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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by BlissB(f): 3:58pm On Jun 02, 2020
Somehow Num 1 nor gree clean comot my head embarassed
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dchameleon12345:
If a girl play with a boy she will get pregnant
This one i didnt believe o cos i play with girls then very well
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Igbojihadist: 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2020
etibaba:
Well I use to believe if you spit on the floor without covering it with soil, and someone steps on it you will have sore throat.

Well I wasn't much of a believer of whatever I heard while growing up.
baaad nigggar lol
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by ofiko123(m): 4:01pm On Jun 02, 2020
I believed none of all those things....
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:01pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dididrumz:


This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh.
Does God really exist??
Thats the thing about faith, believing something you havent seen. Only the strong hearted can stay strong.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by peachylife: 4:01pm On Jun 02, 2020
If you do something wrong and your mum or dad promise to punish you, just pluck some of your eye lashes and they would forget.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by JoshEnigma(m): 4:02pm On Jun 02, 2020
Those days I'll be like,"chidi u cut urself? oya start sucking it before ur blood go finish,or u make mumcy give u bitter leaf water to drink? my guy will just be sucking it with speed grin grin grin Childhood days sweet o

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Frankicent(m): 4:02pm On Jun 02, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
THE TRAGEDY HERE IS THAT MANY ADULTS STILL BELIEVE THESE THINGS TODAY.


Some still do oo. I met some ladies here in akure.


If you close them... It's a taboo. If you pet them on there head it's evil... And me love to touch ladies head..

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:02pm On Jun 02, 2020
illicit:
If u use an umbrella under a roof, you will stop growing.

If u eat white chalk, eczema will form inside u.

If u kill a toad and u don't bury it, it will curse u and your parents when it gets to heaven
Chai. This one is in another level o

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:03pm On Jun 02, 2020
frankblinkz:
Na apple kill abacha india scored nigeria 99-1 and during d game football turned into a lion
I believed that also

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by arinzos(m): 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2020
Digableplanets6:





About the mirror go look up bloody mary on google and no matter what you do ,do not practice it.
I am not looking anything up abeg grin
Make i know the one weh de disturb me.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by illicit(m): 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Chai. This one is in another level o
I wonder how I believed such lol
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:05pm On Jun 02, 2020
NYCnextStop:
Chai.. I used to believe that when you bend down to look through your legs in the market , you will see dead people who came to the market and could lose your life

Also I used to believe that it was witches and dead people that trade in night markets
We believed alot of things while growing o
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by masterP042(m): 4:05pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dididrumz:


This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh.
Does God really exist??
He doesn't exist. There's no proof of his existence. Even spirits, devil, angels, jinn, witches etc. They only exist in imaginations and the holy books.

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by arinzos(m): 4:06pm On Jun 02, 2020
chrish:
When my mum gave birth to my younger sister I was surprised to see her curly hair. I asked my mum if there is a saloon in her tommy, she said yes that when a baby is about to come out he/she will go to the saloon and make their hair. I believed her.
I can't stop Laughing grin grin grin grin
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:07pm On Jun 02, 2020
SmartyPants:


So you mean the vice president is not a leader? It is footballers than are leaders?
No
Just cimparing their salary.
Meanwhile how many of our leaders are professors. Thats what i was illustrating
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:09pm On Jun 02, 2020
GennyCheta:
When broom touches a girl either by sweeping accidentally or intentionally she will not marry, so the person who did that have to spit on the broom and hit it on the floor two times so it won't have effect on the girl.

When I see this white birds flying in the sky there's a song we sing in our language and we have white spots on our finger nails, we believe the birds are responsible for that.

So many things our parents told us and we believed them then it's not our fault
Exactly it seems they told us all this just to make us fear or keep us in ignorance.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:10pm On Jun 02, 2020
Ecstacy21:
As a kid, i use to think that if i point at a grave somethin bad will happen to me. The remedy after pointing at a grave is to bite my ten fingers.

As a kid if i mistakenly killed a duck, i was told to put coins in its mouth else it will turn to a snake and bite me in the night



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Me too i believed that o
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Igbojihadist: 4:11pm On Jun 02, 2020
ucheuzor1:
I used to believe that when you bend down and look between your legs, you'll see spirits walking on their head and legs up. We used to be afraid to do that then.

We were also told then in the village that if you point at a masquerade, your hand will bend.

We were also told then that if you wave your hand to white flying birds, it will give you water finger. It worked then though. Quite mysterious.
that bird own really worked
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:11pm On Jun 02, 2020
Equity15:
I used to think the end of Nigeria is the airport.
I used to think I could beg the automated voice that says your credit is low when making a call..I actually tried it those days early 2000's when the automated voice was saying you airtime is low. I was saying please ma, I beg you in the name of God, I want to talk to NY father, it's very important. lol the call hung up. and I was like wicked woman!!! mstheeew
Hilarious
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Petersamuel8(m): 4:12pm On Jun 02, 2020
Guy me and you believe so many things in common
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:12pm On Jun 02, 2020
4nyworld:
I use to believe that anytime it rains and there was Nepa light, it must go off once thunder strikes grin
If it is this one, even till date its true lol

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2020
thundafire:
me I heard if u sleep with ur cloth inside out,u will wake up at a graveyard
Chai
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by SmartyPants(m): 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dpsychologist:

No
Just cimparing their salary.
Meanwhile how many of our leaders are professors. Thats what i was illustrating

Yeah but the person you quoted was talking about leaders and readers...So I want to emphasize that readers will still generally be leaders minus the few exceptions. And being a leader doe not mean being wealthy either.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by arinzos(m): 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2020
tillaman:
Believing I was bulletproof
There was one time I believed I could fly too but it ended in tears tongue
Damn you superman
I actually Allowed a Spider to bit me, hoping i would become Spider Man. grin grin

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2020
coputa:
You must not sweep the house @ night,if you do,you are sweeping away the money and blessing of the family. do not whistle @ night,b'cos you 're inviting evil spirit. a child that eats one egg or sardin is a thief
Very true i also believed that.
I once believed that when thunder and lightening strikes if i say ssssssssss it will stop
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Freeman50(m): 4:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
Wow, this is amazing. Believed that when someone mistaken or intentionally spat at you, you'll develop okpu isi elingo (Ezcema).
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 4:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dchameleon12345:
As a chile I belive If u f*ck without using condom u will contact hiv/aids authomaticaly bt las las na scamdemic
Lol true
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Erkhalifa(m): 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2020
Na so, them feed me with big lie, say:
Nigeria Vs India. India beat Nigeria (99-0), after Samuel okwaraji scored for Nigeria, instantly, he die. Lol��
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2020
chrish:
When my mum gave birth to my younger sister I was surprised to see her curly hair. I asked my mum if there is a saloon in her tommy, she said yes that when a baby is about to come out he/she will go to the saloon and make their hair. I believed her.

You mumu o cheesy cheesy cheesy

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