[quote author=exseJ post=90000701][/quote]

Voluminous kwa?

Na him be say something consign agbero with overload true true o

You must be on the slim slide. Am I right?

waywardpikin:
When I realized that it was a familiar voice, I materialized from my hiding place like a living dead zombie resurrecting from the grave.

"Blood of Jesus!" A terrified Timothy screamed when he saw me. I laughed and mocked him endlessly.

"Dude you needed to have seen your face!" I said with tears in my eyes. "I hope you didn't wet your sanitary pad?"

"God punish you," an angry Timothy responded, still gasping for breath.

"Can't you guys just let someone sleep in peace in this room?" Ramsey complained as he appeared from nowhere in the same room.

"You're here as well? I thought you went out for morning drills?" I said.

"For what?"

"I can see you guys have already formed an association. Anyway, I hope it's not too late to join?" Timothy said as he plopped himself on his bed.

Funny! All in the name of shunning morning drill!

waywardpikin:


Don't worry, you will soon find yourself plunged headlong into the exciting, confusing and devastating world of women. Be careful when you fall in such circles o, some people never fully recover. NYSC is tough and grueling yeah, but I feel the experience is one you should savour cos it only happens once in a life time - for people who are lucky to serve.

I don't know any websites sorry. Not much of a PC gamer. Playstation consoles all the way. Btw, I also went to a boarding school. One of the worst periods of my life. I was so frail and small, got bullied a few times until I eventually learned how to fight. Do they still flog students recklessly or tell you guys to dig and uproot trees?

DarkGamer beats all the monikers you mentioned.

Next update dropping shortly. Really glad to have you on here. I can sense a very big brain in that head of yours. No dull am o.

Honestly girls are so much stress. That's why I've decided not to date anymore. I only dated once in my SS2, a junior in SS1. She was fine, got the perfect body, popular but basically dumb. Just like all those teen movie queens. It lasted for one month. We were justed doing stuff and she was too exhorbitant. I wrote her a poem on her bday and she wasn't happy, wanted something longer and she also wanted gist. Idk if you understand but it's a weird thing about teens this days. Well despite the fact that i don't date, I just do whenever I want. Umm... I'm even in a situation right now, I can tell you if you're interested. And yeah uni is going to be filled with women and not girls. Can't wait. (But if you see some girls in secondary school eh)

Oh cool. I just thought you played on PC because majority of the people I know play PES on PC. Well I personally love boarding school in a way. Things have changed oh. I go to all those expensive schools, so they don't even flog us. . We are just given coporate punishment. Then maybe thingss like fighting can now get you suspended. Blah blah you get right? I don't fight though, I tried my first ever in Js3. I won but I went to go and report myself since I wan't at fault. I was looking for favor and I got suspended. Well, apart from schoolwork, I'm all about soccer and girls. Don't worry I've always been in the top class of guys in academics. I don't consider myself strong but if you play your cards right you can get away with anything. Just roll with the big guys and you always have backup when it's time to brawl. LMAO.

Well you're right there, I do have a big brain. (Thank You very much). As for dulling, it's not happening in a million lifetimes. That's all for now. K.I.T. (I'm assuming you know the meaning of the abbreviation).

P.S Check your email.

waywardpikin:

I negatively associate them with drama, high maintenance, heartbreak, chaos, confusion, destruction, entitlement mentality, mind games, mental manipulations, slay queen state of mind, hot cake syndrome and any other stereotype you can think of.

Haba mana

But wayward eh, how much longer before you date one already...the story is supposed to be about all the women you ever dated during nysc. I was hoping by now you would've dated and changed them just like Biggie abi all these meetings is part of laying the foundation for post-camp demonising

Wayward nice update @darkgamer TMI lol just joking, seems you're enjoying life.

This update short like adams oshomole

Anyways u are doing well,oooin

Not too slim ooo...just want to handle real flesh n not bones o.....

Voluminous kwa?

Na him be say something consign agbero with overload true true o

You must be on the slim slide. Am I right?[/quote]

biokuabdullahi:
Wayward nice update
@darkgamer TMI lol just joking, seems you're enjoying life.

Hmm... Yeah you could say I am. But that was probably a lot of things i said there. Next time, I'll try to keep it short. What's up with you? No update today Wayward?

DarkGamer:


Hmm... Yeah you could say I am. But that was probably a lot of things i said there. Next time, I'll try to keep it short. What's up with you? No update today Wayward?

You don't have to. I was just taking a jibe at you just for fun and to buzz up this thread. You can type as much as you like and what you're saying was kinda interesting. I guess no update today from Uncle Wayward.

Destinylink:




Funny! All in the name of shunning morning drill!

My brothaaaa

DarkGamer:


I wrote her a poem on her bday and she wasn't happy, wanted something longer and she also wanted gist. Idk if you understand but it's a weird thing about teens this days. Well despite the fact that i don't date, I just do whenever I want. Umm... I'm even in a situation right now, I can tell you if you're interested. And yeah uni is going to be filled with women and not girls. Can't wait. (But if you see some girls in secondary school eh)

Oh cool. I just thought you played on PC because majority of the people I know play PES on PC. Well I personally love boarding school in a way. Things have changed oh. I go to all those expensive schools, so they don't even flog us. . We are just given coporate punishment. Then maybe thingss like fighting can now get you suspended. Blah blah you get right? I don't fight though, I tried my first ever in Js3. I won but I went to go and report myself since I wan't at fault. I was looking for favor and I got suspended. Well, apart from schoolwork, I'm all about soccer and girls. Don't worry I've always been in the top class of guys in academics. I don't consider myself strong but if you play your cards right you can get away with anything. Just roll with the big guys and you always have backup when it's time to brawl. LMAO.

Well you're right there, I do have a big brain. (Thank You very much). As for dulling, it's not happening in a million lifetimes. That's all for now. K.I.T. (I'm assuming you know the meaning of the abbreviation).

P.S Check your email.

Lol no I don't get the thing about the poem. Is that a thing now? I have never known Nigerian ladies to like poems or are you living in an alternate reality? And she even wanted it to be longer. Wonderment!

Hells yeah, I'm interested in your situationship. Drop it like it's hot, let's turn that into a subplot on this thread.

Boarding school wey dem no dey flog person, is that one a boarding school? Just kidding man, I hated the life back then, and I'm glad things are better now.

I really suffered back then o chai

I chop cane sotay I con dey do odeshi, dey turn am to rep. Back den e be like say na who sabi chop cane pass, na him the babes dey trip for. Hard life mehn.

Yes, I'll be in touch.

eloyce:

Haba mana

But wayward eh, how much longer before you date one already...the story is supposed to be about all the women you ever dated during nysc. I was hoping by now you would've dated and changed them just like Biggie abi all these meetings is part of laying the foundation for post-camp demonising

Lol why bodi dey bite you? Where u dey rush go?

Allow the story to cook and simmer. Besides, I'm may or may not be as bad as you imagine.

How bodi? I see you are making great progress on our project.

biokuabdullahi:
Wayward nice update
@darkgamer TMI lol just joking, seems you're enjoying life.

Hahaha free the bobo o... this here is a safe space. All you guys are amazing!

Gadafii:
This update short like adams oshomole

Anyways u are doing well,oooin

Why you con dey insult Adams na? If he vex send DSS come this thread my hand no dey ooo.

exseJ:
Not too slim ooo...just want to handle real flesh n not bones o.....

Voluminous kwa?

Na him be say something consign agbero with overload true true o

You must be on the slim slide. Am I right?

Real flesh??

I would definitely take that over fake flesh anytime!

DarkGamer:


Hmm... Yeah you could say I am. But that was probably a lot of things i said there. Next time, I'll try to keep it short. What's up with you? No update today Wayward?

Do you, man.

Update dropping shortly.

wayward what happened to the other thread

Streetmade:
wayward what happened to the other thread

What other thread?

waywardpikin:


What other thread?

the one you were writing last year, same title as this one but in your uni. days, where you met ken

Streetmade:
the one you were writing last year, same title as this one but in your uni. days, where you met ken

Will start after this one. This book is the first in the series.

Great update but short Anyways, feeedd us more

Guys my schedule has kind of changed so updates will be by 9 pm henceforth. Thanks for being there.

waywardpikin:


Lol why bodi dey bite you? Where u dey rush go?

Allow the story to cook and simmer. Besides, I'm may or may not be as bad as you imagine.

How bodi? I see you are making great progress on our project.

You can't blame me..I like as e dey hot sturv.
You...may or may not...oh please..my bad boy telling instinct is too strong.

Yass...the project is blossoming.

I smell trouble oo, nice update wayward

waywardpikin:

Choi, another matter

Streetmade:
I smell trouble oo, nice update wayward

Thanks man.

Elvis778:

Choi, another matter

waywardpikin:


Lol why bodi dey bite you? Where u dey rush go?

Allow the story to cook and simmer. Besides, I'm may or may not be as bad as you imagine.

How bodi? I see you are making great progress on our project.

Lemme do amebo little. Oga wayward, which project o?? Abi is it what I'm thinking.