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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Drizzy5001(m): 8:44am On May 09, 2020 |
Randy100:Elderly young man my chest oo 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Salako01(m): 8:47am On May 09, 2020 |
Telling me her restaurant roof was leaking after I hugged her few days earlier and subsequently asking for a loan of 135k from me. In my mind I was like haaa, of all the creatures to give lend money I will give to a gal?... That would be my greatest undoing. 24 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Torie8(f): 8:48am On May 09, 2020 |
jawalis:let me not say anything |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Dagenius94(m): 8:54am On May 09, 2020 |
[quote author=EXLOVER post=89292143]I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha. The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex. How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me[ 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emceedcent(m): 8:56am On May 09, 2020 |
Story don full ground ooo. Thread full of niggas 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Sniper101(m): 8:59am On May 09, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by fmwise2k(m): 9:02am On May 09, 2020 |
Crazy experiences.... There was this lady I would smooch like crazy in her shop as early as 5AM on my way to work. She would always use alum to wash her pkekus making her so tight, killing all the juice that would have otherwise made the sex so sweet. 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by julieeni(f): 9:04am On May 09, 2020 |
jawalis:keep waiting |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Loveknitting: 9:04am On May 09, 2020 |
Jezking: Okay, you won the craziest shit here. 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by freedomchild: 9:06am On May 09, 2020 |
bluefilm:I dey tell you |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:06am On May 09, 2020 |
She can squirt a full bucket and na pee before each round of sex, for the past 3 years I have changed 2 mattresses and na girlfriend, wonder how many foams I will buy if I marry her, but her squirting gives me thrills. 14 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Thomthom(m): 9:07am On May 09, 2020 |
Noblebrown7:Bros u get mind oo |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 9:09am On May 09, 2020 |
Starberg:I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel. Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “ Sorry for the long read. 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by marttol: 9:12am On May 09, 2020 |
ArticleBeast:the girl is connected to demons (fallen angels)... she can't be seeing Jesus or angels during sex... dey don collect your destiny... go purchase another one 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by cassbeat(m): 9:16am On May 09, 2020 |
Friedturkey:Pass out for her say wetin happen? 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kenny160: 9:19am On May 09, 2020 |
Make attempt to have sex with me beside the wall in public. 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by otunbalamba: 9:25am On May 09, 2020 |
kenny160:what's crazy about that? 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by otunbalamba: 9:26am On May 09, 2020 |
Futurejoy:i don laugh tire you sure he wasn't joking about it? |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ArticleBeast: 9:29am On May 09, 2020 |
marttol:To shock you now, she is a prophetess. Like a real vision seeing prophetess.... You wan sell yours? 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kenny160: 9:30am On May 09, 2020 |
otunbalamba:may be u should ask me once again 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by marttol: 9:35am On May 09, 2020 |
ArticleBeast:ok good for her |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by shomutuski(m): 9:38am On May 09, 2020 |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kene232: 9:40am On May 09, 2020 |
[quote author=menace001 post=89345683]So hilarious posts My experience. Alot anyway. There is dis girl, my friend's sisters friend, This girl just finished sec sch, i was in 200l then in OSU, i call her *allway* Anywhere we jam , we must bleep. I can count like over 10places we meet accidentally n we always find a way to bleep. This girl just dey dey possess anytime she sees me. Different states different occasions , we see, we bleep. i come home from sch, same nyt we bleep for canteen bench beside house.she didnt care My friends place, countless time, she come my sch for post jamb, we bleeb my friends granny burial, we bleep, she attended one wedding for ibadan wit her bf, i was there too , e happen for toilet, She even wan marry, had to locate me for sendforth like two weeks before wedding. I had to ask her , wetin dey occur gangan. She had to coffess that, its beyond her, that she don go church for my mata, but she cant just control herself ard me. Anyway she don relocate abroad. If not , na bleep we go still continue dey bleep till end of time [/quote u got the key to the pussy jare. ���� 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by JentuPrinz(m): 9:43am On May 09, 2020 |
Remdesivir: D guys r sharing it for dem 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 9:47am On May 09, 2020 |
otunbalamba:He was damn serious......I hated him from that moment instantly. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by faithfull18(f): 9:56am On May 09, 2020 |
OriOko88:For where Still passing by |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by jawalis(m): 9:58am On May 09, 2020 |
[quote author=julieeni post=89347903] keep waiting [/quote Why now. Just say something |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kcbaba007: 9:59am On May 09, 2020 |
Dreyton36: Hahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by dedons: 10:00am On May 09, 2020 |
Exmilitant:My belle o... 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by jawalis(m): 10:00am On May 09, 2020 |
Torie8:Naa. Personally, I want to read your contribution |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by anoziechi(f): 10:01am On May 09, 2020 |
he told me to do blood covenant with him....cos he saw how guys were disturbing me....I told him no.....he was forced to go and see my parents....iss nur me dat you will kee 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Futurejoy(f): 10:05am On May 09, 2020 |
Faithful4real:During Shiloh |
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