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Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

JentuPrinz:
Lol...Gal wey i don chop taya

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Sniper101:
Bro, am currently in several relationships, but with regards to your questions I'll talk about two of the persons am in a relationship with.

The first, is the girl in which I talked about having that forceful-sex with, about three weeks ago.
We've been together for about 7months (on and off kind of relationship) and so I don't really know much about her experiences growing up or whatever trauma or sexual abuse she must have experienced during childhood. But one thing I know for sure is the fact that she's into rape sex.
Whenever we're at it in a missionary position and I don't hold her tight(like am using my body to suppress or crush her) while am hitting the kpekus, she'll be like,
"baby, please hold me tight".
Does this mean she is relieving the memories of being raped when she was a kid or when she was younger?
Well, that, I really don't know.

The second, is one introvert girlfriend of mine who once told me she was raped when she was barely 18yrs.
She's a very nice girl and i've never tried rape sex with her cos there has NEVER been a time when she says "no" to me whenever am in a mood to Do.
And I tell you mehn, this Babe really loves regular sex. Hard knacking especially.
One day I was hitting at top speed and thought she would easily get exhausted soon so I'll rest, but instead Babe surprised me by saying, "Baby, fvck me harder. Make me cry".
But I disappointed her that very day oh
Cos there was no much energy left in me to hit her harder to a point she will have to cry Lol


Lastly, u asked a question about their love for pain? Well I'll say that most of them who are into forceful-sex must have been actually raped while growing up.
Or it could just be that the ones who are into the pains accompanied with rape sex are actually into it because the best sex they first had (in which they got to have the most extreme orgasms) must have been when an ex, a boyfriend or some guy somewhere must have forcefully fvcked hell outta them to the point of an unexplainable orgasm. So, since then, they just require to be forced during sex before their body can get that very peak of extreme pleasure.

I hope I've been able to get across to you with this my long write up sha
But if I still wasn't able to? Well,
gOOgle is your friend

sexylassie2:
Stop being dramatic, you didn't have.

You are also broke.

Bestchoice4me:
At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Kyle1:
Beautiful piece you’ve written here bro.
Along with the crazy experiences.Lol

Enjoy fam

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

Kenneygirl:
Can't believe I read page 1-15 at a go

bcbones:
Licking plate is allowed, na how you wash your plate matter... according to your typed dic is for pucci and not for mouth either

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

GalaticHorde:
very true, at ibeno beach there is this restaurant I patronise a lot and the proprietors niece had it in for me, when free I like playing scrabble there with my friends after eating. So one day after eating I was there sitting alone and placed my feet on the chair opposite me at the table, she just came, took my scrabble board and pieces out of my bag, placed it on the table, went and sat on the seat I placed my feet on, then placed my feet between her legs and I felt the wetness there already, we were lucky the tablecloth was big enough to cover her misdemeanor, she took my phone and typed her number into it and left, later that night I invited her over and screwed her brains out! AKS girls know how to hustle a dick when h0®ny, that I can testify to

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

KayCee92:
Lol, there is even an acronym

xana101:
very sad bro. Can I get d contact of d girl. 08034895737

od501:
Baba abeg, which one be AKS girls oo.. Make i for no loss lol

eneye1:
Hmmmm... I went to see one babe during my break at work.. I met she and her siblings in the compound.She took me to their parlor. Immediately we talk a little, she moved closer to my seat, removed my dick and started sucking.
Now, the elder sisters and brothers are within the compound. I was scared.
She removed her short while I gave her from behind.
We ended doing it one more time after that say.
Sweet things is enjoy doing it in a girlfriend's family house

Jezking post= Hahahahah:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Jezking:
hahahahaha
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

odogwunaija:
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go wash away her sin.
If I hear say I no block am

Futurejoy:
Even if he had told me the truth I would not have fall. I didn’t even want to date him, I only liked him from a distance, his closeness to me revealed how uncool he was and how he was definitely not my speck plus he had hygiene issues.