Chairman y d suspense na
Continue ur Story abeg

africandictator:
I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

will u shut the Bleep up. stop being a hater and allow him continue. Who told u that true stories are 100% perfect. Sometimes u spice it up to make it interesting in the mind of the reader while maintaining the original content. I can see u are one frustrated asshole. Go open ur own thread oga and leave here sharp sharp...

Dreyton my guy.... Ride on, we are enjoying u

clevybrown:
will u shut the Bleep up. stop being a hater and allow him continue. Who told u that true stories are 100% perfect. Sometimes u spice it up to make it interesting in the mind of the reader while maintaining the original content. I can see u are one frustrated asshole. Go open ur own thread oga and leave here sharp sharp...

Dreyton my guy.... Ride on, we are enjoying u

why don’t you just visit x v ideos you mental case ? I know you are looking for something to wannk to chronic wannker!

oga continue

africandictator:
why don’t you just visit x v ideos you mental case ? I know you are looking for something to wannk to chronic wannker!

is it ur wannkin?
I can see u are a busy body in other people's matter
Just stop disturbing this thread and let's wannk in peace

clevybrown:
is it ur wannkin?
Just stop disturbing this thread and let's self-service in peace

okay I would and I am sorry op for all I have said before pardon me things are hard in this case country and it’s making me go mental sometimes. Op and weed smoker I am really sorry.

africandictator:
okay I would and I am sorry op for all I have said before pardon me things are hard in this case country and it’s making me go mental sometimes. Op and weed smoker I am really sorry.

it's a good thing u'v apologized
That's so thoughtful of u
U can now quietly use the exit door and leave in peace except u also want to wannk

africandictator:
I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

ok sir

Weedsmoker:

Take your frustrations elsewhere,how is the thread destroying nairaland?

If you're not ok with the story then you fvck off from here and allow others enjoy it.
I too know dey worry u.

No be everybody wey wear clothes normal the guy get fault be he no know

africandictator:
who are you ? Are you from the zoo? I am not disappointed in you though, your moniker speaks a lot about you weed smoker!. Keep smoking the grass that you smoke anid coming to tell people on nairaland how frustrated they are. Frustration detector have you detected yours?

Oga be frustrated in Jesus name amen

Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo grin

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick embarassed wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit grin
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o grin poor man na poor man grin

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer grin
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume grin grin , guys just surprise oo shocked
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac grin
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , shocked for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own grin grin
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am grin
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah shocked me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho grin when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho grin grin grin

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo cry
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum) grin grin grin
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die grin grin

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me cry
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds grin grin grin

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment grin angry

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo grin

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together grin and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THE BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

Fire on

Bros but why you dey add grin grin like person when dey press manual bell

Omo I can't laugh ,,,Ride on OP

You are making my day. Let me know when you've posted more.

Nice one chief.
Please mention me when you update. Thanks.

no be lie o guy man need confirmthings ooo

pls mention me when u complete the story....so funny ���

Caroline2love Is Today really your birthday?? HBD just in case

Too much lies no good..... from the beginning I knew ur a liar....LIEnus mba

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

You see the bolded? I want die for laugh here

U b correct guy, making my day.

IDFWU:
Bros but why you dey add grin grin like person when dey press manual bell

grin na wetin i beg?

Grin.... Grin... Grin...

Guy the story make brain, continue abeg. but he be like say the grin na your trade mark.

Oga post something jor, I just day laugh since

Baba, you too try.
finally, something a nicar can actually relate to.

Continue

This part 3 sweet me die

i am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madnes

must u comment..itx just a story..let him be..grow up boy

I stopped reading when I read this sentence..... "mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland gan life tire me, no lies i did.."