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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by cybriz82(m): 2:17am On May 16, 2020
See him useless dirty hand...

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by kabillionaire(m): 2:18am On May 16, 2020
You this guy got no chill at all... WHY it's time the govt. enact and enforce laws to protect our wild life. By the way, are you a cannibal

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:20am On May 16, 2020
seborrhic:

In the evolutionary world,that makes sense somehow,humans evolved from monkey like species,that later probably evolved to Apes,then the intelligent humans of today,millions of years ago.
Even scientists have shown a whole lot of similarities in our genetic make up,social behaviour and others.
The Op should be condemned in no unmistakable terms.
Looking at that decapitated head in that picture alone,whose sane human being would have the mind to still eat that monkey without throwing up all day and having nightmares to last a lifetime.
The Op must either be a cannibal or mentally challenged to eat that stuff.
So the similarity now concludes it that you evolve from monkeys? Is that how intelligent you are? you and your so called scientist have issues in the head.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:27am On May 16, 2020
salford1:
And this was how Ebola jumped in West Africa. From your fellow Librarians eating monkeys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XasTcDsDfMg
that was how you were brain wash to believe, thesame way you are presently being brain washed to believe Covid19 was from animal.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:29am On May 16, 2020
NairaMaster1:


Terrible my BOSS


I wonder why killing a monkey
But there is nothing wrong in killing a Cow, Fowl, Pig, rat... Something is really wrong with you guys. he killed your cousin, go and arrest him.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:32am On May 16, 2020
incogni2o:


What did you just say?

Please prove it to me.

And Dont refer me to anywhere i cant reach from my phone or nearest library.
You dey mind that brain wash mumu. trying hard to pass down unproven theories as truth.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:35am On May 16, 2020
tot:
As for the idiots quoting me, you are obviously no different from the OP. Continue asking dense questions about what is wrong with this. Barbaric human beings.
You are simply the Idiot and more babaric here. He just killed your cousin here; simply get him arrested. nonesense

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:37am On May 16, 2020
Ola5TP:
are u crazy or something? U just wasted an innocent animal!! U deserved an immediate arrest
Go get him arrested mr normal.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by awoo47: 2:42am On May 16, 2020
MasterJayJay:
You eat chickens and you are condemning someone eating monkey.

When did monkey became members of your family?
monkey nd other primates share a very high percentage if dna
in fact before testing a drug, monkeys are tested first. that's how similar we are...

it's unreasonable to eat something lyk dat. it's very related to us nd can carry easily transmittable diseases

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:44am On May 16, 2020
Carloslehder:
Is either you're an extremely poor individual or you're just an animal, either way you should be ashamed of yourself cos you're a disgusting human being.
you are actually the one disgusting here. Charge him to court because he killed your cousin. mumu...

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by DriggityDre: 2:57am On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
you are actually the one disgusting here. Charge him to court because he killed your cousin. mumu...
But even if you have no problem with eating monkeys, some of them carry diseases.
I got this screenshot below, from 3rd page.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:00am On May 16, 2020
Sagay212:
When we say some people are somewhere in a cave in their village suffering, but will come online and be bragging, e go be like day we dey lie.

Just imagine, if it's not extreme poverty, why would any same human kill a monkey to eat. If they don't keep an eye on you, you probably will eat a human if the hungry choke you.
But is sane to eat other animals but monkeys. You guys are just ranting in stupidity.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Bestmanwealthy(m): 3:01am On May 16, 2020
Hustle o he get way! Make u no go eat human being say na meat
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by vaca1: 3:02am On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
go Sanction am now. All this new generation Idiots self. So monkey is now different from every other animal you eat now. monkey reasoning.
Didn't mention your hypocritical name on my post.
You've been noticed.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:07am On May 16, 2020
fortune1968:
You should go to jail .
For killing your cousin... lol. You are sick.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:09am On May 16, 2020
franconian:


Nor mind am, that's how Westerners guilt shame Asians for eating dogs while they enjoy eating beef forgetting that cows are sacred animals to many people.

Some people think they have the monopoly of choosing what's edible and what's not.

Any animal rights activist that's not a vegetarian is a hypocrite.
Even the plants are also sacred to some people.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:18am On May 16, 2020
DriggityDre:
But even if you have no problem with eating monkeys, some of them carry diseases.
I got this screenshot below, from 3rd page.
Then, you should be awaiting the OP's death. Mtchewww...

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TPound(m): 3:20am On May 16, 2020
Sisijetue:
Hungerbad grin


Let that man rest in peace!!! angry

Hungerbad...wherever you are...we miss you...

Continue to rest in the bosom of our Lord till we meet to part no more cry

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Larrykaysail(m): 3:29am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
he who eat monkey can eat fellow human ,

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by gare(f): 3:36am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Where do you live that monkey in jumping into your house? It must be very close to a forest or jungle, after you go put mouth for issues concerning people living in the city.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OROSUNBOLB(m): 3:52am On May 16, 2020
You should be arrested for murder.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by omhor(f): 3:54am On May 16, 2020
"Agbari monkey, e dey sweet well well...." grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by livebyday(m): 4:04am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

I think you are mentally unstable due to extreme poverty and hunger .

For you to eat this shows you are abnormal and a cannibal

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hazlett1988: 4:09am On May 16, 2020
livebyday:


I think you are mentally unstable due to extreme poverty and hunger .

For you to eat this shows you are abnormal and a cannibal

You are suppose to be arrested cos you are a danger to human

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hazlett1988: 4:10am On May 16, 2020
livebyday:


I think you are mentally unstable due to extreme poverty and hunger .

For you to eat this shows you are abnormal and a cannibal

Sorry not you I mean the ops is suppose to be arrested
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hazlett1988: 4:11am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
You are suppose to be arrested for future purpose cos you will be dangerous to human
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by salford1: 4:19am On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
that was how you were brain wash to believe, thesame way you are presently being brain washed to believe Covid19 was from animal.
And what proof do you have to back up your contrary opinion?

I mean an academic research backed up proof not some conspiracy theory website or Trump's tweet.

Thank you
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Froshloaded: 4:20am On May 16, 2020
iyke926:
If I were a mod, I will ban you till 4023 and then get you arrested sad
Leave the mods all they want is traffic
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OlawaleBammie: 4:25am On May 16, 2020
armyofone:
Everything gan!

Bros to you and I!

Eating a bros, no so cool!!


Guy no b me and u, i know wer my bros dey, a no get one bdos full of hair/fur, padded butt, plated butt, 7km long tail, a uncle dat cant even stand upright, where did u see dat uncle?? wait sef

How many set of vertebral does it posses, how many Lumbar, sacrum, thoracic, sacrum etc

What about the nigga's teeth arrangement, how many incisors, canines molar and premolars, i have 32 in total and how many does have he??



U batter no let ur mama hear say u say monki na ur distant uncle, lol, na dat day mama go arange three strong pastors for u..u knkw what for na cheesy wink

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Ficeo(m): 4:28am On May 16, 2020
Please, don't ever you near Awka Ancient City in Anambra State. You get mind abeg. Look at the way you posed the head of that �. Nawa ooo!!!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by anchor3447(m): 4:30am On May 16, 2020
You are an endangered person living amongst us. U deserved to be killed as well. Bkos if care is not taken, u can slaughter your neighbor's children or even adult sef at night to eat..

Who eats monkey

I wished I never saw/read this

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OlawaleBammie: 4:30am On May 16, 2020
seborrhic:

It's obvious nothing would convince you in this aspect.
At least we agree on the Op.

Sure na, how a go dey convinced??

Its just like U telling me the sitting arrangement for heaven wen we re both living down here on earth grin grin

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