Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Elderly young man my chest oo

Telling me her restaurant roof was leaking after I hugged her few days earlier and subsequently asking for a loan of 135k from me. In my mind I was like haaa, of all the creatures to give lend money I will give to a gal?... That would be my greatest undoing.

jawalis:
Waiting for julieeni and Torie8. Meanwhile, it’s been a while I heard from Sweetcunt97 and Ariele

let me not say anything

[quote author=EXLOVER post=89292143]I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me[

Story don full ground ooo.

Thread full of niggas

lookingfly:
lol

Thanks for corroborating my story.

Good morning!

Crazy experiences....
There was this lady I would smooch like crazy in her shop as early as 5AM on my way to work. She would always use alum to wash her pkekus making her so tight, killing all the juice that would have otherwise made the sex so sweet.

jawalis:
Waiting for julieeni and Torie8. Meanwhile, it’s been a while I heard from Sweetcunt97 and Ariele

keep waiting

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Okay, you won the craziest shit here.

bluefilm:


As I read this part come begin laugh, the Gran nut wey I been dey chop comot from my nose

I dey tell you

She can squirt a full bucket and na pee before each round of sex, for the past 3 years I have changed 2 mattresses and na girlfriend, wonder how many foams I will buy if I marry her, but her squirting gives me thrills.

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

Bros u get mind oo

Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.

I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.

the girl is connected to demons (fallen angels)...

she can't be seeing Jesus or angels during sex...
dey don collect your destiny... go purchase another one

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Pass out for her say wetin happen?

Make attempt to have sex with me beside the wall in public.

kenny160:
Make attempt to have sex with me beside the wall in public.

what's crazy about that?

Futurejoy:

I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

i don laugh tire you sure he wasn't joking about it?

marttol:
the girl is connected to demons (fallen angels)...

she can't be seeing Jesus or angels during sex...
dey don collect your destiny... go purchase another one

To shock you now, she is a prophetess. Like a real vision seeing prophetess....

You wan sell yours?

otunbalamba:
what's crazy about that?

may be u should ask me once again

ArticleBeast:

To shock you now, she is a prophetess. Like a real vision seeing prophetess....

You wan sell yours?

ok
good for her

emusmithyy:


I'm thinking she just played you.

I'm sure if you were in my shoes, you'll feel otherwise

[quote author=menace001 post=89345683]So hilarious posts
My experience. Alot anyway.
There is dis girl, my friend's sisters friend,
This girl just finished sec sch, i was in 200l then in OSU, i call her *allway*
Anywhere we jam , we must bleep.
I can count like over 10places we meet accidentally n we always find a way to bleep.
This girl just dey dey possess anytime she sees me. Different states different occasions , we see, we bleep.
i come home from sch, same nyt we bleep for canteen bench beside house.she didnt care
My friends place, countless time,
she come my sch for post jamb, we bleeb
my friends granny burial, we bleep, she attended one wedding for ibadan wit her bf, i was there too , e happen for toilet,
She even wan marry, had to locate me for sendforth like two weeks before wedding.
I had to ask her , wetin dey occur gangan. She had to coffess that, its beyond her, that she don go church for my mata, but she cant just control herself ard me.
Anyway she don relocate abroad.
If not , na bleep we go still continue dey bleep till end of time
[/quote
u got the key to the pussy jare. ����

Remdesivir:
It's funny how only guys are the one having all these experiences.

Nairaland girls don't have any crazy experience to share or what?

Isoright.

D guys r sharing it for dem

otunbalamba:
i don laugh tire you sure he wasn't joking about it?

He was damn serious......I hated him from that moment instantly.

OriOko88:


Passing by.. When u don read all the freaky freaky.

For where Still passing by

[quote author=julieeni post=89347903] keep waiting [/quote
Why now. Just say something

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Hahahahaha

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

My belle o...

Torie8:
let me not say anything

Naa. Personally, I want to read your contribution

he told me to do blood covenant with him....cos he saw how guys were disturbing me....I told him no.....he was forced to go and see my parents....iss nur me dat you will kee

Faithful4real:



You be scam and you are a winners member, papa must hear of this.

During Shiloh