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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by bestabigaelever(f): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2020
micflo28:
Bae call me 0.8.0.6.4.8.2.4.0.3.1
Why
Is everything okay?

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by joysparrow1(f): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2020
This country is something else after service no job and this lockdown how can one survive Please
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by IneedSugarMumy1(m): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2020
I weak

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Myer(m): 11:17am On Apr 14, 2020
slimanyd:
All Thanks to Sairui mall E- commerce . God has been so so good . All i do is to open an online shop with them ,Buy products in there , And they sell it for me within 10-12 Days . And I request for my payment sent to my Nigerian Bank account.

Perhaps You also have some funds lying down in your accounts without using. Why not Chat me up via my digit below and i show you how its Done.

N.B- You aint me paying me a dime. Mine is just to guide you through there registeration process , And issue you a service center close to your location in any part of the world as its currently in over 81 countries of the world. So ,what are you still waiting for brethren .
Chat me up via my digit below and get started .

10 Days is enough to Show you The realness and Genuity In these E commerce . If after 10 Days And u dont Like it , I will personally pay you back your Registeration fee as your trading fee is accessible to you at the end of 10 Days . So, you've got nothing to loose bro and sister.

Am a chat away from and you can join my group aswell to communicate with other members across the world as these e commerce is international just like Alibaba , Konga ,kikun and the likes.


N.B

Each time I listen to news on covid19 global pandemic, I get so worried for some people.

The Federal Government has extended the lockdown, which was supposed to end today, indefinitely.

I was speaking with a friend yesterday, he told me that he is not expecting salary this month from the organisation he works in. And it dawned on me that many organisations will find it difficult to pay workers this period. And no one knows when this whole thing will be over.

I'm not writing this piece to scare you but for you to have a good thoughts on what is going on now in Nigeria and also compare it with other countries that have been in lockdown for months.

The major questions are: If this lockdown should last for months, will your present bank account balance carry you through? What will become of the economy after the lockdown? Will the organisation you work for be able to continue paying you your present salary?

Most time when we talk about Sairui, some people think we talk about it because of the bonus we get paid when we register new person.No,It goes beyond that.

It's about you having an alternative source of income that pays you even when you're in lockdown at home, it's about you working with your smart phone to make money that some organisations will not be able to pay even without covid19 pandemic, its about you getting connected to an Industry of e-commerce which is not affected by lockdown.

Some of us that painstakingly took this opportunity are all smiling today because we get bank alerts even while we are in lockdown.

Will covid19 ever affect Sairui? No, because sairui is an online business. The staff can work from anywhere. The staff work 247 online to help for your buy and sells of your products. The only effect that the covid19 has on Sairui is that you will not be collecting your free products now because of the lockdown. But after the lockdown, you collect all your products.


Let's think about this.

Scammer alert.
Instead of thinking of who to help in this pandemic you still want to dupe people that are barely managing to survive.
I wish this was a better country so you can be traced and jailed immediate. Fool.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Mutemenot(m): 11:17am On Apr 14, 2020
shocked

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Agugbadin: 11:17am On Apr 14, 2020
Indifference!!!, developed countries such as France, UK to mention but few extended their lockdown,why not Nigeria a sub underdeveloped country. We are paying for the late closure of our airports and land borders.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by gg20: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
So disappointed!!!
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by hungvid20: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:


You are new handle, hope you understand? Can't do much for you.

It's the shame of getting shamed by some users that made me open a new account. I know there are a lot of scammers but I swear on my life that I am not lying. I don't have anything to eat this morning. I have called a couple of friends up till this morning, they say they don't have. One was even thinking of calling me for same reason before I called. You can place a curse and I'll say Amen to prove to you I am not lying. Thank you

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by meekparagon(m): 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
Someone should please assist me with transport to hospital today, am having serious chest pain right now, I stay at igando and am going to doren hospital at Ajah for chest X ray. Please help a brother. Am handyman, two weeks no jobs, death calling some people now.

Gtbank 0241857361
God bless you all abundantly
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Hanz1: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
bestabigaelever:

Why
Is everything okay?
Hi, did u attend OAU?
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Makavelli25: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
I cried

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:


You opened your account newly so am skeptical. Not that I don't believe you but that's how the world works. The other ones should have gotten their alart now. God will provide for you all.

Any amount is not too small for me.. Remain bless..
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Donlanray: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2020
God will see us through. Tough times don't last, tough people do.
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by williev: 11:19am On Apr 14, 2020
i was like
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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by emilomona(m): 11:20am On Apr 14, 2020
Surprise! Surprise!!

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Nobody: 11:20am On Apr 14, 2020
cry

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by frowland(m): 11:20am On Apr 14, 2020
hungvid20:


It's the shame of getting shamed by some users that made me open a new account. I know there are a lot of scammers but I swear on my life that I am not lying. I don't have anything to eat this morning. I have called a couple of friends up till this morning, they say they don't have. One was even thinking of calling me for same reason before I called. You can place a curse and I'll say Amen to prove to you I am not lying. Thank you
Send me private message so I can know your real handle. Then all will be well. Please try and understand me okay?
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Nobody: 11:21am On Apr 14, 2020
kingsvictor2:
it's well







Thanks
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by hungvid20: 11:22am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:

Send me private message so I can know your real handle. Then all will be well. Please try and understand me okay?

Okay I'll do that. Kindly keep me private. Thank you

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Mistaicey2288: 11:22am On Apr 14, 2020
SpecialAgent:
Well, everything is fine over here, people move about like covid no dey, prices of food are also stable.


And most important of all, I get loads of merchandise to sell, as we are the only ones having d product due to interstate lockdown( No new stuff coming in). But we got enough for 3 months sef .

Every body for town most buy from yours truly grin

And what Merchandise is that if i may ask
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by BeeBeeOoh(m): 11:23am On Apr 14, 2020
E no funny oh.


I've been at home for the past two weeks hoping that everything will normalize this week only for that animal that doesn't want to stay one place came into Anambra with auntie COVID-19 last week to further spoil the little joy and happiness we're managing. Imagine staying at home with no income and local man's account balance just dey deplete like kilode.



I taya honestly

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Nnemuka(f): 11:23am On Apr 14, 2020
adechi:
I provoke because my account is down and my father in-law has been with me since March 12 from village to treat himself as he is undergoing treatment as a Diabetic patient....

Like seriously am just believing in Jehovah Yahweh now.
My prayers are with you
Pls instead of suffering and smiling pls speak up now. He is not your responsibility.
Marrying his daughter does not automatically mean you will cater for him

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Joefat: 11:23am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:

Send me private message so I can know your real handle. Then all will be well. Please try and understand me okay?
I'll really appreciate if you can help me with any you have.. 2042661003,uba. Joseph Emmanuel O. God bless u.
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by tydi(m): 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020
baralatie:
na boys for romance section go suffer o!

konji for wound some biz for their

See brother wey mumu. Like political section or other sections are allergic to Dr konji
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by blueivy8: 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020
Lol

Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by bestabigaelever(f): 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020
Hanz1:

Hi, did u attend OAU?
No
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by OLA4CHRIST1(m): 11:24am On Apr 14, 2020
It's like rapture as occured. God please help us, forgive all our sin
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by Nobody: 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
frowland:

Hmmm

Ok
Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by goddons50: 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
Up till now I Neva wake up.

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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by kovic7(m): 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
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Re: Lockdown: Your Reaction When You Heard About 2 Weeks Extension? See Mine (Meme) by odinson1(m): 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
Very in-sensitive, non-empathetic government.



Is there no other way you can urge people to stay home other than drawing our attention to the sad reality of what is going on in other countries?



Have respect for the innocent lives lost in those countries please



You urge us to stay indoors but what have you provided us with?



No electricity for comfort, no water supply, no FOOD, no money.





Foolish people and their supporters



Abeg generous nairalanders help me with any amount you have let me buy two cups of rice and eat today I didn't even eater rice on Easter yesterday
Please i and my family might die out of hunger by the end of this week


2262999223 Zenith bank
May God bless you

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