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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by omoharry(f): 10:03pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


It's so painful..I couldn't go all the way with the procedure. I was told to return, but never did

They don't even care if you're sexually active or not
i forgot to include that pain .. my God! I almost rolled off from the table . My sister that have had 3 children did it and she did not feel any pain . It's pain is for ladie that have not given birth or are overly sexually active .����

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by TheManOfTheYear: 10:05pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sunisonflex39:
please who knows how I can remove this "there is no other God but Allah " in my profile..

since they had salah that I went to wish them.. people are taking me for a Muslim.

seun abeg
Allahu Akbar bro cheesy grin

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by illicit(m): 10:05pm On Jun 04, 2020
skimena:
I went to the hospital when I was sick. after the medical checkup, I was told I will have to take some drugs through injection. and I'm d type that is very scared of injection. as d doctor bend his head to give me the injection in my buttocks, I just fart on his face mistakingly or out of fear. I was embarrassed. I felt so ashamed of myself.

can't stop laughing


lol what's your sickness? was it pile

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Humanoid01(m): 10:07pm On Jun 04, 2020
Sonnobax15:
grin That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.
Hahahahaha! This really cracked me up.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Igbojihadist: 10:07pm On Jun 04, 2020
grammarnazi2:
...comments...
...knew it, Mrs. ...seemed like a...
...motoscrotosis, I... ...for... In fact... ...right was...
A...asked...
must you quote me
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 10:07pm On Jun 04, 2020
omoharry:
i forgot to include that pain .. my God! I almost rolled off from the table . My sister that have had 3 children did it and she did not feel any pain . It's pain is for ladie that have not given birth or are overly sexually active .����

So true. Felt like I was being ripped open. I find it so unnecessary for ladies that aren't having sex. Afterall the procedure checks for cancer caused by an STD.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Gabonese: 10:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
During army recruitment, you'll be asked to strip naked, your balls examined and asked to maintain a døggy position so a swab can be taken from your anus. It's humiliating but we no get choice. I was lucky to have a male doctor attend to me. Unfortunately for some of us, it was a female doctor that attended to them. The expressions and embarassment on their faces as they came out was just priceless. Mind you a large percentage of us will be asked to strip in a room first before going in. Twas so gayish I swear.
I think most of them overdo and abuse that things sha most especially in government and private hospitals. Sometimes it's not usually necessary. I've witnessed a case where a young male doctor asked a pretty female to strip that he wants to examine her. Unfortunately for him, the girl Sabi as e dey go and she simply told him it's not in any way related to her ailment. The doctor looked disappointed and definitely surprised and carried on with his work. Many of those doctors just use the pretence of examination to have a nice time fingering wet pussy and smooching soft boobs.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by ODJ124(m): 10:10pm On Jun 04, 2020
interesting stories

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Lightangel64: 10:10pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

You are lying, doctors see nudes every day he was just doing his job, and you are not whort shit. If someone is doing their jobs useless ladies that want attention will term him a molester or a rapist, if you hate it stop going to the hospital. Of all what the doctor has seen its now you right? Sick egomaniac

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 10:12pm On Jun 04, 2020
Gabonese:
During army recruitment, you'll be asked to strip naked, your balls examined and asked to maintain a døggy position so a swab can be taken from your anus. It's humiliating but we no get choice. I was lucky to have a male doctor attend to me. Unfortunately for some of us, it was a female doctor that attended to them. The expressions and embarassment on their faces as they came out was just priceless. Mind you a large percentage of us will be asked to strip in a room first before going in. Twas so gayish I swear.
I think most of them overdo and abuse that things sha most especially in government and private hospitals. Sometimes it's not usually necessary. I've witnessed a case where a young male doctor asked a pretty female to strip that he wants to examine her. Unfortunately for him, the girl Sabi as e dey go and she simply told him it's not in any way related to her ailment. The doctor looked disappointed and definitely surprised and carried on with his work. Many
of those doctors just use the pretence of examination to have a nice time fingering wet pussy and smooching soft boobs

grin

Dominusprime won't like this oo
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by trippleKAY(m): 10:15pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by TONYE001(m): 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Most of those nonsense aren't really necessary. It's what you can do by just pulling off your clothes and exposing your chest. Not to the extent of stripping to your genitals. They are just perverts.

The doctor asked the gentleman to pull down his pants and cough because she wanted to rule out an inguinal hernia. This can't be done by exposing the chest.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


grin

Dominusprime won't like this oo
Lol...unlike you who doesn't like to admit wrong I know of course that there are wayward Drs. We have a number of perverted Drs too. I won't defend what's wrong. If they are caught they could face dire consequences. That said, no lady or guy should be examined by the opposite sex without having a chaperone present. This is the standard practice and Drs are even warned not to examine patients without a chaperone present.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Hotguy27: 10:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
Mine was not really embarrassing as per say. In fact, the nurses rather embarrassed themselves.

It was back then when I just finished secondary school and I was waiting for admission into university. I was about 20 years old already.

One Sunday morning, after the church service I was feeling pain at the lower part of my abdomen. When I informed my mum, she quickly suggested that we should go to the hospital immediately to check whether it was appendicitis since our neighbour just died of the problem the previous week due to late treatment of the ailment.

On getting to the hospital, the doctor after checking me asked whether I had eaten food and I answered NO. He immediately booked me for surgery...Aaahh!!!!

I was asked to move to where I would be shaved. I sighted about 4 pretty female nurses on duties. They could not hide their desires to be the one to shave me. They were glaringly dragging who would do that

Eventually, the tallest of them won the battle and quickly took over me. She took me to a room and asked me to pull off my clothes. I was startled! I was very fresh and cute. I had already started doing something but I wasn't a bad boy though. Well, I removed my clothes and started praying rosary in my mind to take off my mind from what was happening. I was lying down on a desk while she was doing the shaving. She kept holding my p*nis stylishly in a manner that would cause it to erect. I intensified my prayers until she finished.

In the operating room, I didn't know where about 8 nurses, all young, entered from. Luckily, the doctor asked some of them out leaving about 3. I continued with my prayers until I lost consciousness. Two of the nurses took extra care of me while I was in admission for a week in the hospital.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
Farki:


Do they think doctors and allied medical staff enjoy asking those questions? If they misdiagnose the patients will come back telling us stories that touch or pile insults on some doctor who probably didn't even see the patient.

Something that a 200 level medical student will understand more he or she is busy saying rubbish online like one expert.
I've left him to his ignorance. He doesn't want to admit his folly.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

Lol...unlike you who doesn't like to admit wrong I know of course that there are wayward Drs. We have a number of perverted Drs too. I won't defend what's wrong. If they are caught they could face dire consequences. That said, no lady or guy should be examined by the opposite sex without having a chaperone present. This is the standard practice and Drs are even warned not to examine patients without a chaperone present.

Chill..it's a jokee undecided
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2020
MrEgghead:
You're right but I see dental students as Medical students..
Ok...but for official purposes don't say what you feel especially if you are in the medical field. It's ok to see such in your head without voicing it out in an official setting.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Investnow2017: 10:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

Two different hospitals for 2 different ailments! No. Most likely, what you were thinking was not what the doctors were thinking. Your mind was somewhere, while their minds were somewhere else, working out their mind on how to help you get better. Just my conclusion. I am not a doctor, though.
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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
JUICYPINEAPPLE:


No doctor, I repeat no doctor who truely knows his or her job will ask such 'FOOLISH' question as to verify if a patient is 2 or 3 months pregnant. NO DOCTOR!!! Except all these half baked medical practitioners parading themselves as doctors.

When diagnosing a patient exhibiting STD symptoms sex related questions are a professional ethical questions.

ABEG MAKE WE HEAR WORD!

Honestly I don't even understand who's side you are on or your point of argument anymore. All I know is that it is more appropriate to ask a patient when her LMP was than asking if she thinks she's pregnant. You can ask the latter of course but it's not standard.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Dozis: 10:24pm On Jun 04, 2020
thesicilian:

Lol. Which medical school did you pass through that did not tell you that sexual and reproductive history is a must for every female of reproductive age? And one of the reasons for that is so that you don't end up giving certain drugs to someone who might be pregnant?

Or you think doing physics and biology in the university is the same as "passing through medical school"?
You for no tell am naa...why you tell am

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by MrEgghead(m): 10:24pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

Ok...but for official purposes don't say what you feel especially if you are in the medical field. It's ok to see such in your head without voicing it out in an official setting.
Ok, I get you bro.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


No I'm saying that you'd still have to do a pregnancy test to attain 100% accuracy cos can't patients still lie abt the sex question?
So you know this and you are asking me how 'when last you had sex?' is a better question. Did I ever say it was? You really need to calm down and read to understand ok.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SavageMaster: 10:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
FuckHomophobes:
I had a boner whilst being examied by this very cute doctor with his nerdy spectacles. Chai some doctors can be so handsome o

I was actually imagining myself doing had things with him and the worst happened. Well I believe he knew what's up.

Homosexual spotted

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Chill..it's a jokee undecided

Lol...sorry. you and that azubuike have worked me up so much that I've lost my sense of humor. grin

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by FuckHomophobes: 10:27pm On Jun 04, 2020
SavageMaster:


Homosexual spotted

What's up cute dude tongue grin.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Protein0: 10:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Do laymen really know what teaching hospital implies ?
They will be made to know when they are patients in "teaching" hospitals.
FYI, in teaching hospitals, asking med students to go is akin to asking the consultant not to see you.
I doubt there is a consultant that will proceed with a patient that rejects med students in a teaching hospital.
Do you even know why "Teaching" is in the name?

I have come to realise that the illiterates and the well read have no issues being used to teach med students.
It's only the "ill literates" that do.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by sirblend: 10:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
Hahjascho:
Bike man, abeg nah here ,I say nah here..,grin.. drop me.

Late comer

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Reex12(m): 10:29pm On Jun 04, 2020
FuckHomophobes:



grin Are you scared. Yes I'm gay and proud. Don't worry, I don't bite
Get da furck outta here mann
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Olamilekxy(m): 10:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
had a problem with defecation (constipation )
went to hospital to complain and the doctor told me to off my trouser and pant and she put some cream on her index finger and she put into my anus.
shame cash me
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Hahjascho(m): 10:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
sirblend:


Late comer
lol ...e no one gree ni jo.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Investnow2017: 10:31pm On Jun 04, 2020
Just a question.

Why are those who couldn't make it through medical school always bitter with doctors? Just same way those who were refused visas hate the UK and the US? cheesy
.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by SirMichael1: 10:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
doggedfighter:

How did you do it?
Simple. I hacked into it and fixed it. Do you want me to make you a mod?

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