Dpsychologist:

Thats the irony of life.
A professor will be working for an illiterate.
Las las its not what you read in school that takes you far. You can’t compare the salary of a footballer and that of a professor.

Dpsychologist:

i literally tried that and it didnt work. I was told that i didnt do it well when i was a kid lol

KingAzubuike:

Labake omo to dun. Send me a mail so I can take you to the next level baby.

Professorcplus:
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth.

If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day

[b] To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note.

To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger.

joyfullyjoyous:
1. If I put my hand in the rain It will get paralysed
2. If I break the television and enter it while watching American movie I will find myself in America

Icezikagu:
I used to believe that in order to prevent d caset disc frm cracking u have to clean it on ur smooth cloth

Davash222:
As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key.

Dpsychologist:

Lol. Child life

AdaFidelis:
I believed my dad was not born instead he fell from the sky because that was what he told me.

Dididrumz:

This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh. Does God really exist??

ekins71:
That the citroen car could fly like a plane

Comedian2019:
I used to believe that all old men are wise. But I now know that foolish people also get old.

Davash222:
As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key.