Dreyton36:
i bear sotay I come they cry like who lost close paddy

ariklawani:
My boyfriend asked to Bleep my asshole.. I declined.. Is not a good thing,

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

ariklawani:
Don't be stupid... Its your sister kitten that's hard.. Mind you, he only love adventures.... Mind you, ur babe kitten can't stand mine in terms of tightness and sweetest...









(abeg o...na joke I dey ooo)

roladex:
oh boy u sef try oo.hope u use CD o
Cos she might have infecrions

emusmithyy:



Not your speck.
He's uncool.
Hygiene issues.

Wow, just for one person?

I hope you're sooooo beautiful and hygienic because I see pride all over your writeup. Lots of low-budget girls forming posh in our streets.

OriOko88:


Lol. D guy don suffer. Naso u hate him??

Futurejoy:

I didn’t not hate him, He was just tried to change cos I spoke to him about it at some point
. Even if he sees this thread, he won’t be angry cos we later spoke about all these. But at that time, I was not too happy.

GalaticHorde:
lol bahdt guy!

shegzmartinsduke:
I was never into having my hair cut low,but since i started this relationship with my present wife,i became a skull man. She likes shaving my hair while we make luv,it makes her cum.

od501:



Abeg oo... We are all here to learn Jereee. Biko start the lecture already, we are all sitted.

Futurejoy:


I don’t have to tell you if I am so beautiful or hygienic. That I have taste and know what I want should tell you that I respect myself and would not like to settle for less. If you have no standards , I have standards and terming my standards as “pride” shows how much of ignorance you have cos you don’t know me. If I am proud, I won’t reply this message .

emusmithyy:


"Terming your standards as pride shows I'm ignorant?"

I don't have to know you BUT this is social media and everyone parades what they're not, especially.

If you are that beautiful, hygienic & know what you want, you'll be proud enough (like you did when using that poor guy to shine) to display some of your pictures or dropping your Social Media handle. Otherwise, humble yourself and quit forming woke!

And please, using "because" instead of "cos" won't kill you. Jeez!

Futurejoy:

I don’t have a low self-esteem brother, so I can’t come online to claim what I am not. We are all created different or should I say we were all raised differently. And I can never drop my social media handle for nobody for you to verify anything, the only reason why you are taking this personal is because you probably have those attributes that I listed. I have nothing to prove to anyone, take it or leave it, I am done having this conversation with you.

emusmithyy:



Not your speck.
He's uncool.
Hygiene issues.

Wow, just for one person?

I hope you're sooooo beautiful and hygienic because I see pride all over your writeup. Lots of low-budget girls forming posh in our streets.

merahki:



Her post turned me off like no end too.
The one where she mentioned “hygiene issues” and called the guy uncool was so uncool in itself that I decided not to quote her

emusmithyy:


Don't mind her. That's why I quoted her. Not like I liked what he said but using him to fan your ego.

Those kinda girls forming posh, low-budget Amaka with a borehole. See her pics na, ugly scarra! See the kind of guy she's attracting! Smh

OKOATA:
Someone already made a post concerning this you mentioned, an Hotel is also correct, you can also use “an” If a consonant sounds like a vowel.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

And how does the "h" in hotel sound like a vowel? It is "A hotel" please.

STREETSAN:

It's all about principle. Mine is that if we date then we must have sex regardless of whether is going to lead to marriage or not. Principles! If you say no. I won't date you. If you say yes it means you're cool.

TLrboss:
I was giving my girl head the other day, she really enjoys that shit. So I turned her over doggy style and planted my tongue on her vjay from behind. You know at such position my nose will naturally rest on her shit hole(anus). So when the going became extremely sweet, and my nose was just on top of her anus, the next thing I heard, felt, smelt was a very nasty mess that circulated throughout my body and my brain through my nose. Jeez!

Hybkay:

What if she's a virgin? Or you can't date a virgin?