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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by IvarDboneless: 4:04pm On May 09, 2020
odogwunaija:
There was this gal I dated during nysc, she's a screamer. One day we went out and eventually lodged in a hotel after enough drink, we were both tipsy. As we begin Bleep, na so the gal just dey scream on top her voice until we heard a knock at the door, a female voice told us "please u guys should take it easy, people are in other rooms." My gal felt so ashamed of herself but we gatz finish what we've started.
The next day when it was time to checkout, she was so ashamed that she asked me to go out 1st and check if anyone is at the corridor, she doesn't want anyone to look her with the eye of "so u'r the screamer disturbing us last night"
hahahaha, the spirit has finally left her and she's back to her senses.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 4:07pm On May 09, 2020
OriOko88:


This is one of the reason a lady should not be told the truth all the time. Na scope be their medicine. He could simply told you u wouldn't get pregnant and end d convo there, instead of telling you d whole truth, he would hv got down with you. He goofed big time
Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues. undecided

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 4:09pm On May 09, 2020
Lamanii22:



And it works well for the VJ wouldn't cause any foul smell?
It works well
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Starberg(m): 4:22pm On May 09, 2020
Futurejoy:

Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues. undecided


That's far from the truth... The reason why you declined was because of his response.

If he had said " baby common, you can never get pregnant. If I never had clue, I would have impregnated all my exes. Besides, if we should have sex, I've read many articles online on ways to prevent pregnancy" Then you will be more interested to know what he had read. If he is a smart guy, he will put in more puzzle state till he get down with you.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Loveknitting: 4:42pm On May 09, 2020
ekensi01:


Lol, but do u even imagine how nasty some of this story sounds as if its a porn movie.

Yep, very nasty.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by olenyi: 5:13pm On May 09, 2020
Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...


Guy you wan kill me with laugh. Lol grin grin; D
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by librangyps(f): 5:21pm On May 09, 2020
I made it from page 1 to 25.

Thank you, I thoroughly enjoyed myself

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 5:25pm On May 09, 2020
Loveknitting:


Okay, you won the craziest shit here.
Hmmm, really? I didn't realize

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 09, 2020
abbiboy:

Lie kee u dia!!

LOL... I wish it was man.
If you're doubting because you think shit like this don't happen and even worse, then you're just living under a rock
but if you're doubting because you think it can't happen in Nigeria, then you're soo five years ago. Go to Abuja and Lagos man ask for all those Lez clubs and see weird shit for yourself, including people sleeping with animals for money (especially in Abuja)

P.S: That something hasn't happened to you or anyone around you doesn't make it a lie... In NIGERIA ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE both Good and Bad... Especially the Bad

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Frankicent(m): 5:40pm On May 09, 2020
JentuPrinz:
I invited a gal to av lunch..after lunch,we went to a hotel to book short time.When we enter d room,i went to freshen up.Naso i talk say make i begin work,next tin she said she's on her period.I was like simi see trouble,after paying for d room,she no talk and she saw me wen i was paying.Abi wetin dis gal dey think?Shey she think say i booked room to sleep abi wetin.Some girls ehn..

Wetin come sup?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by otunbalamba: 5:46pm On May 09, 2020
Futurejoy:

Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues. undecided
you don't like that guy at all cheesy
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OriOko88(m): 5:47pm On May 09, 2020
Futurejoy:

Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues. undecided

Lol. D guy don suffer. Naso u hate him??
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Sniper101(m): 5:58pm On May 09, 2020
tunary:
Hmmmm prevention is better than cure, I better not attempt it at all. I don't like rough play. imaging being stripped nayked and all the girls and little children will focus and sight seeing the dick saying, See brother prick; as an adult they'll use 2 by 2 ( cane) to flog the dick, by then the dick go do run hide (shrink) na the scrotum and the testicles go come take head carry the wahala all because of the confusionist (ladies) if she no gree to consensual I find my way, them surplus


Try trying it on a girl who's your girlfriend.
.....to ascertain if she's into such or not

It's much more safer with a girlfriend because it's very much unlikely that your own girlfriend will raise an alarm of "rape", in such a situation.

But then again, like you said...
"prevention is better than cure"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
so it's OK 4u 2just 4get about trying it out.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by JentuPrinz(m): 5:59pm On May 09, 2020
Frankicent:


Wetin come sup?

Wetin i wan do again..I just comot ni.But some years later,wen i hear say she don get admission for my skul,i checked my contact lists and i still gat her digit,naso i start her parol again.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by abbiboy: 6:00pm On May 09, 2020
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Hmmm....all those destiny destroyers!!
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 6:01pm On May 09, 2020
Starberg:



That's far from the truth... The reason why you declined was because of his response.

If he had said " baby common, you can never get pregnant. If I never had clue, I would have impregnated all my exes. Besides, if we should have sex, I've read many articles online on ways to prevent pregnancy" Then you will be more interested to know what he had read. If he is a smart guy, he will put in more puzzle state till he get down with you.
If you know me in person then you will understand that trying to impress me repulses me. I understood that tactics and I had certain principles that guard my actions back in school. Unless I was drugged, I wouldn’t do certain thing and that’s why my activities back then in school was triangular. Hostel, church , class and cafeteria. I barely went to visit my female friends outside school...I think I went 4 times throughout university. Sometimes things happen to us because we put ourselves in the position for it to happen.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kaymicxy(m): 6:07pm On May 09, 2020
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Frankicent(m): 6:18pm On May 09, 2020
[quote author=JentuPrinz post=89365654]

Wetin i wan do again..I just comot ni.But some years later,wen i hear say she don get admission for my skul,i checked my contact lists and i still gat her digit,naso i start her parol again.[/quot




If na me I go look up for good. You fit no see that cunt chop
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Theevilone(m): 6:29pm On May 09, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
none of this is CRaZy BRo wink smiley should try mine

Which is ?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Archtype(m): 6:30pm On May 09, 2020
Lol...The removing of the ladder looks like something that I can do oo cos growing up in Onitsha can teach you many bad FBI moves just to show them that you caught them red handed from the beginning. Those days I caught people tire for under staircase for that our street that year oo, if you see how guys go dey settle me make I no talk chai..
kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ariklawani(f): 6:49pm On May 09, 2020
Don't be stupid...









(abeg o...na joke I dey ooo) cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Jaybihel25(m): 6:50pm On May 09, 2020
Wow! To the end finally! I am entertained!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Sniper101(m): 6:54pm On May 09, 2020
Kyle1:


Mehn,you are not alone on that rape shit.
I am currently in a r/ship and my girl enjoys forceful sex. Not only that,but also pain.
She likes getting her ass spanked,nipples bitten hard,neck-choking,slapping her puss¥ while at it.

Now,I can’t deny the fact that I enjoy this. I mean,the kinks and weirdness is what makes sex fuckn mind-blowing.

But I wanna know why? Why the love for pains and being raped? She said it’s a fantasy but I believe there is more to that; most likely she was raped severally growing up or sexually abused.

I’m still going to ask her this,when I see her after the lockdown.

But,I’ll like to know what your think caused it. Your opinion basically...do you think women that enjoy rape sex once had a past filled with sexual abuse and rape?


Bro, am currently in several relationships, but with regards to your questions I'll talk about two of the persons am in a relationship with.

The first, is the girl in which I talked about having that forceful-sex with, about three weeks ago.
We've been together for about 7months (on and off kind of relationship) and so I don't really know much about her experiences growing up or whatever trauma or sexual abuse she must have experienced during childhood. But one thing I know for sure is the fact that she's into rape sex.
Whenever we're at it in a missionary position and I don't hold her tight(like am using my body to suppress or crush her) while am hitting the kpekus, she'll be like,
"baby, please hold me tight".
Does this mean she is relieving the memories of being raped when she was a kid or when she was younger?
Well, that, I really don't know.

The second, is one introvert girlfriend of mine who once told me she was raped when she was barely 18yrs.
She's a very nice girl and i've never tried rape sex with her cos there has NEVER been a time when she says "no" to me whenever am in a mood to Do.
And I tell you mehn, this Babe really loves regular sex. Hard knacking especially.
One day I was hitting at top speed and thought she would easily get exhausted soon so I'll rest, but instead Babe surprised me by saying, "Baby, fvck me harder. Make me cry".
But I disappointed her that very day oh grin
Cos there was no much energy left in me to hit her harder to a point she will have to cry cheesy Lol


Lastly, u asked a question about their love for pain? Well I'll say that most of them who are into forceful-sex must have been actually raped while growing up.
Or it could just be that the ones who are into the pains accompanied with rape sex are actually into it because the best sex they first had (in which they got to have the most extreme orgasms) must have been when an ex, a boyfriend or some guy somewhere must have forcefully fvcked hell outta them to the point of an unexplainable orgasm. So, since then, they just require to be forced during sex before their body can get that very peak of extreme pleasure.

I hope I've been able to get across to you with this my long write up sha grin
But if I still wasn't able to? Well,
gOOgle is your friend grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Theevilone(m): 6:55pm On May 09, 2020
Hoephase:
A handful of people have made mention of smelly vajayjay

I am not sure what the health seeking behaviour of most young female adults are in Nigeria.

Please can a lady be so kind to open a thread and seek opinions from other girls are often they see a gynaecologist and at what age they had their first visit?

What their experiences were and if it helps their overall health?

Maybe this might give us an insight into what is actually happening.

Should such thread already exist please post link I would like to know.


Na today u know naija guys even some wey never bleep b4 dey claim say they experienced smelly vjay and secondly vjay has it particular smell which is not sexy.

Niggars will have early morning bleep and expect the vjay to smell sexy is not possible.

My point our guys exajurate things about girls a lot.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Torie8(f): 6:58pm On May 09, 2020
jawalis:

Huh. Honestly, I won’t lie to you. I don’t really get fully involved in relationships to the extent of asking me to do weird stuffs. But a lady has actually asked me to mate her sister cos she hasn’t been able to give her husband baby. So I should try help but I declined anyways.
That happens alot na
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by brill224(m): 6:58pm On May 09, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

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kuku kill me
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by JentuPrinz(m): 7:03pm On May 09, 2020
[quote author=Frankicent post=89366359][/quote]
Lol...Gal wey i don chop taya
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by jawalis(m): 7:05pm On May 09, 2020
Torie8:

That happens alot na
So can you share your experience now
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Kingarthur21: 7:36pm On May 09, 2020
sexylassie2:


Stop being dramatic, you didn't have.

You are also broke.
proof of that? Or shut the hell up..

Don't derail this thread
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by SenorFax(m): 7:38pm On May 09, 2020
librangyps:
I made it from page 1 to 25.

Thank you, I thoroughly enjoyed myself
Same here

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Geminvert(m): 7:45pm On May 09, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
grin elderly young man laff don kill me die

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