'm not complaining. After the lockdown I'm heading back to the north east to work

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by xmanco42: 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
Ok
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by ACE1010: 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
SpecialAgent:
Well, everything is fine over here, people move about like covid no dey, prices of food are also stable.


And most important of all, I get loads of merchandise to sell, as we are the only ones having d product due to interstate lockdown( No new stuff coming in). But we got enough for 3 months sef .

Every body for town most buy from yours truly grin

Which state do you live?? Hunger dey Lagos...I want to relocate grin cheesy
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by AngelUhate: 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
Which kind life be this?

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Hafyz23(m): 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
I'm dead already.... Wetin we go dey chop
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by kingsvictor2: 11:11am On Apr 14, 2020
Chinenyebae:
Abeg good Samaritan should help me please. I need money to feed my blind mother. Please help me in this hard time biko. Any amount is not small, I don't know what else to do please come to our rescue



0118834103 gtb
your full name
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by IceColdVeins(m): 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
I no even watch the announcement.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Angelinastto(f): 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
tompat86:
The moment Baba disclosed the extension of lockdown, one of my neighbours called his wife to come and remove one out of the two meats she gave him for dinner.
Guy!!! grin grin
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by alexdebisi(m): 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
my account right now
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by idonhammer: 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
I am like,let the house party continue jare. After all my bedroom na my office.

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by addexx: 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
angry

Not again

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
Most of this next 14days will be fasting and prayer for me. May God help me. Because my food stuff can't last 5 days..
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by babseg(m): 11:12am On Apr 14, 2020
shocked

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by kings59: 11:13am On Apr 14, 2020
No more bag of pure water for me which sells for #150. I now boil my water using electric boiler, when it cools, i drink it.

Ogi/akamu is what i will be drinking from today with akara. It can stay in the tummy for at most 12 hours.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by hungvid20: 11:13am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:


You can message me privately for assistance.
Although I am not the one you asked to message you privately but
Please Sir, I am yet to have breakfast. I swear to you. I am very very hungry right now. Kindly help me with any amount. I will use paga. Please Sir/Ma.
God bless you
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by weareok(m): 11:13am On Apr 14, 2020
I know this is not right but things have been really hard lately..I really need financial assistance
2218341300
Zenith Bank
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by kovic7(m): 11:13am On Apr 14, 2020
someone help a brother. 0247211657. gtb. private schools teachers are really hearing it this hard times. Proprietors don't want to pay. please help

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Stevyne: 11:14am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:


You can message me privately for assistance.
Boss, Havnt eaten since morning.
No money
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by kingsvictor2: 11:14am On Apr 14, 2020
slimanyd:
All Thanks to Sairui mall E- commerce . God has been so so good . All i do is to open an online shop with them ,Buy products in there , And they sell it for me within 10-12 Days . And I request for my payment sent to my Nigerian Bank account.

Perhaps You also have some funds lying down in your accounts without using. Why not Chat me up via my digit below and i show you how its Done.

N.B- You aint me paying me a dime. Mine is just to guide you through there registeration process , And issue you a service center close to your location in any part of the world as its currently in over 81 countries of the world. So ,what are you still waiting for brethren .
Chat me up via my digit below and get started .

10 Days is enough to Show you The realness and Genuity In these E commerce . If after 10 Days And u dont Like it , I will personally pay you back your Registeration fee as your trading fee is accessible to you at the end of 10 Days . So, you've got nothing to loose bro and sister.

Am a chat away from and you can join my group aswell to communicate with other members across the world as these e commerce is international just like Alibaba , Konga ,kikun and the likes.


N.B

[b]Each time I listen to news on covid19 global pandemic, I get so worried for some people.

The Federal Government has extended the lockdown, which was supposed to end today, indefinitely.

I was speaking with a friend yesterday, he told me that he is not expecting salary this month from the organisation he works in. And it dawned on me that many organisations will find it difficult to pay workers this period. And no one knows when this whole thing will be over.

I'm not writing this piece to scare you but for you to have a good thoughts on what is going on now in Nigeria and also compare it with other countries that have been in lockdown for months.

The major questions are: If this lockdown should last for months, will your present bank account balance carry you through? What will become of the economy after the lockdown? Will the organisation you work for be able to continue paying you your present salary?

Most time when we talk about Sairui, some people think we talk about it because of the bonus we get paid when we register new person.No,It goes beyond that.

It's about you having an alternative source of income that pays you even when you're in lockdown at home, it's about you working with your smart phone to make money that some organisations will not be able to pay even without covid19 pandemic, its about you getting connected to an Industry of e-commerce which is not affected by lockdown.

Some of us that painstakingly took this opportunity are all smiling today because we get bank alerts even while we are in lockdown.

Will covid19 ever affect Sairui? No, because sairui is an online business. The staff can work from anywhere. The staff work 247 online to help for your buy and sells of your products. The only effect that the covid19 has on Sairui is that you will not be collecting your free products now because of the lockdown. But after the lockdown, you collect all your products.

Let's think about this[/b][/b]
congrats, hv u told ur papa and mama, ur siblings and cousins about it? Pls try and do so ur family will gain from it

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by micflo28(m): 11:14am On Apr 14, 2020
bestabigaelever:
When my brother called that the lockdown has been extended, I nearly faint until I heard it doesn't affect osun state
If u see the way have been smiling anyhow
Bae call me 0.8.0.6.4.8.2.4.0.3.1
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by frowland(m): 11:14am On Apr 14, 2020
hungvid20:

Although I am not the one you asked to message you privately but
Please Sir, I am yet to have breakfast. I swear to you. I am very very hungry right now. Kindly help me with any amount. I will use paga. Please Sir/Ma.
God bless you

20..032..65394 Zenith Bank

You opened your account newly so am skeptical. Not that I don't believe you but that's how the world works. The other ones should have gotten their alart now. God will provide for you all.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:15am On Apr 14, 2020
Most of this next 14days will be fasting and prayer for me. May God help me. Because my food stuff can't last 5 days..

So if God put it in your mind.. This is my info. 2042661003 UBA. Joseph. E.O
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Hanz1: 11:16am On Apr 14, 2020
Eulalia:
I wasn't moved cos God has been my provider and my hope is built on nothing less, but on Jesus Christ. So no cause for alarm.

Normally, we teachers would have been on Easter break and some schools don't resume until April ending.
So....Jehovah gat my back wink

I like ur use of punctuation: 70/100 cheesy

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by xreal: 11:16am On Apr 14, 2020
I almost broke my radio while listening.


I had same feeling as Saraki towards Buhari.

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